So I'm At Chili's Tonight....
As always I hit it up like 3-4 times a week and I always sit at the bar in the
same spot usually with 1 buddy. I've been doing this since May. Anyways, I
go there tonight and the place is festering with little college and fresh out of
high school snatch that all congregate in the kitchen and gossip about boys n
shit. I sware there must be 30 people doing nothing in the kitchen every time
I go. It's ****ing great!!! Everyone in there pretty much knows who I am. I'm
a good customer. There's this one girl that I really like there. She's 20 years old.
So a while back as she's leaving I stop her and talk to her a little bit. I ask
her for her number and she gives it to me. I don't call for a week and it turns
out the phone isn't accepting calls. I'm kind of pissed, but shrug it off.
Anyways there's like a dozen more that need to be fuqed there so I just blow
it off like it ain't no thang. So anyways i'm there tonight with my usual routine getting the GUILTLESS CHICKEN PLATTER and one of the biatches
comes over and goes "SO HEY HOW DO YOU KNOW JORDAN? HOW LONG
HAVE YOU KNOWN HER? BLA BLA BLAH AND THEN SHE FUKIN SAYS "WE ALL
CALL YOU JORDAN'S STALKER". I was fukin hungry and she caught me off
guard. I'M LIKE WHAT DID YOU say you little ****? She turns and walks
away. I'm fukin fuming now and the bartender and a few other guys come up
to me and go "DON'T MIND THAT GIRL SHE'S STUPID". I then bust out and
say no I want you to go get that little slut and bring her back here. I can get
her fired so easily for saying something stupid like that. The bartender is
like "I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT". Than i'm sitting there at the bar thinking about
what she said and i'm like. She fukin had the nerve to say that to me. I'M
YOUR BEST FUKIN CUSTOMER YOU GOT.. i pay your fukin bils.. HOW DARE SHE SAY THAT? ANYWAYS A few minutes later she
comes back over and goes "I WAS TOLD THAT I HAD TO APOLOGIZE FOR
WHAT I SAID". HAHAHA THIS IS JUST fukin great. She had the decency to
say that, but not only SHE WAS TOLD and it didn't come from her. I'M LIKE
WHATEVER AND TOLD HER TO GO AWAY BEFORE I get your stupid ass fired.. HAHA
SO THAT'S MY CHILI'S STORY...
WHAT ALL would you have done in this situation?
She accused me of being a stalker and I told her I go there because I enjoy
eating there. I'm fukin pissed right now... I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN HER
STUPID ASS FIRED. :icon_piss :icon_piss
I THINK HER DUMBASS WAS JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE'S A FRIZZY HAIR SKANK THAT GETS NO LOVIN AND WANTED TO FUQ ME. :haha:
That is just something you don't say in a work environment.