Is it ture when your shit float that your getting rid of fat.
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Is it ture when your shit float that your getting rid of fat.
reach in there and find out for us....
Get some xenical if you wanna really see fat floating bro
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Originally posted by KeyMastur
reach in there and find out for us....
That deserves a mexican wave guys....
:thewave:
I've never heard that... so if it sinks are you losing muscle then? and what if it stands straight up vertically?!? too much fiber?!? :wg:
Funny stuff guys that made me laugh. Thats what a buddy of mine told me.
lol
I hear for every skid mark left behind your body fat goes down 1%
Also if if you leave a log big enough to beach measure the part that is above the waterline . Every inch above the water is worth 1 pound of bodyweight . Its a great way to measure your progress you should try it.
I'm not going to hear the end of it.
Joke time>
Q; What did Spock find in the Captains toilet ?.
A; The Captains log !
Bouncer
I'll bust out another joke.
Q:What did Roo find in the Toilet?
A:Winnie's Pooh and tigger's too!
:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by KeyMastur
reach in there and find out for us....
What's the obession with looking at your feces after you're done? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Anyhow, never heard of that one.
If I were you, I'd be more worried if it SUNK...
:lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
Joke time>
Q; What did Spock find in the Captains toilet ?.
A; The Captains log !
Bouncer
is it true that if your terd looks like an atomic model then you are healthy?
on i serious note i have read somewhere the if your shit floats it means you are healthier. It has something to do with the air to shit (i'm trying to keep it serious :D) mixture or something like that
on a serious note yes its true
my son has cf and floating shit is a sign of malabsorption,which is undigested fat. my sons shit ,when he eats too much fat, floats and has orange oil in it that also floats. its due to undigested fat cause pancreas does not release digestive enzymes properly.
Q: What's brown and lays at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Scooby's Doo!
:D
Has anyone else here started to look to see what their shit is doing in the toilet now?.
Thanks full Intensity and tapout for taking it serious. And bouncer you make me laugh harder then ever.
My 3.5 year old makes me look at his shit sometimes. I think he is past that stage. He wants privacy these days.
Lewd
Of course you get the feeling when you have to drop a duece, but are you so good you can tell what it's going to look like ?? I mean not every hammer you drop is gonna look the same. I'm mainly talkin variations in color & smell. Am I bein too gross here ?
I think so.
I always look :) its fun to see if you let out a floater or a submarine :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
Has anyone else here started to look to see what their shit is doing in the toilet now?.
ill honest bros after readin this thread ive been monitoring the progress of my shit and im having some interesting results...Quote:
Originally posted by Bouncer AKA bouncer
Has anyone else here started to look to see what their shit is doing in the toilet now?.
my shit doesn't stink cuz i'm a more highly evolved human being. i'm a couple of years away to evolving to the point where i won't shit at all anymore...=)
-clocky baby
OH MY GOD!!!!!......... MY BODY IS HURTING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!!!! And they say men never talk about shit like that....hmmmm, I guess they'll have to read this one to believe it....lol
On a serious note (yeah right....) if IT floats, it means that your body has absorbed all the nutrients it needed from your food, therefore IT is lighter and it floats (at least that is what I've learned in my Nutrition course)
Two different answers coming in here now...Isn't it undigested food excreted floats?
My bombs usually sink...
I think this all depends on the diet. For example, Cellulose isnt digested and so could influence the density of the poo.
Well we now have a new diagnostic measure....poo density!
Ohh FFS! :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Full Intensity
I always look :) its fun to see if you let out a floater or a submarine :lol:
You're all full of SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by LewdTenant
My 3.5 year old makes me look at his shit sometimes. I think he is past that stage. He wants privacy these days.
Lewd
yea once they get past the terrible twos they want the world on a string ...oh well...kids you gotta love em
damn I think I gotta go take a dump now.. LOL>>> I will let you guys know what happens.. LMAO..
This thread it too forking funny.. Bouncer bro, you are the best.. LMFAO.
I had some floater but most of them sink like a rock hitting water. Anyone else want to add to this tread.
Okay guys, I had about 50-50. some floated some didn't.. so guess that makes me middle of the road eh? Gosh this thread is tooo funny.
some funny shit
Funny ass thread, however, intresting question. Any scientific data to back up the floater theory?
It's good to have a tread like this....The stuff u guys wrote is funny. BUt I still want to know if it ture about floating shit.
people starting using zenacow(sp?) for fat loss
they were told to look for floating shit ,diariah and oil in stool which are signs that fat is in the stool
zenacow was made so body didnt absorb fat but the fat soluable vitamins would then be a problem