"My Boyfriend Is Deployed," she says.

[gst528i]

I WAS in this situation not to long ago. I made a thread, AND NEARLY MEMBERS advised me against doing the gurl of a millitary dude.

g/l not tapping that. It took a alot of restraint on my side...espesially when the bitch is taunting you with pics to your cell phone

[Jenseno9]

if the guy gets in your face, one your on jucie so should not be an issue. two ask him if his mom taught him to share.

yeah to bad he's a Marine with a 1,000 yard stare. Juice or not doesn't make you a good fighter. However it IS his JOB to kill mother ****ers.

[Jenseno9]

but shes a whore. so if its not you it'll be someone else..

[Nooomoto]

hahaha man this chic is scandalous as ****.

Shes still going on with that rub my ass with aloe vera shit! hahah seriously

Im trying to shake her now

I was like "i have a girlfriend and "blah blah blah
and she goes

"girlfriend or not your still going to rub my ass"

then she was like

"we can keep it quiet. It would get us both in trouble"

i was like

WHAT?!?


scandalous......................

That's a straight whore. Why would any one date a girl like that? I feel for homeboy's situation and all...but time and time again I've seen military guys do straight up RETARDED shit in reference to women.

I used to do a lot of contract work with 3rd SFG in Fayetteville, NC. I saw this sort of shit ALL the time. Ridiculous. Women that live around military bases are bad news.

[RuhlFreak55]

definitely **** her.....sorry but i don't respect people that fight for our stupid government....

and they annoy the shit out of me in the locker room at the gym in the morning.....they wouldn't be close to out of bed at 5 if they weren't forced....so stay the **** out of ruhl's way

[gst528i]

definitely **** her.....sorry but i don't respect people that fight for our stupid government....

and they annoy the shit out of me in the locker room at the gym in the morning.....they wouldn't be close to out of bed at 5 if they weren't forced....so stay the **** out of ruhl's way

[*RAGE*]

definitely **** her.....sorry but i don't respect people that fight for our stupid government....

and they annoy the shit out of me in the locker room at the gym in the morning.....they wouldn't be close to out of bed at 5 if they weren't forced....so stay the **** out of ruhl's way

wtf....i will leave this alone for now

[Bojangles69]

your doing the marine a favor
if he cant fvck his gf you might as well do it for him... what any good man would do

[ampx]

yeah to bad he's a Marine with a 1,000 yard stare. Juice or not doesn't make you a good fighter. However it IS his JOB to kill mother ****ers.

Being marine does not make you strong or a good fighter. 1000 is bs aslo. I spent enough time with to know that there combative tranning is a weak form of jiu jitsu. Its only a hand full at each unit that can hand a NORMAL person. I have been in mma for 6 years now and everytime a military person comes to the gym thinking that there are the next ufc star becuase they can do combatives gets OWNED.

[RuhlFreak55]

Being marine does not make you strong or a good fighter. 1000 is bs aslo. I spent enough time with to know that there combative tranning is a weak form of jiu jitsu. Its only a hand full at each unit that can hand a NORMAL person. I have been in mma for 6 years now and everytime a military person comes to the gym thinking that there are the next ufc star becuase they can do combatives gets OWNED.

rofl.....^^^^good stuff

[Deltasaurus]

Put it in her Pooper for me and Ruhl plz!!!!!

[Chode Logan]

I can't believe you're even considering NOT smashing her pisser.

[DDDNTZ]

definitely **** her.....sorry but i don't respect people that fight for our stupid government....

and they annoy the shit out of me in the locker room at the gym in the morning.....they wouldn't be close to out of bed at 5 if they weren't forced....so stay the **** out of ruhl's way

[firmechicano831]

If u aint tapping that ass you better give me her number or call it quits boy.

[MMArmour]

Ya. Im not ****ing afraid of him cause he is a marine. thats ridiculous. A marine just got his ass laid down in a parking lot by a 155 lber on my fight team. Keep training judo, and watered down jitz, thats why youre toting guns. That shit doesnt work on anyone with any experience. Let alone a competitive fighter. What a joke.

[Deltasaurus]

I think Judo is good to have along with legit BJJ help alot for take downs, you dont wanna shot a double or a single in a street fight.

oh BTW
Plz Bone her PLZ!!!

[MMArmour]

bullshit i dont. Judo is amazing if youre hidehiko yoshida or karo parisian but...he isnt. And i love bjj, but knowing how to lay down a half ass arm bar from mount, or a weak ass triangle is just not going to stop me. Period.

I like to keep it standing but if I weave under a punch and his hands are still high..ill shoot. Street or not. theres no difference. Make sure you either bury your head in his abdomen or have your head to the opposite side you are about to lay him down on.

No reason at all not to take down a street fighter. Every street fighter ive ever fought, I beat his ass. There is simply no comparison between a trained fighter and a street fighter. Like for instance, im sure this Marine can bury me a target course, but on the mat??? Id doubt it. But who knows, only one way to find out.

With the blending of so many styles these days, making more complete and well rounded fighters, its not the art, its the individual. Period.

[MMArmour]

Sorry if i came off like a dickhead there AJ. Just stating my opinion rather aggressively. NO disrespect meant brotha.

[Deltasaurus]

i mean for take downs i think judo is the way to go, wrestling i like too, but i meant judo for take downs not ground, Bjj or Sambo is king on the ground.

[Deltasaurus]

I train exclusively BJJ with Cassio Werneck, he is the Man World Champ 03 an 04 and i train Boxing with some Muay Thai in it at a lgetit place as well, i dont like the 10% of 10 martial arts i learn a couple things very well then move on, Im taking Judo next so i can have good take downs when i do Sport Jiu-Jitsu

[MMArmour]

I think nothing compares to wrestling for takedowns/takedown defense, control on the ground, and transitions on the ground personally.

[Deltasaurus]

i think its just alot more people wrestle in MMA then they use Judo,not neccesarily cuz its better but more people use it so we tend to lean that way, i feel judo is great for takedowns period, thats it. on the ground judo is very weak.

[firmechicano831]

All I want to know if MMA has been pounding on that shit yet? Let us know bro!

[Deltasaurus]

thatd be cool if he was

[MMArmour]

She came by last night and hung out. Im flirting with the idea. She was looking mad good. Flat out admitted she only got all dolled up just to come see me. Then my little bro (my roomie) walked in and he kinda chilled with us. She told me I reminded her of the guy from "my new haircut" on youtube. I was ****ing pissed! I out weight that ***** by at least 50 lbs!! haha and i was in shorts, a t shirt, and my hair is shaved really close. i look nothing like that fool. so when i went to the fridge i told her

"Id offer you something to drink, but youre a bitch"

haha

[MMArmour]

Idk. It would be so ****ing easy to do. I know that. I could trip and fall into her ***** at this point.

[MMArmour]

For me...half that satisfaction of the kill is the chase.

Picture me as the tiger that caught its prey, and is now toying with it. haha

[Deltasaurus]

LOL yeah the Chase is my favorite part, well after the part we i **** the **** outta them. i guess thats my favoritest favorite part

[MMArmour]

HAHA amen

[Nooomoto]

Fist her.

[firmechicano831]

Give her that ass massage she wanted the rubb ur co.ck on her tan ass and mouth. LOL

[peachfuzz]

Fist her.

..x2

[Chode Logan]

I would like to make that a solid X3

[lawstudent007]

Let not forget about the cheating male bastards!!....

Ok, that came off a little strong. I'm just saying, men are such whores. If I had my dude in the military I'd be even more inclined to stay faithful (more so than if he was back home). I'm make sure that he may be stressed about other things, but there's no need to worry about me. I'd make sure he know that this p*$$y is his and waiting for him.! My terd of a bf on the other hand barely lasts a month with me gone and already cheating. Damn fcuker.

Ok, sorry for the mini-hijack.

[legobricks]

Let not forget about the cheating male bastards!!....

Ok, that came off a little strong. I'm just saying, men are such whores. If I had my dude in the military I'd be even more inclined to stay faithful (more so than if he was back home). I'm make sure that he may be stressed about other things, but there's no need to worry about me. I'd make sure he know that this p*$$y is his and waiting for him.! My terd of a bf on the other hand barely lasts a month with me gone and already cheating. Damn fcuker.

Ok, sorry for the mini-hijack.

Sooo your single?

LoL sorry had to humor it up.

Both sides cheat, just gotta find a straight up girl (or dude in your case) who would stay faithful to their girl....which in these times is actually getting harder to find. Especially at young ages.

[Phate]

Let not forget about the cheating male bastards!!....

Ok, that came off a little strong. I'm just saying, men are such whores. If I had my dude in the military I'd be even more inclined to stay faithful (more so than if he was back home). I'm make sure that he may be stressed about other things, but there's no need to worry about me. I'd make sure he know that this p*$$y is his and waiting for him.! My terd of a bf on the other hand barely lasts a month with me gone and already cheating. Damn fcuker.

Ok, sorry for the mini-hijack.

this mindset impresses me alot, hard to find people that are faithful in this day and age

Sooo your single?

LoL sorry had to humor it up.

Both sides cheat, just gotta find a straight up girl (or dude in your case) who would stay faithful to their girl....which in these times is actually getting harder to find. Especially at young ages.

i agree 100%, it's a free for all at my college, everyone sleeps with everyone and it's seriously pathetic, don't get me wrong, i sleep around too but i'm single and i draw the line at sleeping with my friends gfs and such

[DCI]

^^ Where? Let me at them...

Yes where be them

[Panzerfaust80]

Yeah but you never know when you're gonna get one of these Full-Metal-Jacket motherfu*kers. Puts a 45 to ur head then his, at ur little tanning facility, cause hes the 1 in 1,000,000 that has severe post war depression or something.

stay away from her man. just trouble down the road. no piece of ass is worth ur brain splatter on the timer dial to bed #4.

[moregunsthanroses]

lol this thread is pretty funny, "rub aloe all over my butt it hurts" hahaha

Yea finding a faithful person now adays is almost like winning the lottery. I'm not a very trusting person. But at the same time you can't stress about someone cheating. Stressing about itdoes no good whatsoever if theyre gonna be a whore then their a whore worrying will only affter your state of mind.

[MMArmour]

Yeah but you never know when you're gonna get one of these Full-Metal-Jacket motherfu*kers. Puts a 45 to ur head then his, at ur little tanning facility, cause hes the 1 in 1,000,000 that has severe post war depression or something.

stay away from her man. just trouble down the road. no piece of ass is worth ur brain splatter on the timer dial to bed #4.

I was just trying to be conversational with her and asking her "so...whats his MOS?"

"his huh?"

"What does he DO in Marines?"

She had NOT A SINGLE ****ING CLUE.

Then she was like "supply sergeant maybe???"

HAHA

Ive just STOPPED instigating it thinking itll get less and less severe but she sent a text last night saying "i love your penis"


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