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    How far have you gone for your diet (funny)

    I just was drivin thru town today and I was driving down fast food lane...fvckin road has 5 places ina row and across from eachother that serve fastfood..anyway..theres a gorcery store amongst all of that fatty goodness...i went in bought a single serve packet of tuna and a arizona/poland spring ice tea water....it sounds corny but it actually made me feel pretty proud of myself. i normally give in to wendys crispy chicken sandwiches with no mayo and a tomato.

    mines not funny but i want you guys to post funny ones.....even if they are made up...cause i need a good laugh
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    When I was bulking one time I'd bring a dozen eggs into my office each day along with a couple cans of beans, tuna, steak n'potatoes and I'd fart like a mf'er pretty constantly. I was like 21 at the time and cared less what people thought.. this one chick complained to the boss about me and she pulled me into her office to discuss my flatulence... I got written up becuase I couldn't stop laughing and farted a 1/2 dozen times while I was getting chewed out for non-stop farting. Yup, I actually got written up for farting... .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    When I was bulking one time I'd bring a dozen eggs into my office each day along with a couple cans of beans, tuna, steak n'potatoes and I'd fart like a mf'er pretty constantly. I was like 21 at the time and cared less what people thought.. this one chick complained to the boss about me and she pulled me into her office to discuss my flatulence... I got written up becuase I couldn't stop laughing and farted a 1/2 dozen times while I was getting chewed out for non-stop farting. Yup, I actually got written up for farting... .
    lol protein farts, had them. cured them with protein digesting enzymes
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    Im currently dieting...walked passed a shop and baught a big bag of m&ms... taught fVkit...Y not!
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    how come i see the same 6 or 7 of us wherever i go in the lounge? lol
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    There's usually more of us.. maybe everyones watching the game.. I am doing both..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    There's usually more of us.. maybe everyones watching the game.. I am doing both..
    thats what i am doing
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    I've been craving hot and spicy kfc for the past two days. I think i may cave later on..
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    I've brought my own healthy food into fast food restaraunts before. When I had my motorcycle me and some friends would always go riding and they always stopped at fast food places to eat so I just started bringing my own lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I've brought my own healthy food into fast food restaraunts before. When I had my motorcycle me and some friends would always go riding and they always stopped at fast food places to eat so I just started bringing my own lol.
    i was asked to leave when i did this lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    i was asked to leave when i did this lol
    I got some weird looks but never got kicked out lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I've brought my own healthy food into fast food restaraunts before. When I had my motorcycle me and some friends would always go riding and they always stopped at fast food places to eat so I just started bringing my own lol.

    lol...damn dude..props to you
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    I keep a shake in the car with whey and blended oats with a bottle of water incase there isn't healthy food to places I go eg birthdays, peoples houses.. I've literally pretended I've left something in the car like my phone gone to the car and downed a shake!
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    Quote Originally Posted by boxa06 View Post
    I keep a shake in the car with whey and blended oats with a bottle of water incase there isn't healthy food to places I go eg birthdays, peoples houses.. I've literally pretended I've left something in the car like my phone gone to the car and downed a shake!

    I went to a bday party one time and wouldn't eat hardly anything. My gf was like what is one piece of cake and icecream gonna hurt. I told her junk food is like crack and I would start relapsing if I get a taste of it lol.


    Man I wish I was still that dedicated. I've fallen in a huge slump the last couple months. Just today I stopped at bk for lunch and ate two whoppers and a large fry lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I went to a bday party one time and wouldn't eat hardly anything. My gf was like what is one piece of cake and icecream gonna hurt. I told her junk food is like crack and I would start relapsing if I get a taste of it lol.


    Man I wish I was still that dedicated. I've fallen in a huge slump the last couple months. Just today I stopped at bk for lunch and ate two whoppers and a large fry lol.
    I miss whoppers! Haven't had one in 4 years
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    I suck cock for protien...no homo
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    thats pretty gay
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    Quote Originally Posted by fattywarbucks View Post
    I suck cock for protien...no homo
    +2 but as long as your thinking of candy while your doing it , not gay.
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    I'm on my 6th week of test since day 1. I've been eating clean no cheat until week 5, but I'm starting to get depressed, pissed and loosing my motivation then my wife ordered my favorite food I couldn't help it bros.... I ate like an animal. I think it may hurt my cycle but the good thing is I'm back on track... lolol! 1 cheat meal changes lives!
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    you have your warning...
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    One more post in this manner and you are gone!!!


    Never have I gotten so many complaints on a post in my 5 years here....
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    Quote Originally Posted by wanabemassive! View Post


    pure protein meal...
    what the fvck is this ?!??!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    what the fvck is this ?!??!?!
    x2 dude.. I hope thats fake.. wtf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    Damnit, what happened I missed it
    wannabe put up some fvkked up pic
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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    wannabe put up some fvkked up pic
    What was it?? a repost??
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoggage_54 View Post
    what was it?? A repost??
    lmfao... actually, you don't want to know..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    What was it?? a repost??
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    lmfao... actually, you don't want to know..
    He's right.... you don't want to know. I was eating too when I saw it lol.....

    I'm not even sure if we can say what it was..... i'll leave that to someone else.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by NC600cbr View Post
    Ah - I can guess. Nevermind - I'm glad I missed it.
    no..... you can't imagine..... i'm telling you LOL - theres no way you'll guess this. You'll only know if someone tells you.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    no..... you can't imagine..... i'm telling you LOL - theres no way you'll guess this. You'll only know if someone tells you.....

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    Ah - I can guess. Nevermind - I'm glad I missed it.
    if you can guess your f'd up too
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