Aka A$$WIPES.
I learned about these through a friend. I noticed he had a pack of them sitting on his toilet. I kind of laughed at him, 'are you a sissy or?'. But then when I was in the bathroom, sure enough I used them, man what a difference. Been addicted ever since. They are especially helpful when you're eating 6-8 times a day. So who uses them, and who has a chapped ass!