Happy birthday to.........to Me! Not hardly!!!
Yeah that's right it's my freaking birthday and you know what I got for my birthday?!?!? Go on guess..............some woman waking me up with a school girl outfit on............NO............a birthday cake..................NO..................Somethin g fun of any sort............nope not for me. For my birthday, because I'm so special...............I get to bail my soon to be ex-wife out of jail for DUI.
Happy F'in birth-Fin-day to me! :dissapoin
Lousy horoscope! :cuss: