Post your best pick up line!!!!!!

**Second2None** · 08-31-2007, 05:08 PM

What is the best pickup line you everysaid to get a girl??????

**Igifuno** · 08-31-2007, 05:10 PM

there was a thread on this the other day... some pretty good ones in there..

**Second2None** · 08-31-2007, 05:11 PM

Is that a mirrior in your pocket cause i can see me in your pants

**scottythebody** · 08-31-2007, 05:38 PM

how do you like your eggs, srambled or fertilized?

**Lexed** · 08-31-2007, 05:48 PM

pick up lines dont work I know first hand

**Second2None** · 08-31-2007, 05:54 PM

the best 1 ive used was i was in south beach and i had a single condom and when a fine ass girl walked by id toss it right behind her and say excuse me miss you just dropped this, any girl would smile,laugh or blush then shes yours

**Expat** · 08-31-2007, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by Lexed

pick up lines dont work I know first hand

Yeah they do, it's all about confidence, and the presentation of confidence.

**Lexed** · 08-31-2007, 05:58 PM

expat what pick up lines worked on u?

**Second2None** · 08-31-2007, 06:01 PM

Im from miami its all about show n tell & pick up lines

**lightwaytbaby** · 08-31-2007, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by Second2None

Im from miami its all about show n tell & pick up lines

"how do you like your eggs, srambled or fertilized?"

prob that one...

**taiboxa** · 08-31-2007, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by lightwaytbaby

"how do you like your eggs, srambled or fertilized?"

prob that one...

im sterile ><

**lightwaytbaby** · 08-31-2007, 07:10 PM

arnt we all???, thats the main reason why i take aas...the size is just a plus

**taiboxa** · 08-31-2007, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by lightwaytbaby

arnt we all???, thats the main reason why i take aas...the size is just a plus

ME TOO! its the only way to whore.

**Expat** · 08-31-2007, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by Lexed

expat what pick up lines worked on u?

One of the very best, I had briefly been introduced to this guy and believe it or not he was not extremely good looking but he was confident and was aware of what his capabilities were>but the next time I ran into him I was at one of my fav watering holes and he was across the other side of the bar. I was scanning the room and we locked eyes and he just bore a hole thru me that just conveyed to me that he wanted me, I could not ,not look at him and it was like a moth to a flame>It was very primal and that is the only way I can describe it. It turned me the @%#$ on, and I would have done him right there if I could have. I can't describe it except that is was pure unadulterated no fear take no prisoners I want it now, and that is the vibe that came from him>>

I better not revisit this too much>>hmmm...

**Juggernaut** · 08-31-2007, 07:55 PM

Can you help me find my puppy..................I think he ran into that cheap motel.

**Juggernaut** · 08-31-2007, 07:56 PM

And in honor of Nathan or was it Rambo, not sure, anyway;

Walk up behind her and whisper "Let's not turn this rape into a murder.

**getpaid** · 08-31-2007, 08:10 PM

Get your goggles on girl, you're about to get wet!!!

**Expat** · 08-31-2007, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by getpaid

Get your goggles on girl, you're about to get wet!!!

That's good, sense of humor rocks>>even the line about having a heat seeking missile, or how about a beef injection

**taiboxa** · 08-31-2007, 11:29 PM

only pick up line i ever used is

"hi"

and it works fairly well assuming they respond otherwise its just awkward silence till i

away

**DSM4Life** · 09-01-2007, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by Expat

One of the very best, I had briefly been introduced to this guy and believe it or not he was not extremely good looking but he was confident and was aware of what his capabilities were>but the next time I ran into him I was at one of my fav watering holes and he was across the other side of the bar. I was scanning the room and we locked eyes and he just bore a hole thru me that just conveyed to me that he wanted me, I could not ,not look at him and it was like a moth to a flame>It was very primal and that is the only way I can describe it. It turned me the @%#$ on, and I would have done him right there if I could have. I can't describe it except that is was pure unadulterated no fear take no prisoners I want it now, and that is the vibe that came from him>>

I better not revisit this too much>>hmmm...

Did you just say "watering holes"

Where u from?

**gixxerboy1** · 09-01-2007, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Did you just say "watering holes"

Where u from?

Isnt that whats between a girls legs?

**DSM4Life** · 09-01-2007, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

Isnt that whats between a girls legs?

Depends on how good you are

**gixxerboy1** · 09-01-2007, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

only pick up line i ever used is

"hi"

and it works fairly well assuming they respond otherwise its just awkward silence till i

away

I agree i never uses some stupid line.

I few times if a hot girl i walking by i say to my friend damn look at her. just loud enough so she can her. Usually you get a look and a smile. Then i go with the hi.

**DSM4Life** · 09-01-2007, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

only pick up line i ever used is

"hi"

and it works fairly well assuming they respond otherwise its just awkward silence till i

away

Thats all you should need.

**NotSmall** · 09-01-2007, 10:46 AM

Well I was at the bar in a club with a girl who was a friend that I wanted to fuck and it was just after Geri Halliwell (ginger spice) and Robbie Williams had been linked in the papers and had released a statement saying they were just friends who had sex on occasion so I said to her:
"How do you fancy a set up like Robbie and Geri?"

To which she said:
"But your drink cost £8.50"

So I'm like:
"Huh?"

And she replied:
"Well you'd better drink it first"

That was quickest a pint of Red Bull and Vodka has ever been drunk!

**helium3** · 09-01-2007, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

And in honor of Nathan or was it Rambo, not sure, anyway;

Walk up behind her and whisper "Let's not turn this rape into a murder.

LMFAO! thats sick dude.

**LawMan018** · 09-01-2007, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by Expat

One of the very best, I had briefly been introduced to this guy and believe it or not he was not extremely good looking but he was confident and was aware of what his capabilities were>but the next time I ran into him I was at one of my fav watering holes and he was across the other side of the bar. I was scanning the room and we locked eyes and he just bore a hole thru me that just conveyed to me that he wanted me, I could not ,not look at him and it was like a moth to a flame>It was very primal and that is the only way I can describe it. It turned me the @%#$ on, and I would have done him right there if I could have. I can't describe it except that is was pure unadulterated no fear take no prisoners I want it now, and that is the vibe that came from him>>

I better not revisit this too much>>hmmm...

So if I just stare at a woman with a look saying, "I want to do you," she'll go into a primal mode and want to have sex as well?

**gixxerboy1** · 09-01-2007, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by LawMan018

So if I just stare at a woman with a look saying, "I want to do you," she'll go into a primal mode and want to have sex as well?

You have to be attractive for that to work. And its a stare with a look. If you just stare your creepy

**Expat** · 09-01-2007, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Did you just say "watering holes"

Where u from?

North Carolina, about 90 miles from the coast

**LawMan018** · 09-01-2007, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

You have to be attractive for that to work. And its a stare with a look. If you just stare your creepy

Hm... I'mma have to work on that one, lol

**Expat** · 09-01-2007, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

You have to be attractive for that to work. And its a stare with a look. If you just stare your creepy

You are correct, but this guy was not that hot ,he was rugged which is what I like, but he had a good body, he was in his 40's and was confident, and he oozed sensuality w/out coming across as arrogant. And when I got close too him, his natural smell (no fragrance guys)did somthing for me. I think that is where some of the primal also factors in.

You forget there is anyone else in the room and that smell, ya just want to grab them by the freaking head with both hands and crush up against them right there and right now.

I know it does not make sense, sorry...I freakin can't explain it in away that can be understood, ya just have to experience it.

**taiboxa** · 09-01-2007, 02:01 PM

"Is that a jeep in ur avie or are just wanting to jump my bones?"

**Second2None** · 09-01-2007, 05:55 PM

My line is "I have to stop you and tell you on how beautiful i think you are"
works pretty good if you play your cards right, its funny cause i told my liittle brothers thats the line i would regulary use and my wife hears me telling them that and says " You ass, thats the line you use on me!!!"

**novastepp** · 09-01-2007, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

"Is that a jeep in ur avie or are just wanting to jump my bones?"

Tai, that shit is ****ing great.

**novastepp** · 09-01-2007, 09:31 PM

"i'm sick of girls talking about "making love" it really is annoying. I mean for instance if i were to flip you over and put 3 pillows under your belly, spread your legs out wide and make you hump your back all while i'm wearing a helmet and ****ing you hard until you scream... we definitely aren't "making love"... wow that actually sounded pretty amazing, let's get out of here and try it"

**taiboxa** · 09-01-2007, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by novastepp

"i'm sick of girls talking about "making love" it really is annoying. I mean for instance if i were to flip you over and put 3 pillows under your belly, spread your legs out wide and make you hump your back all while i'm wearing a helmet and ****ing you hard until you scream... we definitely aren't "making love"... wow that actually sounded pretty amazing, let's get out of here and try it"

you prefer the kind w/ the ear flaps too?!

**novastepp** · 09-02-2007, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

you prefer the kind w/ the ear flaps too?!

its usually a trojan helmet, or a football helmet. i need one with earflaps!

**MrTAME** · 09-02-2007, 05:38 PM

My best pickup line is no conversation at all...I can pick up most women just through looks and body language. When conversation comes around its to talk about drinks and who's place we are going to.

**Juggernaut** · 09-02-2007, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by MrTAME

My best pickup line is no conversation at all...I can pick up most women just through looks and body language. When conversation comes around its to talk about drinks and who's place we are going to.

You forgot to mention the fact you're waving a gun.

**Second2None** · 09-02-2007, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by MrTAME

My best pickup line is no conversation at all...I can pick up most women just through looks and body language. When conversation comes around its to talk about drinks and who's place we are going to.

girls use to tell me im conseeded, id say im not coseeded im convinced
ive got a tatto on my wrist that says its only 9" to heaven