If you could be super

[Kratos]

If you had your choice of any super power

example: ability to fly, penis that shoots lazer beams

what super power would you pick and why?

[Kratos]

Gentlemen, Behold! am I not invisible?

[Dukkit]

lol

id go with flight.

or maybe just indestructableness

not being able to be hurt. no matter if im shot, stabbed. in a fire. a whole building falls on me. a missle hits me. lol. anything. now i would still die of old age. cuz i dont wanna live forever

[Kratos]

^takes the fun out of it if your girl gives you a love bite though^

[Dukkit]

^takes the fun out of it if your girl gives you a love bite though^

i dont like love bites

[Kratos]

i dont like love bites

nipple twist? lol

[T-MOS]

I kinda AM super already, can't you tell??

[Kratos]

I kinda AM super already, can't you tell??

That doesn't have much to do with this thread
http://www.videosift.com/video/Im-su...nks-for-asking

haha, jk

[Deltasaurus]

id want the ability to move anything with my mind that would be awesome

[Kratos]

id want the ability to move anything with my mind that would be awesome

hmmm that's a good one
I think it would make me fat though
beer and potatoe chips would be really easy to get when you're watching tv
I'd only need to get up to use the bathroom

[Dukkit]

go go gadget dick??

could that be a super power?

[Kratos]

go go gadget dick??

could that be a super power?

it's called test

[Hunter]

Invisibilty most deffiantly.

[Kratos]

Invisibilty most deffiantly.

ever see hollow man? makes a good case for invisibility, as long as you could turn it on and off.

[Hunter]

ever see hollow man? makes a good case for invisibility, as long as you could turn it on and off.

Ohh yeah turning it off would be a must. Or I wouldn't mind super human agility like Beast from X-men. Last but not least shape shifting able to take the form of any human except no one would trust you if they found that out.

[Kratos]

I can think of some inherent problems with flight if that's your only power dukkit
if you can fly how fast
I mean it's no fun to fly somewhere if you could get there faster in a car
so what's an acceptable speed to be able to fly? moped speed? like 35 mph would be safe. To get anywhere good you'd have to be able to at least do 300 I think. 300mph wouldn't want to hit a bird or something. Rain drops would be a bitch.

[Dukkit]

I can think of some inherent problems with flight if that's your only power dukkit
if you can fly how fast
I mean it's no fun to fly somewhere if you could get there faster in a car
so what's an acceptable speed to be able to fly? moped speed? like 35 mph would be safe. To get anywhere good you'd have to be able to at least do 300 I think. 300mph wouldn't want to hit a bird or something. Rain drops would be a bitch.

haha
okay how bout i wanna be like the super hero called cannon ball

who when he flies his body makes a force field around him. so birds and rain wont affect him
hes pretty much industructable when he flies.
and i would want to be able to change speed

look at super man. he can cruise around town

or zoom around the earth

[jfalco]

I can think of some inherent problems with flight if that's your only power dukkit
if you can fly how fast
I mean it's no fun to fly somewhere if you could get there faster in a car
so what's an acceptable speed to be able to fly? moped speed? like 35 mph would be safe. To get anywhere good you'd have to be able to at least do 300 I think. 300mph wouldn't want to hit a bird or something. Rain drops would be a bitch.

Rain drops would only sting a little. Not much different from jumping out of a plane. Hail, now that's another story.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

I would be like Captain America.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

But Captain America doesn't have super-human powers.

"Captain America has no superhuman powers, although as a result of the Super-Soldier serum and vita-ray treatment, he is transformed from a frail young man into a "perfect" specimen of human development and conditioning. Captain America's strength, endurance, agility, speed, reflexes, durability and healing are at the highest limits of natural human potential. It has been established that Rogers' body regularly regenerates the super-soldier serum; it does not wear off.[62]
The formula enhances all of his metabolic functions and prevents the build-up of fatigue poisons in his muscles, giving him endurance far in excess of an ordinary human being. This accounts for many of his extraordinary feats, including bench pressing 1100 pounds (500kg) and running a mile (1.6 km) in little more than a minute.[63] Furthermore, his enhancements are the reason why he was able to survive being frozen in suspended animation for decades. Rogers is also unable to become intoxicated by alcohol and is immune to many diseases.
Mentally, Rogers' battle experience and training make him an expert tactician and an excellent field commander, with his teammates frequently deferring to his orders in battle. Rogers' reflexes and senses are also extraordinarily keen. He is a master of multiple martial arts. Years of practice with his indestructible shield make him able to aim and throw it with almost unerring accuracy. His skill with his shield is such that he can attack multiple targets in succession with a single throw or even cause a boomerang-like return from a throw to attack an enemy from behind. In the comics, he is regarded by other skilled fighters as one of the best hand-to-hand combatants in the Marvel Universe.[64][65]
Rogers has vast U.S. military knowledge and is often shown to be familiar with ongoing, highly-classified Defense Department operations. He is an expert in combat strategy, survival, acrobatics, military strategy, piloting, and demolitions. Despite his high profile as one of the world's most popular and recognizable superheroes, Rogers also has a broad understanding of the espionage community, largely through his ongoing relationship with S.H.I.E.L.D. He occasionally makes forays into mundane career fields, including commercial arts, comic book artistry, education (high school history) and law enforcement."


So maybe if I could be a flying Captain America, or mind control Captain America.

That would be pimp...

[Matt]

It would have to be the ability to speed up and slow down time, you've seen the Matrix...

Oh and the ability to spell long words...

[warchild]

freeze time

[zimmy]

the ability to absorb information (learn) fast. That be awesome to know like 100 languages.

[Hunter]

the ability to absorb information (learn) fast. That be awesome to know like 100 languages.

Or the ability to bullshit like Rickson Gracie and get people to believe it.

[zimmy]

Or the ability to bullshit like Rickson Gracie and get people to believe it.

hahah what are you talking about he really has fought that many people!

:P (sarcasm)

[bushido3374]

Or the ability to bullshit like Rickson Gracie and get people to believe it.

He is exaggerate rediculously, but does also have a very high limit of skill to back up a little bit of his claims. I think almost everyone is on to him by now.

I think I'd like to be able to alter matter.

[Hunter]

He is exaggerate rediculously, but does also have a very high limit of skill to back up a little bit of his claims. I think almost everyone is on to him by now.

I think I'd like to be able to alter matter.

He is amazing at bjj but he never had enought "public" fights to every really be judged as a fighter. He has a very big mouth.

[DCannon]

Regeneration, like Wolverine.
Also invisibility would be pretty sweet.

[bushido3374]

He is amazing at bjj but he never had enought "public" fights to every really be judged as a fighter. He has a very big mouth.

Yeah, he should have just claimed superiority with bjj without the rediculous win/loss in MMA. He sure made a hell of a lot of money though.

That whole Rorion "pure Gracie" bjj issue is one of the reasons I quit training with the kimono. I loved the art, but became so disallusioned by the politics.

[Dukkit]

fukk it.... i wanna be wolverine

[Skully44420]

fukk it.... i wanna be wolverine

thats what i was gonna say

[Matt]

I want whore powers so i can overtake dukki's post count..

[Dukkit]

I want whore powers so i can overtake dukki's post count..

haha

someday, when i retire

you shall be empowered with the true whoring ability

[D7M]

I'm going with telekinesis.

that way if I was in a fight with flying dukkit or some invisible douche, I could stop them with my mind.

[*RAGE*]

The ability to clean the house, do the landry, cook, dishes, clean my pool, and so on with the blink of my eyes.

[D7M]

The ability to clean the house, do the landry, cook, dishes, clean my pool, and so on with the blink of my eyes.

your super-power would be to be a woman?

oooh...j/k ladies, just kidding.

[*RAGE*]

your super-power would be to be a woman?

oooh...j/k ladies, just kidding.

yes then i would have control of the puvsy as well.....lol

[D7M]

yes then i would have control of the puvsy as well.....lol

touche!

[*RAGE*]

touche!

its that time of the month

[T-MOS]

The ability to clean the house, do the landry, cook, dishes, clean my pool, and so on with the blink of my eyes.

and don't forget change your tampon while doing all that too.....LOLOL