Post your best pick up line!!!!!!

[taiboxa]

oh, now ur just going in circles!

[Bojangles69]

I'd rather go in circles than squares.

See if you were a women your panties would be around your ankles now.

[taiboxa]

no i'd be busting out my protractor to see what a square looks like.

[Prada]

no i'd be busting out my protractor to see what a square looks like.

Nahh I think you should just use a sphincterogram.

[Bojangles69]

OMFG you owned that I can't think of a comeback now.
(tais post)

[taiboxa]

OMFG you owned that I can't think of a comeback now.

and thats why women sit there and stare blankly at me .. prior to busting out the restraining order.. OR steal my credit card.. so far its 50/50

[taiboxa]

soo.. i use this..


and i make THIS....

and then u see this?

[Bojangles69]

Haha! than you sir need to stop being an a-hole to women.

[taiboxa]

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT THEY DO TO ME?!
im the victim!

[Bojangles69]

soo.. i use this..


and i make THIS....

and then u see this?

YES!! You've just discovered the holy grail to putang.

& broke the record for the worlds quickest google pic upload. What was that like 3 secs? damn!

[taiboxa]

YES!! You've just discovered the holy grail to putang.

& broke the record for the worlds quickest google pic upload. What was that like 3 secs? damn!

and people laff when i take my protractor to the bar...

[Bojangles69]

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT THEY DO TO ME?!
im the victim!

You can't go around assuming women can't pick a square from a box of wooden shapes.
If you treated me like a 4 yr old I'd probaly steal your credit card too.. than kick you in the ballz.

[taiboxa]

You can't go around assuming women can't pick a square from a box of wooden shapes.
If you treated me like a 4 yr old I'd probaly steal your credit card too.. than kick you in the ballz.

[Bojangles69]

and people laff when i take my protractor to the bar...

Tell the ladies its for proof.
When they say "proof of what?"

you say: that my penis is really 2 inches long. Thats a HUGE turn on for chix. They love tiny pp's.

[taiboxa]

Tell the ladies its for proof.
When they say "proof of what?"

you say: that my penis is really 2 inches long. Thats a HUGE turn on for chix. They love tiny pp's.

actually ..i made a joke bout going skinny dipping, cold water and not needing it to look any smaller..
she flipped out and was like "WHY THE FUX WOULD YOU SAY U HAVE A SMALL PENIS?!" i was like.. "To.. set the bar low and hopefully impress you later on??"
there was no second date..

[Second2None]

slide the old middle finger in there with it shell never no LOL

[Bojangles69]

actually ..i made a joke bout going skinny dipping, cold water and not needing it to look any smaller..
she flipped out and was like "WHY THE FUX WOULD YOU SAY U HAVE A SMALL PENIS?!" i was like.. "To.. set the bar low and hopefully impress you later on??"
there was no second date..

See I was joking lol, & I really hope you are too.

Its ok to say you have a small penis and NOT CARE about it.
But you never tell a girl you're trying to impress her. Thats actually worse than saying you have a small penis.

[taiboxa]

See I was joking lol, & I really hope you are too.

uhh.. YEAH.. totally bullshit story for attention.. never happend.

[taiboxa]

slide the old middle finger in there with it shell never no LOL

kan i maybe.. include the index finger too?

[Bojangles69]

uhh.. YEAH.. totally bullshit story for attention.. never happend.

Were you missing any credit cards afterwards?

Oh wait.. my bad, never happened.

[taiboxa]

[Second2None]

throw youre right foot in

[Bojangles69]

Visa or Mastercard?

ahhhaaaaaaa!!

[taiboxa]

it was visa.. and in one day they let her drop 2500..
wats funny is when i use it.. if i spend more then 800 they will deactivate it.. thinking its fraudulent charges.. BUT WHEN IT REALLY DOES GET STOLEN THEY DONT GIVE A DAMN!

[Bojangles69]

throw youre right foot in

Thats the idea.

[taiboxa]

throw youre right foot in

ima be a lil worried if a size 12 4E fits ><

[Bojangles69]

it was visa.. and in one day they let her drop 2500..
wats funny is when i use it.. if i spend more then 800 they will deactivate it.. thinking its fraudulent charges.. BUT WHEN IT REALLY DOES GET STOLEN THEY DONT GIVE A DAMN!

OMG your not lying.

[taiboxa]

OMG your not lying.

nope.. she bot.. bout 1500 worth of makeup and shit.. then like 500 in purses and like another 500 in shoes and other stupid shit LOL

[Second2None]

what the you buy for them to shut it off at on $800????????

[Bojangles69]

That is sooo cool.
Was that Rhonda? I would have got her ass thrown in jail.

[Second2None]

damn thats crazy, must been an ugly bitch with 1500 in make up

[taiboxa]

That is sooo cool.
Was that Rhonda? I would have got her ass thrown in jail.

i wish.. she woulda be GONE.. i havnt seen her in ages last i heard she had a bench warrant out for her arrest LOL
this one was PRETTY FUXIN smart and hella good liar.
put me on a HUGE PEDASTOOL which shoulda been my first clue.

what the you buy for them to shut it off at on $800????????

research chems
its happend several times.. and something else too i kant remember

[Second2None]

you filed a claim and got it back though, uless you went in with some high heels make up on and a new fendi bag and said bitch wear my money

[taiboxa]

you filed a claim and got it back though, uless you went in with some high heels make up on and a new fendi bag and said bitch wear my money

its long story.. a GOOD ONE LOL, but a long one.

but wats 2500.00$ for bout 2months worth of unconditional loving, cuddling and TONS OF SEX and BLOWJOBS?

[Prada]

its long story.. a GOOD ONE LOL, but a long one.

but wats 2500.00$ for bout 2months worth of unconditional loving, cuddling and TONS OF SEX and BLOWJOBS?

You paid for sex!!

[Second2None]

and what pick up line you use on this chick tai

[taiboxa]

and what pick up line you use on this chick tai

are those real?

[Second2None]

that works

[taiboxa]

that works

apparently not..

[taiboxa]

that works

she was at my gym..
the entry to the pool is right next to the mens locker room.. i was going into the locker room as she was comming out..
and she asked me some stupid question like hey your mom wouldnt happen to be interested in MARY KAY make up would she..
and lo in behold later on we get together a few times and i bang her meh..