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  1. 02-18-2006, 09:26 PM #1
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    I'm going to strangle my friend.

    "This is Josh Carr with the FBI--may I please speak to a Mr. XXXX? my moms on the other line, so she gets me..

    "Mr. XXXX this is Josh Carr w/the FBI, we have reason to believe you have been involved in drug trafficking, electronic fraud, and schedule III drug related emails. Do you have any comment on this--do you know anything about this?"

    Me: No.

    FBI: "Well, we'd like to question you tomorrow, can we reach you at this number?"

    Me: Yes, is there anything else you need?

    FBI: "No, but we'll be sending a car to your home tomorrow for you because we'd like to question you in person and investigate this more, you're not in any trouble however but our car will be there around 6AM. Due to the fact that there have been many recent steroid related busts lately, we're investigating every suspected person of being involved with this."


    Given the fact that my source is AWOL, I figured he had gotten busted and I almost ****ing shit my pants on the spot. I'm going to kill frank tonight!!!!
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  2. 02-18-2006, 09:36 PM #2
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    Dude your friend did that to you??
    That is brutal, i would kick the ever living sh1t outta him.
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    what you should do is get a couple of your gym buddies that he doesnt know and get some FBI coats and pretend like your raiding his house cause you ratted him out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBBNB
    what you should do is get a couple of your gym buddies that he doesnt know and get some FBI coats and pretend like your raiding his house cause you ratted him out.
    I would love to do that hahahaha! Thanks for the idea
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    oh damn !!! .... thats some shit ....... def whoop his ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBBNB
    Dude your friend did that to you??
    That is brutal, i would kick the ever living sh1t outta him.
    LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

    "What if I was just to kick the eva livin shit outta ya?! " I love that movie.
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    exactly why i wouldn't tell *anyone* if i were involved in any illegal activity.
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    At least i'm glad I kept my cool even though the "OMFG holy shit" look on my face in front of my mother happend. I kept my cool and played it down though, and i've been interrogated by the secret service twice before when I was 15 and 16. They were investigating a counterfeiting scheme going around my high school that I knew well about but i'm not about to snitch anyone out.

    They interrogated me for three hours, trying to get me to confess to involvement ( I wasnt involved) and to get me to tell them who was involved. I just claimed I didnt know shit, and was let go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cb25
    exactly why i wouldn't tell *anyone* if i were involved in any illegal activity.
    He's on with me, hes just got a sick ****ing sense of humor.
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    I realy dont find that funny. All B.S a side i would kick the shit out of him.
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    yea, id be beyond pissed
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    my friend tried doing that but since i havent taken anything in forever i was just like shutup..no
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    "This is Josh Carr with the FBI--may I please speak to a Mr. XXXX? my moms on the other line, so she gets me..

    "Mr. XXXX this is Josh Carr w/the FBI, we have reason to believe you have been involved in drug trafficking, electronic fraud, and schedule III drug related emails. Do you have any comment on this--do you know anything about this?"

    Me: No.

    FBI: "Well, we'd like to question you tomorrow, can we reach you at this number?"

    Me: Yes, is there anything else you need?

    FBI: "No, but we'll be sending a car to your home tomorrow for you because we'd like to question you in person and investigate this more, you're not in any trouble however but our car will be there around 6AM. Due to the fact that there have been many recent steroid related busts lately, we're investigating every suspected person of being involved with this."


    Given the fact that my source is AWOL, I figured he had gotten busted and I almost ****ing shit my pants on the spot. I'm going to kill frank tonight!!!!

    so your friend was playing a joke? or did he actually rat you out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    so your friend was playing a joke? or did he actually rat you out?
    No it was him acting like an FBI agent, sick ****--sick ****--sick ****!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoss827
    No it was him acting like an FBI agent, sick ****--sick ****--sick ****!!!!!!

    oh ok. damn, thats not a very nice thing to do... kinda like if your girlfriend were to tell you she cheated on you just to get a rise out of you.
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    hilarious.
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    I can't believe you fell for it, I'm not an expert on FBI methods but I'd be surprised to learn that they call you the day before to say they're coming...
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    thats what i was thinking, but you have to remember hoss is in HS, i would have fallen for that in HS... now id be like piss off... but back when i was 17 i would have taken it hook, line and sinker
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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    thats what i was thinking, but you have to remember hoss is in HS, i would have fallen for that in HS... now id be like piss off... but back when i was 17 i would have taken it hook, line and sinker
    I'm just very, very greatful that it was a joke.
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