What steroids are safe to take while on probation w/ UA?

[tatortotajigalo]

Hey guys, I really want to run a cycle but am extremely worried about my UA tests for county probation. I am hearing that no steroid will be tested for/detected in a UA. Is this true? What products can I take that are PROVEN to not show up?

Thanks a ton.

[BlueWaffle21]

A great diet never shows up!!! What are your stats?

[MuscleInk]

A great diet never shows up!!! What are your stats?

Of course not. They want to start at the finish line.

He's 20.....FYI

[tatortotajigalo]

A great diet never shows up!!! What are your stats?

Not looking for any critiquing. Thanks though. Got it all down to a T. Been against cycling for the longest time but all of my workout partners do it and I am really wanting to do it for the mental strength. I can tell between their cycles that are much more motivated in the gym and the intensity is insane. I've done a few cycles of test prop and a50 in the passed, but was not worried about probation at the time.

[JohnnnyBlazzze]

I'm pretty sure probation only runs the urine test that only test for canabis, cocaine, phetamines, and opiates. At least that's all they tested for when I was on probation about 8 years ago....could have changed. I don't think they would waste money to expand there drug testing for people on probation.

Parole might be a different story.

[tatortotajigalo]

I may stick to peptides for now.

[not so slim]

I ran a cycle of test E and Deca on parole

[swm1972]

I've known people arrested for steroids that were put on probation and never tested for steroids (only illicit drug like pot/coke). That said there are ways to get busted for steroids beyond a piss test and risking it while on probation seems like a bad idea. Why risk going to jail?

[tatortotajigalo]

I've known people arrested for steroids that were put on probation and never tested for steroids (only illicit drug like pot/coke). That said there are ways to get busted for steroids beyond a piss test and risking it while on probation seems like a bad idea. Why risk going to jail?

My only concern is the piss test. Every other aspect is taken care of and literally bust proof.

[Bonaparte]

Urinalysis is the most effective method for detecting AAS use (because they are fat-soluble and their metabolites will be excreted in urine long after they would be detectable in blood). But that requires much more elaborate and expensive testing than your standard 5 or 10 rec drug panel.

[Capebuffalo]

Probation at 20 on steroids may lead to parole at 21?

[Tigershark]

Well let us see. You are on probation and want to be in possession of a class 4 drug. I am going to go out on a limb here and say that is not wise. Besides the fact you are 20.

[system admin]

I have never heard of probation testing for steroids. Only looking for street drugs.

[stpete]

They don't. I was on probation for 2 years and to drop once a month. Ran a couple cycles in that time and as close as they came to testing was my p.o. telling me once that i was looking good. Asked how often i worked out. That was it.

[spywizard]

Not looking for any critiquing. Thanks though. Got it all down to a T. Been against cycling for the longest time but all of my workout partners do it and I am really wanting to do it for the mental strength. I can tell between their cycles that are much more motivated in the gym and the intensity is insane. I've done a few cycles of test prop and a50 in the passed, but was not worried about probation at the time.

well, sounds like your workout partners got you covered.. .

good luck with that..


so you are a criminal on probation looking to purchase and consume a felony substance??? is that right??

[Capebuffalo]

well, sounds like your workout partners got you covered.. .

good luck with that..


so you are a criminal on probation looking to purchase and consume a felony substance??? is that right??

Well if you put it like that. It just sounds stupid.

[redhawk01]

There's gear for mental strength ?

[tatortotajigalo]

Probation at 20 on steroids may lead to parole at 21?

Made me lol.

well, sounds like your workout partners got you covered.. .

good luck with that..


so you are a criminal on probation looking to purchase and consume a felony substance??? is that right??

That is correct.

There's gear for mental strength ?

No need to be a smartass when you know exactly what I mean. Typical GM owner.

[PT]

Your fine. I have yet to hear of a state testing for steroids. If you need help with a cycle post your stats and goals and we will be happy to help

[t-dogg]

If you have it all figured out, why are you asking questions? Besides wouldnt getting your life together be better then having extra fun and make more sense?



Hmm, to be 20 again...

[noon]

It all sounds funny
I can remember doing some odd things at twenty that I would never do now
may I ask why you are on parole. ?

[>Good Luck<]

Wouldn't it suck to get a breach of probation for some increased mental strength? I'd go with a pre-workout drink if that's all your after. No-xplode or jacked are popular. Caffein products as well. Your 20 dude, do you really want to mess up the next 40+ years for some gains?

[Misery13]

I'm out on parole for a totally non-violent crime. Hahahahahahaha

[Misery13]

But on a more serious note. Your a 20 yr old out on parole who has multiple cycles under his belt. You should already know that deca is the best route if your subject to UA's.

[system admin]

Tator, your question was totally valid. I would first highly suggest that you think twice before doing ANYTHING that could land you in prison. But to answer your question, I have not ever heard of someone getting tested for steroids on probation or parole, but better your freedom on what you get from a message board would not be wise. The choice is yours, but if you can wait... WAIT

[spywizard]

have they tested you yet??? how did it go.?? 5 or 10 panel test??

[tatortotajigalo]

If you have it all figured out, why are you asking questions? Besides wouldnt getting your life together be better then having extra fun and make more sense?



Hmm, to be 20 again...

I have the cycle all figured out. Just waiting on this.

Wouldn't it suck to get a breach of probation for some increased mental strength? I'd go with a pre-workout drink if that's all your after. No-xplode or jacked are popular. Caffein products as well. Your 20 dude, do you really want to mess up the next 40+ years for some gains?

Those do absolutely nothing for me. For some reason, I have always had a VERY high tolerance for anything I put in my body. 12 beers = fine. I'm really not sure why?

I'm out on parole for a totally non-violent crime. Hahahahahahaha

Same here. Wreckless driving, street racing.

Tator, your question was totally valid. I would first highly suggest that you think twice before doing ANYTHING that could land you in prison. But to answer your question, I have not ever heard of someone getting tested for steroids on probation or parole, but better your freedom on what you get from a message board would not be wise. The choice is yours, but if you can wait... WAIT

I think this is the best choice.

have they tested you yet??? how did it go.?? 5 or 10 panel test??

Not sure, I will ask my lawyer to obtain this info. Yes I have been tested.

[system admin]

Welcome to the community Tator

[tatortotajigalo]

Welcome to the community Tator

Something tells me we've met in another forum, no? Anyways, thanks fellow Texan.

[Metalject]

I've only heard of one person in my lifetime that I knew of who was tested due to parole. A guy I knew at my gym did 6yrs for manufacturing steroids, he was tested for steroids once a month after he got out. At least this is what he told me, if he was telling the truth I don't know but that's the only situation I've ever heard of where someone on probation/parole was tested.

[redhawk01]

No need to be a smartass when you know exactly what I mean. Typical GM owner.[/QUOTE]

sorry man. in one of those moods that day. i know what you meant. have you looked into nootropics? mental clarity/focus.

[Gi812Many]

My cousin is a federal parole officer...He is reading this with me as we speak...LOL Know this sounds BS but he is. He also Juices...LOL He says it depends on the State because they vary as to which panel they test with. Generally with what your looking at its a 5-12 panel test which none of them test for AAS. You would have to get blood work done and its just to costly for the state or even at the Fed level. Stay away from Rec. drugs and or alcohol (if your not supposed to drink). Other than that he has never heard of anyone testing for steroids in his 7 year career. But, he says you may want to take this a bit more serious. The jail time wouldnt be much if you got caught with gear, you would lose money but recoup (attorney's). Your record is what would more than likely effect you the most through your life, which could possibly have you one day making desperate decisions because your not happy with the job you have, way life has been going, etc. Then your a repeat offender...thats what the statistics suggest is reality. Then you can meet my cousin who is one of the scariest people youll ever see but is the biggest push over ***** on the planet!

[stpete]

^^^^ Yep.