How far have you gone for your diet (funny)

**vanduhl** · 06-10-2010, 08:18 PM

I just was drivin thru town today and I was driving down fast food lane...fvckin road has 5 places ina row and across from eachother that serve fastfood..anyway..theres a gorcery store amongst all of that fatty goodness...i went in bought a single serve packet of tuna and a arizona/poland spring ice tea water....it sounds corny but it actually made me feel pretty proud of myself. i normally give in to wendys crispy chicken sandwiches with no mayo and a tomato.

mines not funny but i want you guys to post funny ones.....even if they are made up...cause i need a good laugh

**Igifuno** · 06-10-2010, 08:35 PM

When I was bulking one time I'd bring a dozen eggs into my office each day along with a couple cans of beans, tuna, steak n'potatoes and I'd fart like a mf'er pretty constantly. I was like 21 at the time and cared less what people thought.. this one chick complained to the boss about me and she pulled me into her office to discuss my flatulence... I got written up becuase I couldn't stop laughing and farted a 1/2 dozen times while I was getting chewed out for non-stop farting. Yup, I actually got written up for farting... .

**wanabeMASSIVE!** · 06-10-2010, 08:48 PM

Im currently dieting...walked passed a shop and baught a big bag of m&ms... taught fVkit...Y not!

**bjpennnn** · 06-10-2010, 08:57 PM

i eat babys

**vanduhl** · 06-10-2010, 08:59 PM

how come i see the same 6 or 7 of us wherever i go in the lounge? lol

**Igifuno** · 06-10-2010, 09:18 PM

There's usually more of us.. maybe everyones watching the game.. I am doing both..

**stack_it** · 06-10-2010, 09:22 PM

I've brought my own healthy food into fast food restaraunts before. When I had my motorcycle me and some friends would always go riding and they always stopped at fast food places to eat so I just started bringing my own lol.

**bjpennnn** · 06-10-2010, 09:23 PM

Originally Posted by Igifuno

There's usually more of us.. maybe everyones watching the game.. I am doing both..

thats what i am doing

**Friend** · 06-10-2010, 10:04 PM

I've been craving hot and spicy kfc for the past two days. I think i may cave later on..

**Standby** · 06-10-2010, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

I've brought my own healthy food into fast food restaraunts before. When I had my motorcycle me and some friends would always go riding and they always stopped at fast food places to eat so I just started bringing my own lol.

i was asked to leave when i did this lol

**vanduhl** · 06-10-2010, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

I've brought my own healthy food into fast food restaraunts before. When I had my motorcycle me and some friends would always go riding and they always stopped at fast food places to eat so I just started bringing my own lol.

lol...damn dude..props to you

**boxa06** · 06-10-2010, 11:17 PM

I keep a shake in the car with whey and blended oats with a bottle of water incase there isn't healthy food to places I go eg birthdays, peoples houses.. I've literally pretended I've left something in the car like my phone gone to the car and downed a shake!

**stack_it** · 06-10-2010, 11:40 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

i was asked to leave when i did this lol

I got some weird looks but never got kicked out lol.

**stack_it** · 06-10-2010, 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by boxa06

I keep a shake in the car with whey and blended oats with a bottle of water incase there isn't healthy food to places I go eg birthdays, peoples houses.. I've literally pretended I've left something in the car like my phone gone to the car and downed a shake!

I went to a bday party one time and wouldn't eat hardly anything. My gf was like what is one piece of cake and icecream gonna hurt. I told her junk food is like crack and I would start relapsing if I get a taste of it lol.

Man I wish I was still that dedicated. I've fallen in a huge slump the last couple months. Just today I stopped at bk for lunch and ate two whoppers and a large fry lol.

**boxa06** · 06-11-2010, 12:34 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

I went to a bday party one time and wouldn't eat hardly anything. My gf was like what is one piece of cake and icecream gonna hurt. I told her junk food is like crack and I would start relapsing if I get a taste of it lol.

Man I wish I was still that dedicated. I've fallen in a huge slump the last couple months. Just today I stopped at bk for lunch and ate two whoppers and a large fry lol.

I miss whoppers! Haven't had one in 4 years

**fattywarbucks** · 06-11-2010, 07:50 AM

I suck cock for protien...no homo

**vanduhl** · 06-11-2010, 08:02 AM

thats pretty gay

**kameng_41** · 06-11-2010, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by Igifuno

When I was bulking one time I'd bring a dozen eggs into my office each day along with a couple cans of beans, tuna, steak n'potatoes and I'd fart like a mf'er pretty constantly. I was like 21 at the time and cared less what people thought.. this one chick complained to the boss about me and she pulled me into her office to discuss my flatulence... I got written up becuase I couldn't stop laughing and farted a 1/2 dozen times while I was getting chewed out for non-stop farting. Yup, I actually got written up for farting... .

lol protein farts, had them. cured them with protein digesting enzymes

**jbm** · 06-11-2010, 08:25 AM

I'm on my 6th week of test since day 1. I've been eating clean no cheat until week 5, but I'm starting to get depressed, pissed and loosing my motivation then my wife ordered my favorite food I couldn't help it bros.... I ate like an animal. I think it may hurt my cycle but the good thing is I'm back on track... lolol! 1 cheat meal changes lives!

**wanabeMASSIVE!** · 06-11-2010, 09:29 AM

you have your warning...

**wanabeMASSIVE!** · 06-11-2010, 09:34 AM

One more post in this manner and you are gone!!!

Never have I gotten so many complaints on a post in my 5 years here....

**Hazard** · 06-11-2010, 09:36 AM

I told my wife how bad the energy drinks with sugar in them were and her response was "I'm sure they're better than the dark chocolate smores you eat"

~Haz~

**DSM4Life** · 06-11-2010, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by fattywarbucks

I suck cock for protien...no homo

+2 but as long as your thinking of candy while your doing it , not gay.

**vanduhl** · 06-11-2010, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by wanabemassive!

pure protein meal...

what the fvck is this ?!??!?!

**Igifuno** · 06-11-2010, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by vanduhl

what the fvck is this ?!??!?!

x2 dude.. I hope thats fake.. wtf.

**bjpennnn** · 06-11-2010, 03:51 PM

****en disgusting

***Admin*** · 06-11-2010, 04:46 PM

I do not usually intervine in the lounge...but this has gone over the line...

**Hoggage_54** · 06-11-2010, 05:14 PM

Damnit, what happened I missed it

**vanduhl** · 06-11-2010, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

Damnit, what happened I missed it

wannabe put up some fvkked up pic

**Hoggage_54** · 06-11-2010, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by vanduhl

wannabe put up some fvkked up pic

What was it?? a repost??

**bjpennnn** · 06-11-2010, 05:39 PM

pretty gross

**NC600cbr** · 06-11-2010, 06:21 PM

God I miss all the good stuff.

**Igifuno** · 06-11-2010, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by hoggage_54

what was it?? A repost??

lmfao... actually, you don't want to know..

**Hazard** · 06-11-2010, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

What was it?? a repost??

Originally Posted by Igifuno

lmfao... actually, you don't want to know..

He's right.... you don't want to know. I was eating too when I saw it lol.....

I'm not even sure if we can say what it was..... i'll leave that to someone else.....

~Haz~

**NC600cbr** · 06-11-2010, 06:43 PM

Ah - I can guess. Nevermind - I'm glad I missed it.

**Hazard** · 06-11-2010, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by NC600cbr

Ah - I can guess. Nevermind - I'm glad I missed it.

no..... you can't imagine..... i'm telling you LOL - theres no way you'll guess this. You'll only know if someone tells you.....

~Haz~

**gixxerboy1** · 06-11-2010, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by NC600cbr

Ah - I can guess. Nevermind - I'm glad I missed it.

if you can guess your f'd up too

**vanduhl** · 06-11-2010, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

no..... you can't imagine..... i'm telling you LOL - theres no way you'll guess this. You'll only know if someone tells you.....

~Haz~

haz is right....you wont guesssit lol

**NC600cbr** · 06-11-2010, 06:47 PM

well god damnit someone PM me.

**Hoggage_54** · 06-11-2010, 07:06 PM

was it tub girl??

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