If you could be super

[Kratos]

If you had your choice of any super power

example: ability to fly, penis that shoots lazer beams

what super power would you pick and why?

[Kratos]

Gentlemen, Behold! am I not invisible?

[Dukkit]

lol

id go with flight.

or maybe just indestructableness

not being able to be hurt. no matter if im shot, stabbed. in a fire. a whole building falls on me. a missle hits me. lol. anything. now i would still die of old age. cuz i dont wanna live forever

[Kratos]

^takes the fun out of it if your girl gives you a love bite though^

[Dukkit]

^takes the fun out of it if your girl gives you a love bite though^

i dont like love bites

[Kratos]

i dont like love bites

nipple twist? lol

[T-MOS]

I kinda AM super already, can't you tell??

[Deltasaurus]

id want the ability to move anything with my mind that would be awesome

[Kratos]

I kinda AM super already, can't you tell??

That doesn't have much to do with this thread
http://www.videosift.com/video/Im-su...nks-for-asking

haha, jk

[Kratos]

id want the ability to move anything with my mind that would be awesome

hmmm that's a good one
I think it would make me fat though
beer and potatoe chips would be really easy to get when you're watching tv
I'd only need to get up to use the bathroom

[Dukkit]

go go gadget dick??

could that be a super power?

[Hunter]

Invisibilty most deffiantly.

[Kratos]

go go gadget dick??

could that be a super power?

it's called test

[Kratos]

Invisibilty most deffiantly.

ever see hollow man? makes a good case for invisibility, as long as you could turn it on and off.

[Kratos]

I can think of some inherent problems with flight if that's your only power dukkit
if you can fly how fast
I mean it's no fun to fly somewhere if you could get there faster in a car
so what's an acceptable speed to be able to fly? moped speed? like 35 mph would be safe. To get anywhere good you'd have to be able to at least do 300 I think. 300mph wouldn't want to hit a bird or something. Rain drops would be a bitch.

[Dukkit]

I can think of some inherent problems with flight if that's your only power dukkit
if you can fly how fast
I mean it's no fun to fly somewhere if you could get there faster in a car
so what's an acceptable speed to be able to fly? moped speed? like 35 mph would be safe. To get anywhere good you'd have to be able to at least do 300 I think. 300mph wouldn't want to hit a bird or something. Rain drops would be a bitch.

haha
okay how bout i wanna be like the super hero called cannon ball

who when he flies his body makes a force field around him. so birds and rain wont affect him
hes pretty much industructable when he flies.
and i would want to be able to change speed

look at super man. he can cruise around town

or zoom around the earth

[Matt]

It would have to be the ability to speed up and slow down time, you've seen the Matrix...

Oh and the ability to spell long words...

[warchild]

freeze time

[Hunter]

ever see hollow man? makes a good case for invisibility, as long as you could turn it on and off.

Ohh yeah turning it off would be a must. Or I wouldn't mind super human agility like Beast from X-men. Last but not least shape shifting able to take the form of any human except no one would trust you if they found that out.

[zimmy]

the ability to absorb information (learn) fast. That be awesome to know like 100 languages.

[Hunter]

the ability to absorb information (learn) fast. That be awesome to know like 100 languages.

Or the ability to bullshit like Rickson Gracie and get people to believe it.

[Dukkit]

fukk it.... i wanna be wolverine

[Skully44420]

fukk it.... i wanna be wolverine

thats what i was gonna say

[Matt]

I want whore powers so i can overtake dukki's post count..

[Dukkit]

I want whore powers so i can overtake dukki's post count..

haha

someday, when i retire

you shall be empowered with the true whoring ability

[zimmy]

Or the ability to bullshit like Rickson Gracie and get people to believe it.

hahah what are you talking about he really has fought that many people!

:P (sarcasm)

[D7M]

I'm going with telekinesis.

that way if I was in a fight with flying dukkit or some invisible douche, I could stop them with my mind.

[*RAGE*]

The ability to clean the house, do the landry, cook, dishes, clean my pool, and so on with the blink of my eyes.

[D7M]

The ability to clean the house, do the landry, cook, dishes, clean my pool, and so on with the blink of my eyes.

your super-power would be to be a woman?

oooh...j/k ladies, just kidding.

[*RAGE*]

your super-power would be to be a woman?

oooh...j/k ladies, just kidding.

yes then i would have control of the puvsy as well.....lol

[T-MOS]

The ability to clean the house, do the landry, cook, dishes, clean my pool, and so on with the blink of my eyes.

and don't forget change your tampon while doing all that too.....LOLOL

[BritishColumbian]

I think I would like to be A Shoveler. That would be awesome.

[*RAGE*]

and don't forget change your tampon while doing all that too.....LOLOL

prone

[D7M]

yes then i would have control of the puvsy as well.....lol

touche!

[scottythebody]

The ability to go back in time

[Matt]

The powers to make my penis smaller...

[*RAGE*]

touche!

its that time of the month

[T-MOS]

The powers to make my penis smaller...

any smaller and it would be a vagina wouldn't it?????

[T-MOS]

its that time of the month

awww I luv ya buddy, you just set yourself up for that one, sorry.


I would want the power to take Prone's pain away........lolol

[DSM4Life]

The power to turn myself into a dildo.