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    monkey suspicious of girlfriend

    okay i admit im a bit possesive because my girlfried is the bomb . She loves my sense of humour and i told her im a maniac in bed but now im scared she asked me a question she goes she knows some guys that do steroids and then cant cum now she said a friend told her this that her husbands banana couldnt stand up i got shit scared you know and i think how would she know you can cum if on your on roids does that mean she has slept around before or what.

    The last thing the monkey needs is a used and abused product. so help me other wise if my tool dont work i will jam a banana. I have even started going crazy checking if my tool is working i have used clomid for almost a month but still i notice my banana aint as powerful as it used to be i guess its time to try out viagra.

    She has no idea i have done roids now how do you know if you a infertile. help me a m0nkey whose banana cant stand up .

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    just jam a banana

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    i dont know but ive been experienceing some problems cumming too, doesnt feel the same, not as smooth u kno. a little painful too, very strange orgasms lately man, i dont know whats up.
    but if u think ur girl is washed up just make sure u use a bag, maybe 2, and practice very safe sex woth her, and if u think she has been around the block more than once, dont do anything with her at all!!
    thats the best advice anyone could ever give u monkey, be safe.

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    What was your cycle like? Do you still get and keep erections?

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    the dudes that lost there erection, might have not done any pct at all. then there natural production of test isnt there, then they cant get it up. thats my guess/

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    Quote Originally Posted by saluu
    okay i admit im a bit possesive because my girlfried is the bomb . She loves my sense of humour and i told her im a maniac in bed but now im scared she asked me a question she goes she knows some guys that do steroids and then cant cum now she said a friend told her this that her husbands banana couldnt stand up i got shit scared you know and i think how would she know you can cum if on your on roids does that mean she has slept around before or what.

    The last thing the monkey needs is a used and abused product. so help me other wise if my tool dont work i will jam a banana. I have even started going crazy checking if my tool is working i have used clomid for almost a month but still i notice my banana aint as powerful as it used to be i guess its time to try out viagra.

    She has no idea i have done roids now how do you know if you a infertile. help me a m0nkey whose banana cant stand up .
    im only on test at the moment but im not having any problems with my tool, infact it wont go down haha and as for cumming, lets jsut say buckets of the stuff

    as for your girl, everyone has history and wat she did before shouldnt have anything todo with you, harse to say i know but its true

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    mine has no trouble working but it takes me a while to cum like-alot longer then it usually does

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    Sounds like youve just talked yourself up a bit pre-maturely monkey. Just keep the confidence, seal the deal, and report back (with pictures)

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    Wow.....

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    aint no fun if the homies cant have none saluu!

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    Quote Originally Posted by saluu
    okay i admit im a bit possesive because my girlfried is the bomb . She loves my sense of humour and i told her im a maniac in bed but now im scared she asked me a question she goes she knows some guys that do steroids and then cant cum now she said a friend told her this that her husbands banana couldnt stand up i got shit scared you know and i think how would she know you can cum if on your on roids does that mean she has slept around before or what.

    The last thing the monkey needs is a used and abused product. so help me other wise if my tool dont work i will jam a banana. I have even started going crazy checking if my tool is working i have used clomid for almost a month but still i notice my banana aint as powerful as it used to be i guess its time to try out viagra.

    She has no idea i have done roids now how do you know if you a infertile. help me a m0nkey whose banana cant stand up .
    Sounds like the lab employees are doing too much experimenting on you. Better alert PETA so they can get you outa there.

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    That's why you gotta keep 'em chained in the kitchen... so they stop hearin' crap like that from their friends.

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    nothing a lil viagara and clomid or HCG won't fix... whenever i run HCG and clomid after that, i'm droppin wads like a effin pornstar.....

    -Biggie

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimihendryx
    That's why you gotta keep 'em chained in the kitchen... so they stop hearin' crap like that from their friends.
    Dont let them have friends(unless their BI)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY
    Dont let them have friends(unless their BI)

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    hit up the viagra....strong monkey bananna then.

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    When Im in pct and taking clomid, I tend to get jealous. Remember what you thought of this chick before you went on the clomid. Also, do the viagra thing.

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    try some hcg while still on juice and hit it up hard rt, before you start pct,it helps

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    I don't understand....unless she claimed to be a virgin before she met, then she could have very well slept with someone on roids before she met you. Or maybe one of her friends did and told her about it.

    Try some arginine, trib, tongkat, etc www.sexanddrugs.info

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    takes me an easy 1/2 hour to cum once and then forever to cum 2x. only on juice. otherswise i could be a 10 minute man if its good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat Mike
    takes me an easy 1/2 hour to cum once and then forever to cum 2x. only on juice. otherswise i could be a 10 minute man if its good.
    Sh*t, I cam cum in 2 minutes if I put my mind to it. Too much masturbation as a youngster me thinks

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    saluu post a pic of this gal

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    of your girl that is, not your flacid pecker.

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    he has a bad habit of never returning to his threads usually...dont expect anything soon

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