you got 2months worth of unconditional loving, cuddling and TONS OF SEX and BLOWJOBS? shit you could of had a 25some for that price:lol:
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you got 2months worth of unconditional loving, cuddling and TONS OF SEX and BLOWJOBS? shit you could of had a 25some for that price:lol:
umm.. i dont think 100bux will BUY QUALITY LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Second2None
maybe 25 seacows bellowing..
you know its hard to find a quality chick to give good head. now 25 seacows
id never leave home sea cows give quality head, drink til shes pretty:lol:
more cushion for that pushin, yo 1 of my friends mom kept calling me to hook up, so 3 of my friends and i went over there and ran a train on her, i was like 20 and she was like 42, i swear to ya it was like tippin your fridge over and going at it, boy what taquila does to ya
hey tia did you know if you look at all your recent posts, i can actually tell you when you went to the gym
Hey, are you drunk enough to sleep with me..............answer the question!!!!
Hey, you're wet, how about I dry you off........with my pants!!!
lol :( thats funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by Second2None
"Here, drink this!"
gig-a-dee, gig-a-dee, gig-a-dee
best one ever by far...
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
wow thats the wickest one :haha:Quote:
Originally Posted by Juggernaut
to be honest wit u guys i never really have to say anything to the girls i get... i guess its the confidence and swagger i exude... and the fact that not to brag, im a pretty damn good looking guy, if i say so myself... i always have girls come up to me... everytime i go somewhere i always get attention from girls... i can just tell when i walk in somewhere that all eyes are on me... maybe im alittle cocky, but hey i don't have a hard time with women at all... not to mention once i hit that shit they always come back beggin for more... not tryin to brag just tellin how it works for me... and another thing women like a bad boy, which i know i am and ive learned that when you treat girls like crap, they want it even more....
juggernaut you are too funny man
Walk up behind her and whisper "Let's not turn this rape into a murder"
bro that had me lau***n my ass off... damn that is some funny sh*t
I was damn near in tears lau***ng when Nathan posted that one. I can't take credit for it.........I wish I could.Quote:
Originally Posted by J*U*icEd
thats cool bro, just as long as you got it posted cause literally i was tearing and my cheek muscles hurt from lau***ng for an hour straight.... lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Juggernaut