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  1. 02-18-2006, 02:49 PM #1
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    hahaha... so now after all the threads

    i have a gym story...


    i go in today to get a lil extra work, some medial and rear delts, lil bicep work, and some shrugs and hypers... nothing major.. so this skinny little assphuck keeps pretending hes swinging a golf club in front of me, he litterally walks in front me whilst i stare into the mirror. and starts swinging like tiger at st andrews... and keeps looking at me... so finally after like 12 times, he says something, i take my headphones out and im like what? he goes what do u think man? so out of nowhere, before i can shut my mouth, i go "i think your a phuckin faggot, and if you walk in front of me, im gonna throw this god dam dumbell at you, now go the fucck away". he just stops completely and stares for like a second with the, did he just say that to me, then walks off like a douche..


    well ladies and gents... there you go... a deca story from the gym...
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  2. 02-18-2006, 02:58 PM #2
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  3. 02-18-2006, 03:02 PM #3
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    funny...what could he have possibly wanted...haha...
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  4. 02-18-2006, 04:18 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    funny...what could he have possibly wanted...haha...
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  5. 02-18-2006, 04:23 PM #5
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  6. 02-18-2006, 06:57 PM #6
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    I have to wait for the 18 year old white, thug wanna be,wife beater tank top,barbed wire bicep wrap, 150 lb retard to shrug the 40 lb dumbells and do side raises with the 10 lb ers standing 6" in front of the rack all the time. I've started to just walk in front of them and **** up their set to get my shit now.
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  7. 02-18-2006, 07:04 PM #7
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    LMAO ahh god that was hilarious. Who swings imaginary golf clubs at the gym
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  8. 02-18-2006, 07:17 PM #8
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    phuckin faggots do
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    St Andrews? I'm guessing that's a golf corse You know to much about golf. Pretty funny story though.
    04hayabusa, just say "Excuse" and give a light shoulder/body check to them as you grab the iron you need. They'll move the next time they see you coming down the rack, if they know what's good for 'em.
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  10. 02-18-2006, 09:43 PM #10
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    there is one guy that is always swingin the imaginary baseball bat, and one day i am going to bring in a real bat and show him how a real man swings the bat!!
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    you're an asshole...and i like it
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  12. 02-18-2006, 09:48 PM #12
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    you're an asshole...and i like it
    Dont know if that was meanyt for me.. but Thanks i really appreciate it. i work hard at it and it is nice to get some recognition finally.
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    it wasnt directed at you no, sometimes i dont bother reading all the posts before dropping a line..but you can have some too if you want

    i actually like being called an asshole, especially by girls
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    Dont know if that was meanyt for me.. but Thanks i really appreciate it. i work hard at it and it is nice to get some recognition finally.
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    Damn redneck, I worked real hard on that swing!!
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    what the hell, so he just started randomly doing golf swings in front of you??
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  16. 02-19-2006, 08:25 AM #16
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    What about all the losers who have NEVER been in a fight in their life running on the treadmill with the matching nike wristbands and headband BOXING! Ha-ha.
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  17. 02-19-2006, 12:02 PM #17
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    Did he soil himself? The look on his face must have been priceless. Some old 50 yo wannabe, spandexclad, IT monkey wearing matching harley davidson shits and 80's headband (drives an Audi) always makes a point of getting in front of me when I'm walking back to the rack after heavy dumbell curls... then phucking taking his time..I think if he does it again I'm going to drop the dumbells on his feet and laugh while he squeels like a little girl.
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  18. 02-19-2006, 12:08 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBBNB
    there is one guy that is always swingin the imaginary baseball bat, and one day i am going to bring in a real bat and show him how a real man swings the bat!!

    Spencer still have his pitbull? Get him to let it take care of that baseball bat swinging ****er

    We get this shit all the time at my gym. Idiots come in and have no clue how to conduct themselves in a gym. Standing in front of the racks, talking to people during sets, sitting on ****ing benches.

    I usually give em the good old "outta my ****ing way ladies, us men need to train"..

    Im also the biggest and strongest (by far not in the best shape tho) guy at my gym, so I get a ton of idiots who feel the need to interrupt my workout with questions. My girl usually turns them around and tells em its for their own good
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    yaeh he still has his rotty, but that thing is the biggest sook in the world.
    I have started wearing shirts with funny things on the back that basically tell people to leave me alone
    EX. dont talk to me i'm dieting.
    dont ask me if i take steroids and i wont tell you that you look like a pencil neck.

    My girl gets people coming up to her all the time asking why i am so grumpy and anti-social and she just says its the way you should be when you train, its called focus,and they just give her a weird look. someone once asked her if they could talk to me about aas, she just replied " are you retarded "
    That is why i love her so much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBBNB
    yaeh he still has his rotty, but that thing is the biggest sook in the world.

    I thought he had a pitbull. Only met him once, had to make a stop with my friend Ricky to see spencer at the gym.

    Tho, i think ive seen him bounce at the deck before that too...
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