The Best Scam ever! Why didn't I think of this?

[OH REALLY]

i think im a vampire......

[Undercover]

i think im a vampire......

yeah? good luck with that

[OH REALLY]

yeah? good luck with that

what if i am....

[Undercover]

what if i am....

then you can't really exist and the universe would explode

[Cloe85]

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yep i think so...

[TITANIUM]

lmfao... great scams!!!


i wonder.... sounds like they need some healthy compitition... my new company:

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yep i think so...

I called that number and DSM picked up the phone???

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