Originally Posted by BIG TEXAN
Well after some careful pondering, soul searching, deep thinking, and lack of sleep for 3-4 days now I have come to the conclusion that I am God. Not quite the status of the Almighty but close. Sure I don't posses most of his powers but I can put thoughts into people's minds. See I now have all of you thinking I've finally snapped and am now nuts. Well that is so far from the truth. It's all clear to me know.... I understand fully. I could try to explain the purpose of life but it is to complex for mortals to comprehend, sorry, that's just the way it is. As for prayers and worshipping go right ahead. Instead of Sundays though we'll make it on Thursdays, no one usually has plans for that day anyway and I don't need to offend the big man upstairs. As for prayers, I'm a bit busy and will respond in do time. Sacrifices are not necassary but if you so choose to do so, please feel free. As for offerings and gifts, please feel free to drop off any and AS at your local Big T's temple. Rewards of a richer fuller life will soon follow any offerings made. Well, that's all for now my mere mortals...... time to go get more coffee....:D