I only tell you this because I care. I recieved this PM from Big Green this morning, and it verified my suspicions. Lord help us all:
Mar 15, 6:01 EST
"Dearest Nonchalant,
It has come to my utmost and dire attention that the periphery of this fine establishment I so frequent has become slightly cognoscenti of its own impending doom. This may spell out inconvenience for myne own self interests, mainly of which lie below the collective conscious of the brute neotroglodtytes who for some reason or other insist upon perusing the same board I do. Rest assured that all seven of my alter personas will survive the foreseeable onslaught. I shall finally trumpet myne own return, as I, borne from amongst the upper echelon shall strike down swift justice upon the bourgeoisie, rendering myne self the Lord God, utmost supreme deity, the monopolously omnipotent ruler of all those not blessed with such pedigree and glory.
All hail to me, for I am the utmost Lord God of all time,
Bow to me rambo, I give you but one chance to serve under me prior to my coup, whereas you must feel my wrath should you choose the contrary...
For I am Lord God,
Big Green
P.S. Beware the spelling or grammatical error, as I am dictating to my 13 year old Bratislavic man servant Hans. He tends to err, as his fellatio skills far exceed his literary prowess."
As you can see, something must be done. We can not allow this elitist to take down our board! I call for swift and immediate action!
Your upright and decent board member,
rambo