The Best Scam ever! Why didn't I think of this?

**CBGB** · 09-02-2009, 09:57 PM

You're Fvcked, but you're pets will be safe

http://www.eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

**l2elapse** · 09-02-2009, 10:06 PM

i wonder if people actually buy this..if they do then wow

**Juturna** · 09-02-2009, 10:11 PM

Hahahahahaha. What the fvck? Who reads that and is like,

"HUNNY! You have to come here right now! I was searching for an answer to Toto's future and I found out! Let's call these CONFIRMED Athiest's up."

**DSM4Life** · 09-02-2009, 10:14 PM

I been a member to that site for 3 years now...

**CBGB** · 09-02-2009, 10:14 PM

This one is just as good.

http://www.reserveaspotinheaven.com/

**lovbyts** · 09-02-2009, 10:36 PM

Im sure there are desperate old people who will do it. People tend to care more about their pets than their kids

**The Deuce** · 09-02-2009, 11:34 PM

I just RESERVED MY SPOT IN HEAVEN !!! HAHAHA...For 15 bucks I had to!!!

Obvious scam but for 15 bucks you get all that shizzit that you can show off to people when they stop by... HAHAHA...

**CBGB** · 09-03-2009, 07:00 AM

Originally Posted by The Deuce

I just RESERVED MY SPOT IN HEAVEN !!! HAHAHA...For 15 bucks I had to!!!

Obvious scam but for 15 bucks you get all that shizzit that you can show off to people when they stop by... HAHAHA...

**Older lifter** · 09-03-2009, 07:02 AM

Originally Posted by The Deuce

I just RESERVED MY SPOT IN HEAVEN !!! HAHAHA...For 15 bucks I had to!!!

Obvious scam but for 15 bucks you get all that shizzit that you can show off to people when they stop by... HAHAHA...

Hey i will print you some stuff for that at only $10....... and i will give you front row seats at the angels concert.....lol

**Undercover** · 09-03-2009, 09:10 AM

speaking of internet idiots:

http://www.sanguinarius.org

people who think they're real vampires

**OH REALLY** · 09-03-2009, 09:42 AM

i think im a vampire......

**The Deuce** · 09-03-2009, 09:44 AM

COME ON GUYS IT WAS 15 BUCKS !!! Not a big deal... it's not like I looked at it and WENT OMG I can go on a MURDERING RAMPAGE and I will STILL get into Heaven because I BOUGHT THIS RESERVE A SPOT !!!

Obviously I know it's a GAG but it will make a great conversation piece when people stop over... IMO

**TITANIUM** · 09-03-2009, 10:04 AM

I want to sign up for myself.

And put myself down as the pet.

Then, they will come out and pick me up for $110.00.

I know They only can take certain animals at this time, but if I live that long, I'll be in such disrepair, maybe they won't be able to make a distinction.

Free room and board, and Soylent Green to boot!!!

ILMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Undercover** · 09-03-2009, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by OH REALLY

i think im a vampire......

yeah? good luck with that

**OH REALLY** · 09-03-2009, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by Undercover

yeah? good luck with that

what if i am....

**Cloe85** · 09-03-2009, 10:42 AM

lmfao... great scams!!!

i wonder.... sounds like they need some healthy compitition... my new company:

'Stairway To Heaven' You're only a step away from the place you long to be. Toll free 1-888-555-5058

yep i think so...

**TITANIUM** · 09-03-2009, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Cloe85

lmfao... great scams!!!

i wonder.... sounds like they need some healthy compitition... my new company:

'Stairway To Heaven' You're only a step away from the place you long to be. Toll free 1-888-555-5058

yep i think so...

I called that number and DSM picked up the phone???

**Immortal Soldier** · 09-03-2009, 11:07 AM

You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

We are currently active in 20 states and growing. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life.

**CBGB** · 09-03-2009, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by titanium

i want to sign up for myself.

And put myself down as the pet.

Then, they will come out and pick me up for $110.00.

I know they only can take certain animals at this time, but if i live that long, i'll be in such disrepair, maybe they won't be able to make a distinction.

Free room and board, and soylent green to boot!!!

Ilmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

soylent green is made out of people!!!!!!!

**CBGB** · 09-03-2009, 11:39 AM

I'm kicking around buying my way into heaven too. After all, it comes with a money back guarantee. I could show it to the witnesses that show up at my door.

**Undercover** · 09-03-2009, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by OH REALLY

what if i am....

then you can't really exist and the universe would explode

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