"My Boyfriend Is Deployed," she says.

[ampx]

Cell phone photo in the tanning bed will do.

[firmechicano831]

yup or else lets close this shit.

[calgarian]

yup or else lets close this shit.

i agree...just fvck her in the arse and get it over with...geez why it is that hard to do.

[RuhlFreak55]

this mindset impresses me alot, hard to find people that are faithful in this day and age

OH so it impresses you when a chicka says it but when i profess to want nothing more than to have a little gal to love and be true to i'm a ***** pansy ass???

[Panzerfaust80]

OH so it impresses you when a chicka says it but when i profess to want nothing more than to have a little gal to love and be true to i'm a ***** pansy ass???

Ummmm... Ruhl... How "little" do u want this gal to be exactly, hmph?

[lawstudent007]

OH so it impresses you when a chicka says it but when i profess to want nothing more than to have a little gal to love and be true to i'm a ***** pansy ass???

Hahaha...double standards. Sometimes you gotta love 'em

[Surreal]

OH so it impresses you when a chicka says it but when i profess to want nothing more than to have a little gal to love and be true to i'm a ***** pansy ass???

Society expects men to be promiscuous, and women to be faithful. This may be a double standard, but it is also the natural result of thousands upon thousands of years of evolution. Deal with it!

[RuhlFreak55]

Society expects men to be promiscuous, and women to be faithful. This may be a double standard, but it is also the natural result of thousands upon thousands of years of evolution. Deal with it!

I don't agree that it's the natural resultant.....The drive is to find the perfect mate....my drive anyway.....and once i find her I will have no need or want to look elsewhere. And i would lead no girl on to think she was my 'one' if she wasn't....

[RuhlFreak55]

Ummmm... Ruhl... How "little" do u want this gal to be exactly, hmph?

actually not little at all....figure of speech....i want her to be about my height and muscular

[lawstudent007]

actually not little at all....figure of speech....i want her to be about my height and muscular

My kind of guy....good for you. By the way, how tall are you?

[Surreal]

I don't agree that it's the natural resultant.....The drive is to find the perfect mate....my drive anyway.....and once i find her I will have no need or want to look elsewhere. And i would lead no girl on to think she was my 'one' if she wasn't....

As men, we naturally want to spread our seed in as many women as possible. Frankly, serial monogamy is but a social creation.

Good luck finding the perfect mate. Once you find her, you'll realize just how wonderfully perfect she is, and most certainly tell her so . . . only to later realize that she's anything but perfect. Good luck brother!

[RuhlFreak55]

My kind of guy....good for you. By the way, how tall are you?

5'7.5.....she doesn't have to be exactly my height obviously...within like 3 inches though i think

[firmechicano831]

Society expects men to be promiscuous, and women to be faithful. This may be a double standard, but it is also the natural result of thousands upon thousands of years of evolution. Deal with it!

So true !

[RuhlFreak55]

As men, we naturally want to spread our seed in as many women as possible. Frankly, serial monogamy is but a social creation.

Good luck finding the perfect mate. Once you find her, you'll realize just how wonderfully perfect she is, and most certainly tell her so . . . only to later realize that she's anything but perfect. Good luck brother!

Simply an excuse to justify cheating

[firmechicano831]

I think me and lawstuden would make a great couple.

[Surreal]

Simply an excuse to justify cheating

I enjoy giving public lectures on the ethically erect principles of monogamy as well. It gets the girls all wet.

[lawstudent007]

I think me and lawstuden would make a great couple.

but first, I'd have to know what the "e" stands for in your name...

[Surreal]

5'7.5.....she doesn't have to be exactly my height obviously...within like 3 inches though i think

Odd that she wants to know your height, isn't it?

[Panzerfaust80]

actually not little at all....figure of speech....i want her to be about my height and muscular

I know it was a figure of speech I was just kidding with you..

i know a figure of speech when i see one damnit!!

[RuhlFreak55]

Odd that she wants to know your height, isn't it?

she can plainly see i'm the most attractive male in the room....it's ok guys, no hard feelings

[Surreal]

she can plainly see i'm the most attractive male in the room....it's ok guys, no hard feelings

But of course you're!

If things don't work out with you and her, can we get another craigslist ad on your behalf going?

[RuhlFreak55]

But of course you're!

If things don't work out with you and her, can we get another craigslist ad on your behalf going?

I HIGHLY doubt that guy was telling the truth about that....and I don't want randoms...

[Surreal]

I HIGHLY doubt that guy was telling the truth about that....and I don't want randoms...

You should practice before you meet Miss Perfect. Without some appetizers, how will you unleash your complete and relentless sexual appetite on your future perfect mate?

[RuhlFreak55]

You should practice before you meet Miss Perfect. Without some appetizers, how will you unleash your complete and relentless sexual appetite on your future perfect mate?

oh that's not a problem....i'm a natural

[Surreal]

oh that's not a problem....i'm a natural

Why don't we find you a girl, and see if she can confirm your claim of being a "natural?"

[MMArmour]

i agree...just fvck her in the arse and get it over with...geez why it is that hard to do.

Its easy. Thats the point im illustrating here.

[calgarian]

Its easy. Thats the point im illustrating here.

some times thngs fall on ur lap in ur case on ur d!ck.....go for it....did u rub her arse yet?

[calgarian]

she can plainly see i'm the most attractive male in the room....it's ok guys, no hard feelings

I am sorry can you say it again I cant read what u said here...

[MMArmour]

Hahaha ^^^

[RuhlFreak55]

Why don't we find you a girl, and see if she can confirm your claim of being a "natural?"

My milf would.....i'm not ****ing randoms though

[MMArmour]

[Surreal]

My milf would.....i'm not ****ing randoms though

Who is this milf of yours? Please elaborate!

[calgarian]

My milf would.....i'm not ****ing randoms though

cause u have a small dick

[ampx]

oh that's not a problem....i'm a natural

[RuhlFreak55]

you can always tell the people that really did last 30 seconds their first times out by replies like this

[Panzerfaust80]

yo MM, you work in a tanning place right?? does u location have the lil hidden cameras in the booths so ur boss can spank the monkey after viewing them??

[zimmy]

but first, I'd have to know what the "e" stands for in your name...

you know... like E-mail


E-Chicano

[MMArmour]

yo MM, you work in a tanning place right?? does u location have the lil hidden cameras in the booths so ur boss can spank the monkey after viewing them??

I am the boss. And no. For obvious legal implications. But what mad matt does in the place after hours... i cant say.

[Panzerfaust80]

I am the boss. And no. For obvious legal implications. But what mad matt does in the place after hours... i cant say.

ooooohhhh snap Maddy u gonna let MM get away with that bro??
jk

Yeah i hear ya bout the legal implications however many owners tend to "overlook" them for their own personal "gain" =)

[Matt]

I am the boss. And no. For obvious legal implications. But what mad matt does in the place after hours... i cant say.

Sorry did i leave stains again...