My Future Wifey

[jbran23]

She deserves her own thread.

[jbran23]

My avy

[jbran23]

Shes canadian and egyption. Kind of a strange combination but I love the results!

[stack_it]

that shirt is way to small for her

[jbran23]

that shirt is way to small for her

I know. She might as well just take it off.

[stack_it]

Yes and I'll keep her warm if she gets cold

[jbran23]

Yes and I'll keep her warm if she gets cold

Hey, thats my future wife your talking about. Hands off unless you want to see what a gram of sus a week can do!

[DCI]

God dam They make irish women like that, that's for sure, most are well hideous.

[Times Roman]

Hey, thats my future wife your talking about. Hands off unless you want to see what a gram of sus a week can do!

when ya throw raw meat to the pak of dogs here, don't act surprised if we do a little barking.

[stack_it]

Hey, thats my future wife your talking about. Hands off unless you want to see what a gram of sus a week can do!

I was taught to share

[Knockout_Power]

My avy

rockin the Italian colours... works for me

[zimmy]

L.M.P...that's a might proper name too.

[teddykgb29]

congrats on the new wife .......

[dec11]

when ya throw raw meat to the pak of dogs here, don't act surprised if we do a little barking.

im kinda thinkin hes bullshitn, im nailing her lol

[big_ron]

I would root her...maybe

[panntastic]

She would drink my bath water!

[SkylineGTR]

id let her sit on my face

[bodybuilder]

Hey bro what the hell are you doing with pics of my girl friend.

[zimmy]

I would hack her admin account

I would root her shell

I would exploit her Bind protocol

lol I could do kinky sounding geek talk forever :P

[zimmy]

I would attack her backdoor :P

[ReX357]

I would attack her backdoor :P

I would flood her.

[calgarian]

u guys are all talk I just fvcked her


j/k

[jbran23]

im kinda thinkin hes bullshitn, im nailing her lol

She would drink my bath water!

Hey bro what the hell are you doing with pics of my girl friend.

u guys are all talk I just fvcked her


j/k

Alright you bastards. I didnt know she was such a dirty, filthy whore. You fvckers can have her. Ive moved on anyway.

Say hello to the new future Mrs. Jbran!

[stack_it]

Alright you bastards. I didnt know she was such a dirty, filthy whore. You fvckers can have her. Ive moved on anyway.

Say hello to the new future Mrs. Jbran!

You can have her. That's my prequel to the avi girl....

[CFforged]

So hot.......

[Pocketbattleship2B]

God dam They make irish women like that, that's for sure, most are well hideous.

I assume you mean Don't make women like that here? Well thats what you get for living in the mountains. Round my neck of the woods there are a good few lookers.

[jbran23]

You can have her. That's my prequel to the avi girl....

She said something about being with a guy with a laughably small penis before she was with me. Didnt know she was talking about you Stack.

[stack_it]

It may be small, but I gave her every bit of my baby carrot!

[jbran23]

It may be small, but I gave her every bit of my baby carrot!

LMAO! I have a friend that always tells girls that it might be small, but its cute! haha.

[stack_it]

LMAO! I have a friend that always tells girls that it might be small, but its cute! haha.

Anytime it gets brought up I say I have a baby carrot. It leaves the girls dieing to find out. If you say you've got a big one it can be a turn off.

Or you can say you have a penis that is 8 half inches. Not 8 and 1/2 inches. Just 8 half inches which would be 4.

[jbran23]

Anytime it gets brought up I say I have a baby carrot. It leaves the girls dieing to find out. If you say you've got a big one it can be a turn off.

Or you can say you have a penis that is 8 half inches. Not 8 and 1/2 inches. Just 8 half inches which would be 4.

Ive used the small penis strategy quite a few times. Like you say, it gets them good and curious and also only leaves room for improvement if you do hit it. Ranks right up there with ignoring them for half the night acting like you arent interested. Makes them wonder whats wrong with them that you arent all over them and they end up chasing you instead of the other way around.

I like the half inches thing. haha. Will half to give it a try. Probably works great when the girls are good and drunk and arent paying attention too well.

[spywizard]

she's got kinda big hands, not that there's anything wrong with that..

[D7M]

^^She has hands?

I didn't notice

[jbran23]

she's got kinda big hands, not that there's anything wrong with that..

Why are you looking at her hands? Until you mentioned it I didnt even know she had any.