to say I gotta go take a poop
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to say I gotta go take a poop
I gotta take a dump
gotta go drop the old dousenberg
drop the kids off at the pool
Time for me to go grow a tail
gotta go drop a deuce
take a shit?
Im going for a tom tit....
God im going to like this thread, good on ya Kratos..
If theres ladies about the i like to say, " im just going for a big fat hairy shit"..
I always like to tell people that i have one in the oven baking..
I have to take a Kratos?
I need to get rid of this turtles head..
I am going to wipe my Kratos
I have so many but i cant think..
I am pushing cotton
I have to set on my Kratos and pop his kid
I gotta take a schist
lol, its a stupid geology joke. schist is a metamorphic rock.
Float an air biscuit.
Gotta go make some stew.
I gotta dookey
Im going to warm to toilet seat..
I have to go and give birth to a frenchman.
gotta pinch a loaf
gonna take the kids for a swim...
gotta SHake a Tit...
I gotta take a mexican
hehehe
take the Browns to the superbowl
Here i set on the pooper giving birth to a trooper....
This one has a bit of a back story so bear with me.
There's a dumb rap song called Miss New Booty, I think it's by Bubba Sparks??
Anyways, you've probably heard it, it goes "Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere"
My wife thought it was "Booty booty booty booty Rockets everywhere"
We were making fun of her when I started thinking "Wouldn't a booty rocket technically be a turd?
So now I say "I gotta go launch a booty rocket!"
:haha::haha::haha:
thats a good one...
gotta go play with myself
gotta go drop a load of timber
gotta give birth to an anaconda
gotta unleash the beast
Lay a log
bomb the bowel
Gotta go do a number 2
Gotta go do a number poo
Gotta go crap
gotta go shit
I'm prarry Doggin'
translation- the poo is peaking its head out before I relocate to bathroom
Its time for some feces excretion :aajack: