"My Boyfriend Is Deployed," she says.
So yesterday im working and these two women come into the store. One is hella hott. The other is meh. I get them situated after they purchase some tanning sessions and get them in the bed. I have to take down their personal information on the computer
Name
DOB
Address
Phone #
just basic shit.
Im entering one of the names when i realize i recognize it. Then it dawns on me.
I ****ING BONED THIS CHIC LIKE...2 YEARS AGO!
Yes, it was the hott one, AND she got even more hott! i didnt even recognize her at first!
So she gets done tanning and im talking to her and everything, get her number and off she goes.
I text her later and she is flirting like no tomorrow. Finally she starts telling me how she got burnt in the bed and how her ass is red and its my fault because I let her go so long.
Then proceeds to tell me about how her ass hurts (which I grin at everytime from ear to ear. NO matter who says it) and how its my job to rub aloe all over her. Tells me i need to rub aloevera all over her body cause she is burnt etc etc
HAHAHA so ****ing hilarious.
She says
"god! my ass hurts! this is your fault!"
and i say
"Not yet, it isnt!"
Today we get into a convo about relationship and how she has boyfriend in the Marines and how he is deployed in Iraq right now. This poor ****ing guy is at war with his girl who he loves is texting me about rubbing aloe all over her body!
All i can think about is the movie Jarhead.
I feel for these guys out there in the world fighting a war that is not their own and have to leave their gf's behind with juice monkey **** fiends!
Heres to all the boys in Iraq, and to their cheating whore girlfriends. And aloe vera. :)