So... the cops just left

[dan991]

Damn.... what am I supposed to do about lunch today? I can't go to McDonald's and there isn't much else close by without having to walk 2 miles

[Lunk1]

Damn.... what am I supposed to do about lunch today? I can't go to McDonald's and there isn't much else close by without having to walk 2 miles

Drive through

[dan991]

Drive through

No... then I gotta go get my car out of the parking garage and attempt to find another parking spot when I get back which is a whole different headache. Plus with my luck I'll pull up to the window and it will be the manager; the bitch will call 911 again saying I'm back and I go to jail, lol.

I'm gonna see if I can find someone to deliver something... maybe Jimmy John's.

[Lunk1]

No... then I gotta go get my car out of the parking garage and attempt to find another parking spot when I get back which is a whole different headache. Plus with my luck I'll pull up to the window and it will be the manager; the bitch will call 911 again saying I'm back and I go to jail, lol.

I'm gonna see if I can find someone to deliver something... maybe Jimmy John's.

Your in Chitown...food should not be an issue. Pay someone to get your Mcribs

[dan991]

Nah- I just got Jimmy Johns. I'm done with McRib's for this year. Time to start working on eating clean again.

[panntastic]

There's a big difference between disabled & lazy, & unfortunately the majority of those on scooters are just plain lazy malingerers..................period. I have witnessed on several occasions, an obese person scooting around the grocery or Wal-Mart & then park the scooter at the door on their way out & walk the their vehicle. And then there's the one's that drive the scooter all the way out to their car & just leave to scooter sitting in the parking lot after they get in their car, & every one of these fat fvcks got up & walked unassisted. The woman Dan was dealing with was most likely truly disabled, & I assume this based on to distinguishing factors, (1) if she's on a scooter at Mc Donald's it has to her own because they don't have scooters for customers at the door like Wal-Mart, if she has her own scooter, it's very likely she really needs it. (2) The way she was struggling to raise herself to the drink dispenser. Now...............whether she brought this disability on herself or if it's genetic is anyone's guess

Malingerers is now my word of the day cheers big man

[< <Samson> >]

JimmyJohns is good shit, just had that shit last night.

But, I think I might be starting a cut now. I don't wanna have to mob a scooter due to my fat and lazy ass.

If the beast was really disabled by something other than self caused that sucks. But, what are the chances? I questioned that shit before. What can really make you 350+ pounds. Food = big. Right? If you are sick you lose weight right? What do I know. . .

[songdog]

There's a big difference between disabled & lazy, & unfortunately the majority of those on scooters are just plain lazy malingerers..................period. I have witnessed on several occasions, an obese person scooting around the grocery or Wal-Mart & then park the scooter at the door on their way out & walk the their vehicle. And then there's the one's that drive the scooter all the way out to their car & just leave to scooter sitting in the parking lot after they get in their car, & every one of these fat fvcks got up & walked unassisted. The woman Dan was dealing with was most likely truly disabled, & I assume this based on to distinguishing factors, (1) if she's on a scooter at Mc Donald's it has to her own because they don't have scooters for customers at the door like Wal-Mart, if she has her own scooter, it's very likely she really needs it. (2) The way she was struggling to raise herself to the drink dispenser. Now...............whether she brought this disability on herself or if it's genetic is anyone's guess

I agree with you Bear.I have said this to my wife many times!

[songdog]

Calm down, Dude!!!! Maybe the manager was right about you?

I know she was.Bro you need to clean up your act!Your attitidue sucks from the way you talk about women.To the way you treat others around you.Then you try to turn things around in your head.To make yourself sound right.Bro you are messed up and unless you change.You will be a lonely old man.

[HitIt]

I was going to get some macd's today for lunch but I heard it might cost me about $750 to $1500, depending on if I get a lawyer or not.

[Synergy1]

I don't agree with everything you did Dan, but I'll be damned if I haven't dreamed of telling off self induced sea donkeys.

[The Bear 79]

Malingerers is now my word of the day cheers big man

Don't malinger on it.........

[The Bear 79]

I agree with you Bear.I have said this to my wife many times!

Wait.....what.?!?!?

That's mean Songdog..............you should apologize to her.........

[dan991]

I know she was.Bro you need to clean up your act!Your attitidue sucks from the way you talk about women.To the way you treat others around you.Then you try to turn things around in your head.To make yourself sound right.Bro you are messed up and unless you change.You will be a lonely old man.

I don't try to turn things around in my head nor do I justify being an asshole. I am an asshole... if you add water. If you don't add water.... I'm not an asshole. Its pretty simple actually.

In regards to the manager, read my earlier posts. For that fat pig of a woman... she deserved my comment for snarling at me. The tone in her voice was anger towards me because she's a fat pig that can't stand up to get her own heart attack in a cup. Its not my fault she's fat; that's her fault. I saw what she ordered and even if she does have some type of genetic condition- a 10,000 calorie meal wasn't helping her. More than likely- she's just a fat pig whom is a burden on society.

I'm not worried about growing old alone.... that's what 19 year old hookers are for and I absolutely intend to have a whole bunch of them on speed dial when I'm 70 along with a case of Viagra on hand.

[gearbox]

Wait.....what.?!?!?

That's mean Songdog..............you should apologize to her.........

Lol...

Our society supports these obese people more then the avg working american. Sad sad sad

[gearbox]

I don't try to turn things around in my head nor do I justify being an asshole. I am an asshole... if you add water. If you don't add water.... I'm not an asshole. Its pretty simple actually.

In regards to the manager, read my earlier posts. For that fat pig of a woman... she deserved my comment for snarling at me. The tone in her voice was anger towards me because she's a fat pig that can't stand up to get her own heart attack in a cup. Its not my fault she's fat; that's her fault. I saw what she ordered and even if she does have some type of genetic condition- a 10,000 calorie meal wasn't helping her. More than likely- she's just a fat pig whom is a burden on society.

I'm not worried about growing old alone.... that's what 19 year old hookers are for and I absolutely intend to have a whole bunch of them on speed dial when I'm 70 along with a case of Viagra on hand.

Lol..true
However, there are some things money can't buy!

[dan991]

Lol..true
However, there are some things money can't buy!

Like?

[kelkel]

I don't try to turn things around in my head nor do I justify being an asshole. I am an asshole... if you add water. If you don't add water.... I'm not an asshole. Its pretty simple actually.

In regards to the manager, read my earlier posts. For that fat pig of a woman... she deserved my comment for snarling at me. The tone in her voice was anger towards me because she's a fat pig that can't stand up to get her own heart attack in a cup. Its not my fault she's fat; that's her fault. I saw what she ordered and even if she does have some type of genetic condition- a 10,000 calorie meal wasn't helping her. More than likely- she's just a fat pig whom is a burden on society.

I'm not worried about growing old alone.... that's what 19 year old hookers are for and I absolutely intend to have a whole bunch of them on speed dial when I'm 70 along with a case of Viagra on hand.

There's a NJ Senator you should talk to about that! Reportedly has that same philosophy!

[dan991]

There's a NJ Senator you should talk to about that! Reportedly has that same philosophy!

Its a good philosophy.... even if you are married. I'm a firm believer that once you hit 70... you get a hall pass on pretty much everything.

[--->>405<<---]

Like?

1. salvation

2. true committed love

(the 2 most important things in this life IMO)

[dan991]

1. salvation

2. true committed love

(the 2 most important things in this life IMO)

and abs, lol

[Shol'va]

[GirlyGymRat]

She's on a dirty bulk

[dan991]

That's what that lady looked like, maybe a little bit bigger, but she was wearing Croc's...

We MUST be nice to them though... they have "a bad thyroid".....

[dan991]

How do you wipe your ass when you're that fat? And "other" areas on women? Seriously....

[dan991]

And the funny thing is a lot of these morbidly obese people are "cured" of their "thyroid problem" once they have gastric bypass surgery, lol

[GirlyGymRat]

How do you wipe your ass when you're that fat? And "other" areas on women? Seriously....

This woman was with engaged to a guy who liked to feed her. She was 750 lbs in this picture. The diseases is called feederism. It was emotional for both of them and he thought fat was erotic and sexy.

He left her. She went on a diet. What a mess.

[dan991]

You didn't answer the question.... how do you wipe your ass when you are that fat?

[kitstreasure]

You didn't answer the question.... how do you wipe your ass when you are that fat?

It's called a 'bidet'.

[spywizard]

That's what that lady looked like, maybe a little bit bigger, but she was wearing Croc's...

We MUST be nice to them though... they have "a bad thyroid".....

wait til they get taxed for being morbidly obeast.... oh wait it's the food stamps making them fat..

and on a final note, it's all part of the master plan to thin out the herd.. you don't think they intend to provide life sustaining support to all of those baby boomers do you?"?? hell no, "here's your pill now go home and die"

Flu shots for the elderly??? yep, you guessed it, killing them off is the only way to save social security for those that really matter..

[Shol'va]

You didn't answer the question.... how do you wipe your ass when you are that fat?

You don't. That is what their special friends are for. Maybe you have heard of them. They are called ass wipes. So whenever you hear someone being called an asswipe now you know what they do....

[GirlyGymRat]

You didn't answer the question.... how do you wipe your ass when you are that fat?

I would have no idea Dan as my booty is 36"!

[Shol'va]

[QUOTE=spywizard;6381089]wait til they get taxed for being morbidly obeast.... oh wait it's the food stamps making them fat..

Shame on you guys for using that offensive term! According to Oprah, they prefer the kinder gentler term of "Horizontally Challenged" individuals

[dan991]

I would have no idea Dan as my booty is 36"!

Pic required.....

[dan991]

It's called a 'bidet'.

That would require 100+ gallons of water to work for these people after every poop.

[The Bear 79]

Pic required.....

I second that motion...........

[GirlyGymRat]

I second that motion...........

Ummmm. You've seen it. How quickly you forgot????

[dan991]

Ummmm. You've seen it. How quickly you forgot????

No WE didn't....

[The Bear 79]

Ummmm. You've seen it. How quickly you forgot????

Noooooooo..........I saw a beautiful pic of a beautiful girl, but it was all front & you were wearing coat.

[dan991]

Yea... where's a bikini pic?