Damn.... what am I supposed to do about lunch today? I can't go to McDonald's and there isn't much else close by without having to walk 2 miles :(
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Damn.... what am I supposed to do about lunch today? I can't go to McDonald's and there isn't much else close by without having to walk 2 miles :(
No... then I gotta go get my car out of the parking garage and attempt to find another parking spot when I get back which is a whole different headache. Plus with my luck I'll pull up to the window and it will be the manager; the bitch will call 911 again saying I'm back and I go to jail, lol.
I'm gonna see if I can find someone to deliver something... maybe Jimmy John's.
Nah- I just got Jimmy Johns. I'm done with McRib's for this year. Time to start working on eating clean again.
Malingerers is now my word of the day cheers big manQuote:
Originally Posted by The Bear 79
JimmyJohns is good shit, just had that shit last night.
But, I think I might be starting a cut now. I don't wanna have to mob a scooter due to my fat and lazy ass.
If the beast was really disabled by something other than self caused that sucks. But, what are the chances? I questioned that shit before. What can really make you 350+ pounds. Food = big. Right? If you are sick you lose weight right? What do I know. . .
I know she was.Bro you need to clean up your act!Your attitidue sucks from the way you talk about women.To the way you treat others around you.Then you try to turn things around in your head.To make yourself sound right.Bro you are messed up and unless you change.You will be a lonely old man.
I was going to get some macd's today for lunch but I heard it might cost me about $750 to $1500, depending on if I get a lawyer or not.
I don't agree with everything you did Dan, but I'll be damned if I haven't dreamed of telling off self induced sea donkeys.
I don't try to turn things around in my head nor do I justify being an asshole. I am an asshole... if you add water. If you don't add water.... I'm not an asshole. Its pretty simple actually.
In regards to the manager, read my earlier posts. For that fat pig of a woman... she deserved my comment for snarling at me. The tone in her voice was anger towards me because she's a fat pig that can't stand up to get her own heart attack in a cup. Its not my fault she's fat; that's her fault. I saw what she ordered and even if she does have some type of genetic condition- a 10,000 calorie meal wasn't helping her. More than likely- she's just a fat pig whom is a burden on society.
I'm not worried about growing old alone.... that's what 19 year old hookers are for and I absolutely intend to have a whole bunch of them on speed dial when I'm 70 along with a case of Viagra on hand. ;)
She's on a dirty bulkQuote:
Originally Posted by Shol'va
How do you wipe your ass when you're that fat? And "other" areas on women? Seriously....
And the funny thing is a lot of these morbidly obese people are "cured" of their "thyroid problem" once they have gastric bypass surgery, lol
This woman was with engaged to a guy who liked to feed her. She was 750 lbs in this picture. The diseases is called feederism. It was emotional for both of them and he thought fat was erotic and sexy.Quote:
Originally Posted by dan68131
He left her. She went on a diet. What a mess.
You didn't answer the question.... how do you wipe your ass when you are that fat?
wait til they get taxed for being morbidly obeast.... oh wait it's the food stamps making them fat..
and on a final note, it's all part of the master plan to thin out the herd.. you don't think they intend to provide life sustaining support to all of those baby boomers do you?"?? hell no, "here's your pill now go home and die"
Flu shots for the elderly??? yep, you guessed it, killing them off is the only way to save social security for those that really matter..
I would have no idea Dan as my booty is 36"!Quote:
Originally Posted by dan68131
[QUOTE=spywizard;6381089]wait til they get taxed for being morbidly obeast.... oh wait it's the food stamps making them fat..
Shame on you guys for using that offensive term! According to Oprah, they prefer the kinder gentler term of "Horizontally Challenged" individuals
Ummmm. You've seen it. How quickly you forgot????Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bear 79
Yea... where's a bikini pic?