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  1. 03-05-2009, 03:53 PM #1
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    how many ways can you think of

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  8. 03-05-2009, 03:58 PM #8
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    God im going to like this thread, good on ya Kratos..
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    If theres ladies about the i like to say, " im just going for a big fat hairy shit"..
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  12. 03-05-2009, 04:01 PM #12
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    I have to set on my Kratos and pop his kid
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  18. 03-05-2009, 04:11 PM #18
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    I gotta take a schist


    lol, its a stupid geology joke. schist is a metamorphic rock.
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    Float an air biscuit.

    Gotta go make some stew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    I gotta take a schist


    lol, its a stupid geology joke. schist is a metamorphic rock.
    Yeah, i knew that...
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    Im going to warm to toilet seat..
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    I gotta take a mexican


    hehehe
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  28. 03-05-2009, 04:44 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by BritishColumbian View Post
    I have to go and give birth to a frenchman.
    Now i really like that one..
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
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  31. 03-05-2009, 05:26 PM #31
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    Here i set on the pooper giving birth to a trooper....
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  32. 03-05-2009, 09:07 PM #32
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    This one has a bit of a back story so bear with me.

    There's a dumb rap song called Miss New Booty, I think it's by Bubba Sparks??
    Anyways, you've probably heard it, it goes "Booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere"

    My wife thought it was "Booty booty booty booty Rockets everywhere"
    We were making fun of her when I started thinking "Wouldn't a booty rocket technically be a turd?

    So now I say "I gotta go launch a booty rocket!"
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    thats a good one...
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    gotta go drop a load of timber

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