I got the BEST damn girlfriend!

**ripped4fsu** · 03-24-2003, 06:47 PM

Check this out... my girls on the way over right now with 3 chicken sandwiches, 50 22ga 1.5 pins and some wax for my back,,, Plus she'll give me my injection tonight AND a blowjob!! Damn its great to be me!!

**Fashioncore1** · 03-24-2003, 06:56 PM

I'm jealous.

**palme** · 03-24-2003, 06:56 PM

3 chicken sandwiches huh? Thats Perfect bro now you have something to do while she is having her snack!

**ripped4fsu** · 03-24-2003, 06:58 PM

right on! Protein for all!!

**peam** · 03-24-2003, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by palme
3 chicken sandwiches huh? Thats Perfect bro now you have something to do while she is having her snack!

**CrazyRussian** · 03-24-2003, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by ripped4fsu
Check this out... my girls on the way over right now with 3 chicken sandwiches, 50 22ga 1.5 pins and some wax for my back,,, Plus she'll give me my injection tonight AND a blowjob!! Damn its great to be me!!

this is the best post ive read in a long time.

**painintheazz** · 03-24-2003, 07:24 PM

Damn, all my ex ever wanted to do was eat carbs and yell at me about AS (even threw out 40amps of winny). I need a roid girl.

Pain

**Slypknot** · 03-24-2003, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by ripped4fsu
Check this out... my girls on the way over right now with 3 chicken sandwiches, 50 22ga 1.5 pins and some wax for my back,,, Plus she'll give me my injection tonight AND a blowjob!! Damn its great to be me!!

Now that is one loving relationship.... Dr Phil would be proud!

**Terinox** · 03-24-2003, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by ripped4fsu
Check this out... my girls on the way over right now with 3 chicken sandwiches, 50 22ga 1.5 pins and some wax for my back,,, Plus she'll give me my injection tonight AND a blowjob!! Damn its great to be me!!

You gotta be one lucky son of a gun!!! Hell i'd settle for at least having the girl part

And hell, I wouldn't even ask for more then a hand job

**partyboynyc** · 03-24-2003, 08:22 PM

well my gf got me 5th row tickets to the NETS game this wednesday which means i'll have to take her to an expensive dinner before, buy her like a $50 NETS teddy bear at the game, go out for overpriced drinks after, and get in so incredibly late that i'll prob be too tired to fuck!

i need a new gf

**Aguro** · 03-24-2003, 08:40 PM

I think ill make her read that post

**justme** · 03-24-2003, 08:44 PM

I am lucky, my wife is into weight training, as long as we research it and she knows what I am doing. She doesn't have a problem with it, in fact she may even do some as well. blessed with the perfect girl I would say.

**daem** · 03-24-2003, 08:46 PM

right now i am so hungry those chicken sandwiches sound better than the blowjob!! wait a second, who am i kidding...

**Screenz** · 03-24-2003, 08:57 PM

LoL First thing to make me laugh in a while

**Rickson** · 03-24-2003, 09:28 PM

That story made me cry.

**Xtrastrength** · 03-24-2003, 09:57 PM

Man, you guys don't know how good you've got it. My gf made me eat her pussy 3x while she gave head to a chicken last night. Then she compared my penis to a 27 gauge 5/8" pin.

**Wezul** · 03-25-2003, 12:23 AM

LOL!! Xtra.... your off the hook bro that is some funny shit.
yea my girl knows.. but shes not all that thrilled! Like I said before WE all love our HOE ANA......ANA .. BOLIC. BJs no problem! three chicken sandwiches --$10, Wax for back--- $15, Getting your girlfriend to play with your gear----PRICELESS!!

**calidude** · 03-25-2003, 01:00 AM

HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GONNA HERE THE ANA...ANA..BOLIC JOKE

????????

**majorpecs** · 03-25-2003, 06:35 AM

Originally posted by Rickson
That story made me cry.

spoken like a true gear master

**Diesel** · 03-25-2003, 06:38 AM

I got the BEST damn girlfriend!

I use to think the same way.....then we got married.

D

**OGPackin** · 03-25-2003, 07:10 AM

Hey ripped does she have a sister? Hook a brotha up

OG

kc · 03-25-2003, 07:17 AM

LOL Diesel!!!!

hell i knew i was forgetting something

**Jenna** · 03-25-2003, 07:20 AM

Originally posted by ripped4fsu
Check this out... my girls on the way over right now with 3 chicken sandwiches, 50 22ga 1.5 pins and some wax for my back,,, Plus she'll give me my injection tonight AND a blowjob!! Damn its great to be me!!

I'm not going over to your house!

jk...

Glad to see women appreciated for our thoughtfulness and hard work!

***BIG TEXAN*** · 03-25-2003, 07:57 AM

All ya'll are lucky. All my wife does is bitch about the amount of money I spend on the gym, supps, and juice. Then turns around and bitches about me workingout and me rather being at the gym then staying home with her. 7 days a week it's the same thing.....balh, blah, blah, blah! If it wasn;t for the kids.......I'd be history! I mean damn, I spend less each month on all those things then she does on her crap, and I only go to the gym 5 days a week, barely an hour and a half. ........So again, lucky bastards!

kc · 03-25-2003, 08:04 AM

Tex, you could try what I did...last summer in the middle of a war about the very same subjects...i said FINE i'll quit...

He was happy for about a week, then I started to climb the walls, get real bitchy and basically be MAD all the time...lol now he pushes me out the door! and notices when the supps are low

**Diesel** · 03-25-2003, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by BIG TEXAN
All ya'll are lucky. All my wife does is bitch about the amount of money I spend on the gym, supps, and juice. Then turns around and bitches about me workingout and me rather being at the gym then staying home with her. 7 days a week it's the same thing.....balh, blah, blah, blah! If it wasn;t for the kids.......I'd be history! I mean damn, I spend less each month on all those things then she does on her crap, and I only go to the gym 5 days a week, barely an hour and a half. ........So again, lucky bastards!

Are we married to the same women?

D

***BIG TEXAN*** · 03-25-2003, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by Diesel

Are we married to the same women?

D

If we are..........I'll pay you to keep her all next week!

mnkc- I've tried that......it doesn't work.

**Fashioncore1** · 03-25-2003, 09:30 AM

shit...i'm engaged. Maybe i should think twice. She already bitches about how much time i spend at the gym. I hope i know what i'm getting myself into

**ripped4fsu** · 03-25-2003, 10:14 AM

OG,, yeah,, she does have a HOT sister as a matta-0-fact... but I wouldn't do that too you, she's a total HO!

PS to all,,, I showed her the post and your replies and she loved it... so my night went from great to VA-VA-VAOOM~~

thanks for the boost,, I owe you... esp the ladies!!

**Terinox** · 03-25-2003, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by ripped4fsu
OG,, yeah,, she does have a HOT sister as a matta-0-fact... but I wouldn't do that too you, she's a total HO!

PS to all,,, I showed her the post and your replies and she loved it... so my night went from great to VA-VA-VAOOM~~
thanks for the boost,, I owe you... esp the ladies!!

DAMN YOU! It just gets better and better for you doesn't it!!!

Man after hearing all those stories about girlfriends and wives, maybe I am better off single

**peam** · 03-25-2003, 07:01 PM

Originally posted by CrazyRussian

this is the best post ive read in a long time.

Why is that?

**wimp** · 03-25-2003, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by peam

i think you know why

Why is that?

**peam** · 03-25-2003, 07:22 PM

no tell me.... why

**wimp** · 03-25-2003, 07:27 PM

because peam this guy has got it made. he is getting a blow job from his girlfreind that doesnt mind that he is taking as. she is also bringing him some needles and above all some chicken sandwhiches. i dont know of any girls that would do that for me. even if i was hot i it would be hard to find a girls like that.

**peam** · 03-25-2003, 07:50 PM

well.... I understood all that... it's just the person who said that it's the best post is all

**Aguro** · 03-25-2003, 07:59 PM

Hehehe, isnt he your bf peam?

**FKITLETSGO** · 03-25-2003, 08:18 PM

He supposed to be her boyfriend but the endless flirting with me is getting to him....hmm

**peam** · 03-25-2003, 08:22 PM

with YOU fkitletsgo? I don't flirt with you.... there's no need to lie... you've got that sweet little girlfriend with a cowboy hat on to entertain you..... and aguro... maybe he is... maybe he isn't... I'm not telling!

**TheGame826** · 03-27-2003, 10:58 AM

i like this post. you lucky ass. i just thought it was funny that bruce springsteen - glory days was on the radio as i was reading this.

**ripped4fsu** · 03-27-2003, 11:44 AM

thanks for all the replies... I smile everytime I read this thread!!

but I think my bragging came back to bite me in the ass... the shot she gave me last Friday abscessed so now I'm cycling anaBIOTICS along with my anaBOLICS!

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