"My Boyfriend Is Deployed," she says.

**MMArmour** · 02-28-2009, 03:02 PM

So yesterday im working and these two women come into the store. One is hella hott. The other is meh. I get them situated after they purchase some tanning sessions and get them in the bed. I have to take down their personal information on the computer

Name
DOB
Address
Phone #

just basic shit.

Im entering one of the names when i realize i recognize it. Then it dawns on me.

I ****ING BONED THIS CHIC LIKE...2 YEARS AGO!

Yes, it was the hott one, AND she got even more hott! i didnt even recognize her at first!
So she gets done tanning and im talking to her and everything, get her number and off she goes.

I text her later and she is flirting like no tomorrow. Finally she starts telling me how she got burnt in the bed and how her ass is red and its my fault because I let her go so long.

Then proceeds to tell me about how her ass hurts (which I grin at everytime from ear to ear. NO matter who says it) and how its my job to rub aloe all over her. Tells me i need to rub aloevera all over her body cause she is burnt etc etc

HAHAHA so ****ing hilarious.

She says

"god! my ass hurts! this is your fault!"

and i say

"Not yet, it isnt!"

Today we get into a convo about relationship and how she has boyfriend in the Marines and how he is deployed in Iraq right now. This poor ****ing guy is at war with his girl who he loves is texting me about rubbing aloe all over her body!

All i can think about is the movie Jarhead.

I feel for these guys out there in the world fighting a war that is not their own and have to leave their gf's behind with juice monkey **** fiends!

Heres to all the boys in Iraq, and to their cheating whore girlfriends. And aloe vera.

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 02-28-2009, 03:05 PM

stick it in her butt!

**MMArmour** · 02-28-2009, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by xlxbigsexyxlx

stick it in her butt!

**** ya son. For those of you who have seen Jarhead...

You can call me Jody.

**Brown Ninja** · 02-28-2009, 03:15 PM

so your goiNg to do it?

***RAGE*** · 02-28-2009, 03:32 PM

dude I spent ten years in and this shit happens all the time...****ing whores out there......nothing new

**Matt** · 02-28-2009, 03:38 PM

^^ Where? Let me at them...

**JDawg1536** · 02-28-2009, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

dude I spent ten years in and this shit happens all the time...****ing whores out there......nothing new

Yup, it's pretty crappy.

**Phate** · 02-28-2009, 03:40 PM

edit

***RAGE*** · 02-28-2009, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

^^ Where? Let me at them...

every military base around the world.....lol.....I am sure it happened to me I just did know it....but then again I was doing the samething so I guess it is all good....lol

**Brown Ninja** · 02-28-2009, 04:05 PM

cum in her face and shave her head

**Brown Ninja** · 02-28-2009, 04:07 PM

Rage was banging 11year old phillipine boys in the south pacific

**ampx** · 02-28-2009, 04:12 PM

I live in a military town. At night Im a bouncer at the second biggest club here, so yea I understand what your talking about. Like said above. STICK IT IN HER BUTT. haha

<<<<him

<<<<<you and his girl.

***RAGE*** · 02-28-2009, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

^^ Where? Let me at them...

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

Rage was banging 11year old phillipine boys in the south pacific

where you one of those 11 year old phillipino boys......lol sorry if I hurt you...

**amcon** · 02-28-2009, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

where you one of those 11 year old phillipino boys......lol sorry if I hurt you...

i just heaved up my steak ... so now you two owe me a fresh steak for making me puke it out!!! damn you warn me first next time!!!

**T_Own** · 02-28-2009, 04:29 PM

lol yes thats very jarhead

***RAGE*** · 02-28-2009, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by amcon

i just heaved up my steak ... so now you two owe me a fresh steak for making me puke it out!!! damn you warn me first next time!!!

**novastepp** · 02-28-2009, 04:42 PM

oh... and aloe vera

**amcon** · 02-28-2009, 04:46 PM

gott get the proof

**JDawg1536** · 02-28-2009, 04:50 PM

Hit it, but find out who her boyfriend is and let him know he's dating a whore.

***RAGE*** · 02-28-2009, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by JDawg1536

Hit it, but find out who her boyfriend is and let him know he's dating a whore.

god bless you...... he needs to know

**J-Dogg** · 02-28-2009, 05:30 PM

This is a wierd situation to be in really.

I think as a guy, I've had whores cheat on me, and what's the appropriate thing to do when you are getting hit on by this girl?

Normally, I'd just say do her, if it's not you, it will be someone else.

Do you tell the guy? Seek him out to do it? He's going to hate you at first either way. And then so will she.

Bang her, and hope you never run into the 2 of them together and feel akward?

Don't bang her, miss out on a good piece of random tail, let the guy know about her? She'll hate you, he'll probably call you a liar unless you can forward him text.

The only safe bet to do is, walk away. And I'm certainly too weak to do that so I can't exactly tell you it's wrong to nail her.

Stick it in her pooper I guess.

**T_Own** · 02-28-2009, 05:42 PM

^^ except if she tans there often, he'll probably see her again

**MMArmour** · 02-28-2009, 05:47 PM

hahaha man this chic is scandalous as ****.

Shes still going on with that rub my ass with aloe vera shit! hahah seriously

Im trying to shake her now

I was like "i have a girlfriend and "blah blah blah
and she goes

"girlfriend or not your still going to rub my ass"

then she was like

"we can keep it quiet. It would get us both in trouble"

i was like

WHAT?!?

scandalous......................

**fit4ever** · 02-28-2009, 05:49 PM

Be careful. Because what makes you feel good could very well destroy someone else.

**JDawg1536** · 02-28-2009, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by MMArmour

hahaha man this chic is scandalous as ****.

Shes still going on with that rub my ass with aloe vera shit! hahah seriously

Im trying to shake her now

I was like "i have a girlfriend and "blah blah blah
and she goes

"girlfriend or not your still going to rub my ass"

then she was like

"we can keep it quiet. It would get us both in trouble"

i was like

WHAT?!?

scandalous......................

Wow, what a skeezy. I can't believe some people.....

**MMArmour** · 02-28-2009, 05:50 PM

sometimes when im running game on a chic i really work it too hard so then i end up with some stalkers haha

**JDawg1536** · 02-28-2009, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by MMArmour

sometimes when im running game on a chic i really work it too hard so then i end up with some stalkers haha

Lol Im the same way.... I either have the parking break on or the pedal to the floor. I should work on that. Stalkers scare me.

**ampx** · 02-28-2009, 06:02 PM

if the guy gets in your face, one your on jucie so should not be an issue. two ask him if his mom taught him to share.

**MMArmour** · 02-28-2009, 06:03 PM

they need to start and online wall of shame for bitches like this. guys like me can post their noods on it so these boys know whats up

**ampx** · 02-28-2009, 06:05 PM

agreed put photo then area code next to it.

**JDawg1536** · 02-28-2009, 06:07 PM

http://onthescene.msnbc.com/baghdad/..._stress_t.html

**MMArmour** · 02-28-2009, 06:36 PM

1000 posts.

**Phate** · 02-28-2009, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by MMArmour

hahaha man this chic is scandalous as ****.

Shes still going on with that rub my ass with aloe vera shit! hahah seriously

Im trying to shake her now

I was like "i have a girlfriend and "blah blah blah
and she goes

"girlfriend or not your still going to rub my ass"

then she was like

"we can keep it quiet. It would get us both in trouble"

i was like

WHAT?!?

scandalous......................

LMAO, i like this chick, if you don't want her send her my way

**JDawg1536** · 02-28-2009, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by MMArmour

1000 posts.

There's a term used for people like you.... I can't quite remember it though.

***RAGE*** · 02-28-2009, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by JDawg1536

There's a term used for people like you.... I can't quite remember it though.

***RAGE*** · 02-28-2009, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by JDawg1536

There's a term used for people like you.... I can't quite remember it though.

**T_Own** · 02-28-2009, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

it works

**Phate** · 02-28-2009, 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

i'll look, cause "i ain't never seen an ass..like..that"

**The Deuce** · 02-28-2009, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by MMArmour

**** ya son. For those of you who have seen Jarhead...

You can call me Jody.

I FVCKING LAUGHED ME A$$ OFF WHEN I READ THIS !!! HAHAHAHA THAT'S AWESOME... JUST AWESOME... JUST WHAT I NEEDED RIGHT BEFORE I HIT THE SACK ... THANKS BROTHA !!! HAHAHA JODY !!!

**JDawg1536** · 02-28-2009, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by The Deuce

I FVCKING LAUGHED ME A$$ OFF WHEN I READ THIS !!! HAHAHAHA THAT'S AWESOME... JUST AWESOME... JUST WHAT I NEEDED RIGHT BEFORE I HIT THE SACK ... THANKS BROTHA !!! HAHAHA JODY !!!

Lol that shit aint funny man....