What is the best pickup line you everysaid to get a girl??????:0blowjob:
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What is the best pickup line you everysaid to get a girl??????:0blowjob:
there was a thread on this the other day... some pretty good ones in there..
Is that a mirrior in your pocket cause i can see me in your pants
how do you like your eggs, srambled or fertilized?
pick up lines dont work I know first hand
the best 1 ive used was i was in south beach and i had a single condom and when a fine ass girl walked by id toss it right behind her and say excuse me miss you just dropped this, any girl would smile,laugh or blush then shes yours:lol:
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Originally Posted by Lexed
Yeah they do, it's all about confidence, and the presentation of confidence.
expat what pick up lines worked on u?
Im from miami its all about show n tell & pick up lines
"how do you like your eggs, srambled or fertilized?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Second2None
prob that one...:lol:
im sterile ><Quote:
Originally Posted by lightwaytbaby
arnt we all???, thats the main reason why i take aas...the size is just a plus :)
ME TOO! its the only way to whore.Quote:
Originally Posted by lightwaytbaby
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Originally Posted by Lexed
One of the very best, I had briefly been introduced to this guy and believe it or not he was not extremely good looking but he was confident and was aware of what his capabilities were>but the next time I ran into him I was at one of my fav watering holes and he was across the other side of the bar. I was scanning the room and we locked eyes and he just bore a hole thru me that just conveyed to me that he wanted me, I could not ,not look at him and it was like a moth to a flame>It was very primal and that is the only way I can describe it. It turned me the @%#$ on, and I would have done him right there if I could have. I can't describe it except that is was pure unadulterated no fear take no prisoners I want it now, and that is the vibe that came from him>>
I better not revisit this too much>>hmmm...
Can you help me find my puppy..................I think he ran into that cheap motel.
And in honor of Nathan or was it Rambo, not sure, anyway;
Walk up behind her and whisper "Let's not turn this rape into a murder.
Get your goggles on girl, you're about to get wet!!!
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Originally Posted by getpaid
That's good, sense of humor rocks>>even the line about having a heat seeking missile, or how about a beef injection
only pick up line i ever used is
"hi"
and it works fairly well assuming they respond otherwise its just awkward silence till i :sulk: away
Did you just say "watering holes" :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Expat
Where u from?
Isnt that whats between a girls legs?Quote:
Originally Posted by DSM4Life
Depends on how good you are :wg:Quote:
Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
I agree i never uses some stupid line.Quote:
Originally Posted by taiboxa
I few times if a hot girl i walking by i say to my friend damn look at her. just loud enough so she can her. Usually you get a look and a smile. Then i go with the hi.
Thats all you should need.Quote:
Originally Posted by taiboxa
Well I was at the bar in a club with a girl who was a friend that I wanted to fuck and it was just after Geri Halliwell (ginger spice) and Robbie Williams had been linked in the papers and had released a statement saying they were just friends who had sex on occasion so I said to her:
"How do you fancy a set up like Robbie and Geri?"
To which she said:
"But your drink cost £8.50"
So I'm like:
"Huh?"
And she replied:
"Well you'd better drink it first"
That was quickest a pint of Red Bull and Vodka has ever been drunk!
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Originally Posted by Juggernaut
LMFAO! thats sick dude.
So if I just stare at a woman with a look saying, "I want to do you," she'll go into a primal mode and want to have sex as well?Quote:
Originally Posted by Expat
You have to be attractive for that to work. And its a stare with a look. If you just stare your creepyQuote:
Originally Posted by LawMan018
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Originally Posted by DSM4Life
North Carolina, about 90 miles from the coast
Hm... I'mma have to work on that one, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
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Originally Posted by gixxerboy1
You are correct, but this guy was not that hot ,he was rugged which is what I like, but he had a good body, he was in his 40's and was confident, and he oozed sensuality w/out coming across as arrogant. And when I got close too him, his natural smell (no fragrance guys)did somthing for me. I think that is where some of the primal also factors in.
You forget there is anyone else in the room and that smell, ya just want to grab them by the freaking head with both hands and crush up against them right there and right now.
I know it does not make sense, sorry...I freakin can't explain it in away that can be understood, ya just have to experience it.
"Is that a jeep in ur avie or are just wanting to jump my bones?"
My line is "I have to stop you and tell you on how beautiful i think you are"
works pretty good if you play your cards right, its funny cause i told my liittle brothers thats the line i would regulary use and my wife hears me telling them that and says " You ass, thats the line you use on me!!!":lol:
Tai, that shit is ****ing great. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by taiboxa
"i'm sick of girls talking about "making love" it really is annoying. I mean for instance if i were to flip you over and put 3 pillows under your belly, spread your legs out wide and make you hump your back all while i'm wearing a helmet and ****ing you hard until you scream... we definitely aren't "making love"... wow that actually sounded pretty amazing, let's get out of here and try it"
you prefer the kind w/ the ear flaps too?!Quote:
Originally Posted by novastepp
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Originally Posted by taiboxa
its usually a trojan helmet, or a football helmet. i need one with earflaps!
My best pickup line is no conversation at all...I can pick up most women just through looks and body language. When conversation comes around its to talk about drinks and who's place we are going to.
You forgot to mention the fact you're waving a gun.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrTAME
girls use to tell me im conseeded, id say im not coseeded im convincedQuote:
Originally Posted by MrTAME
ive got a tatto on my wrist that says its only 9" to heaven:lol: