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    i did it im official in the roid monkey world

    well i decided to tell my mom rather than hide it and people have told me that it is best to come clean and she will accept the fact that im a roid monkey . so i told her that i do steroids she freaked out went to my room and started searching and then the monkey lost it i told her about my bp problem and told her i was taking hawthorne berry and blood medicine she said soon as she finds the vials she will thorough everything out . Even my sister is going haywire saying that your heart is a muscle and expand. I told my mom that i will destroy the whole house even if she through 1 ml away i said in harsh voice and she knew the monkey was serious and then my sister goes see look mom look what steroids has done to him look how aggresive he is i told my sister who is getting married next month that if she get mom to thorough everything i will not show up at the wedding or party and if i do come i will come with shotgun to complete the job i left half done. Then she goes saluu does the steroids mean more to you than your sister i go hell yeah and she started getting emotional then all was sorted out now and this morning old lady was going haywire again. i got so scared about losing gear that i jammed 70 mg of dbol like right away then i went downstairs i said i dont give a crap im gonna inject myself in the ass took 2 ml of tren a 100mg and shoot myself didnt feel a thing it was breeze tried to aspirate i saw the plunger move back very little no blood injected peace a cake i started laughing and saying this is a joke i was scared of this. Oh hell lets do another shot so i took tren e like you guys said should inject soon as possible took 1ml of that and said minus well throw in the sus 250 amp my gym buddy showed me how to break the amp with not even breaking the amp i just took two thumps and pushed upwards it was a breeze the lead came flying out.

    it is so hard to get juice out an amp i got close to .75 ml it wasnt 1ml need advice on how to get from amp the juice do you bend the amp downwards its so hard anyways got the juice out and shoot myself i shot high into the glutes top right right where the muscle of the glutes can be seen when you flex little outwards hurt a bit more than the other shoot the other one was a bit more inwards not too far out this one went far out right on the edge and i was a breeze . i am a big guy and have wide lats and had trouble aspirating and shooting my ass that is why i cant go to inside in the glutes . i had so much trouble even with using my thumb pushing the plunger finally got the juice in i was using all my power trying to inject the solution inside me sweating like a pig all went well i guess i am alive still. now i love injecting i think it is fun i love seeing blood coming out my ass it is sign that i am a gorilla now not a baby roid monkey. love it. i feel like a doctor now that retard telling me about stop roids i felt like beating him up and going to the receptionist i think the doctor isnt feeling well would you like to join me in my new porno monkey style with roid monkey. hell the doctor cant stop me and not even my family now the only thing that could stop the monkey is if he stops breathing. i love shooting 4 ccs up the ass no more 1 cc small doses im taking ronnie coleman doses from now on.

    some one please help had trouble getting juice from the amp out what is good technique you cant tilt the amp because it will spill. so help . i have yet to pull the plunger back when aspirate it requires to much force.how do you know if your to high on the glutes and in the hips instead of the glutes . i have been shooting high and outter glutes. thanks

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    i say the roid monkey is close to a trainreck. however, mokey can drive his train anyway he want to drive it..... 1 question? mom knows u are over 21???

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    I love it.

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    before this thread gets over 100 posts tonight... i just wanna be at the top. DO you still live with your mom?!

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    **** consistency beat me to it. You live at home?!

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    Haha...that is crazy...is it just me or was all that a little hard to read?

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    This post was interesting...

    Bitching about mom, but asking a question about getting the juice out of an amp...

    And sister sucks, ditch the wedding anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Live4thePump
    Haha...that is crazy...is it just me or was all that a little hard to read?
    No, its just you..saluu's grammar and punctuation is absolutely perfect.

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    LoL..

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    it's monkey language i speak the same language ronnie coleman does

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    Maybe you should reconsider your steroid usage. I believe that when it starts hurting the ones who love you most you need to hang it up. Either that or chill with your dosages a little bit and mellow out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saluu
    it's monkey language i speak the same language ronnie coleman does
    Yea budday! Light weight! Ain't nothin to it but to do it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    Maybe you should reconsider your steroid usage. I believe that when it starts hurting the ones who love you most you need to hang it up. Either that or chill with your dosages a little bit and mellow out.
    lol!

    Quote Originally Posted by Juddman
    Yea budday! Light weight! Ain't nothin to it but to do it!
    nothin' but a peanut!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    Maybe you should reconsider your steroid usage. I believe that when it starts hurting the ones who love you most you need to hang it up. Either that or chill with your dosages a little bit and mellow out.
    Nobody talks to the roid monkey like this...

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    hey stay in stacked an old friend of mine he is part of the roid monkey fan club juddman did i say i have selected your as president of my roid monkey saluu fan club peace out and rememer all meembers must eat a banana before they work out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saluu
    i love shooting 4 ccs up the ass
    Glute = good, up the ass =

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1-Cent
    Glute = good, up the ass =

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    LOL...Tell your sister that if she makes your mom throw away everything that you will inject her husband and make him love steroids more then her also.

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    how do i get juice out of an amp help

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    Is that a rainbow hat that monkey is wearing?

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    Saluu I think takeing a shotgun to your sisters wedding is an excellent idea, make sure you buy a semi automatic thaye are much more effective in a big crowd. As for the amp, if you use an 18g needle to draw it out and then change the pin to 23g to inject I think you will find that quicker. You should consider giving one of your friends your userid and password so that when you die from an overdose of gear that they can let us know ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by saluu
    juddman did i say i have selected your as president of my roid monkey saluu fan club
    Hell ya...you see this lads!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juddman
    Hell ya...you see this lads!!
    Ya good to have you president..did you see my location?

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanw
    Saluu I think takeing a shotgun to your sisters wedding is an excellent idea, make sure you buy a semi automatic thaye are much more effective in a big crowd. As for the amp, if you use an 18g needle to draw it out and then change the pin to 23g to inject I think you will find that quicker. You should consider giving one of your friends your userid and password so that when you die from an overdose of gear that they can let us know ?
    LMFAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbol
    Ya good to have you president..did you see my location?
    We gotta get to work bro...things need to be done. We need a boardroom, office supplies, the whole business. This is no joke here..big things are gonna happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juddman
    We gotta get to work bro...things need to be done. We need a boardroom, office supplies, the whole business. This is no joke here..big things are gonna happen.
    Lets get to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    Maybe you should reconsider your steroid usage. I believe that when it starts hurting the ones who love you most you need to hang it up. Either that or chill with your dosages a little bit and mellow out.
    Im COMPLETELY disagree with this. EVERYONE has a life to live, and they should live it to their likings no matter what anyone thinks. If anyone heres should reconsider what they do, its the mom and sister. They dominate their own lives AND want to dominate his. Thats horrible.

    You dont want to grow old and look back on your life and regret giving up YOUR life to make others happy. You want to get old and look back and see that you did everything YOU wanted to your fullest extent of happiness and it was one helluva ride in the process!

    Never give in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbol
    Lets get to it.
    OK I'm out..going to Office Depot, I'll be back on later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris2wire
    Im COMPLETELY disagree with this. EVERYONE has a life to live, and they should live it to their likings no matter what anyone thinks. If anyone heres should reconsider what they do, its the mom and sister. They dominate their own lives AND want to dominate his. Thats horrible.

    You dont want to grow old and look back on your life and regret giving up YOUR life to make others happy. You want to get old and look back and see that you did everything YOU wanted to your fullest extent of happiness and it was one helluva ride in the process!

    Never give in!
    I totally agree.

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    Saluu, to answer your original question if nobody did yet, you need to get an amp opener to crack the amps open in a safe way. You can crack them by hand, but it's not the safest way.

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    Chris2wire's a jakas, Salu is roid Ape;, he do what he want!!!!

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    Stick to your planned cycle and remember when somebody irritates you while on a cycle you have to be more mature than the person irritating you. Good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juddman
    OK I'm out..going to Office Depot, I'll be back on later.
    I think I'll look into having some shirts made that we can market.

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    The roid monkey should get a life,grow up,and quit acting so immature.

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    **** man...if i was you...well i never could be you id never get to that level of roid monkeyness but anyway tell your mom and sis to shut the **** up or youll inject them when there sleeping and make them grow hair on the chest i think theyll stop threatining to throw away your stash...and get a fire safe...one of those pin pad ones...they weigh like 70 pounds no way your mom or sis could pick it up and theyll never figure out the code

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    o yeah and if she calls the cops break out the shotgun say a hail mary and runout side screamin ROOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIID MOOOOOOOOONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kinda like mel gibson when he yelled freedom in brave heart!

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    WOW! im not even sure i want to jump in on this one...............but i cant resist LOL saluu you my friend need to set the vial down and step away from the roids bro how old are you? dude you are off chain for sure deff at GORILLA status now,

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    oh yeah when you overdose i want the rest of your stash

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    maxpayne leave the roid monkey alone, what would this board be without him

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