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    Holiday hard ons

    So its just dawned on me that im away for 10 days with my girlfriend abroad in the summer and im not going to be able to bring any dick pills with me.

    At this moment thats a big issue...

    Has anyone ever frontloaded a massive dose of cialis before to make it last ages?

    Its either that or i run a couple of hundred mg of test e for a few weeks before hand to make sure im rock hard.

    Maybe nebido will have picked up the slack by then, who knows.

    Thoughts?

    Lots of love
    The big 19 yo softie xoxo

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    Curious why you can’t take them with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Curious why you can’t take them with you.
    Its a prescription only medication as far as i know. I would think there would be some trouble at the airport if im stopped with ugl or rc cialis. Even pharma grade i feel like id be asked if i have a prescription.

    I might be wrong

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    Put them in a aspirin bottle and problem solved.

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    One of my employees also works for the tsa. He says the are only trained to spot things that can bring a plane down. Can your cialis tabs explode? Lol
    Imagine if airport security had to make sure every pill was legit and every person had a script. It would be insane. Throw them in an aspirin bottle like diesel said and you should be fine. Def dont bring oils though. Liquids are another story

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    I put "stuff" in caps when I fly or use recycled script bottles

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    Yep and for 10 days you only need a handful of pills. Put them in a condom and stuff em up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by diesel101 View Post
    Put them in a aspirin bottle and problem solved.
    Then keyster the aspirin bottle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Then keyster the aspirin bottle.
    Beat you by one minute

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    Call me extremely para but whatever soloution it is its not bringing cialis in my luggage.

    I might cut a fold of skin back in the inside of my leg and put them inside then stich it back together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    Call me extremely para but whatever soloution it is its not bringing cialis in my luggage.

    I might cut a fold of skin back in the inside of my leg and put them inside then stich it back together.
    Why not throw some into a vitamin bottle, or something?

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    Every thread with guys asking if they can take orals are told dont risk it.

    Why are bright purple pills that arent vitamins any different?


    Might just load up of 60mg and pin some short test before i leave

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    I have traveled hundreds of times and TSA has never opened a pill bottle and inspected it. Unless your security in the UK is a lot tighter than the USA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Bottom line, if you're having problems taking care of the little woman just reach out. I'll pinch hit.
    That is the sign of true friend to take one for the team

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    Get some tight boxer briefs get a little sock put all the meds you don’t want seen in the sock and put the sock in your jock or under your balls problem solved..you could also stick it in your ass but that’s not my preferred method (unless I gotta get my shank out in the yard)

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    Lol thanks guys ill keep it in mind.

    Kel youre going to need to give me your number again. The mrs has lost it

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    lol thanks guys ill keep it in mind.

    Kel youre going to need to give me your number again. The mrs has lost it
    +1 312-ou812

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    Call me extremely para but whatever soloution it is its not bringing cialis in my luggage.

    I might cut a fold of skin back in the inside of my leg and put them inside then stich it back together.
    This

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    Quote Originally Posted by KINGKONG View Post
    Get some tight boxer briefs get a little sock put all the meds you don’t want seen in the sock and put the sock in your jock or under your balls problem solved..you could also stick it in your ass but that’s not my preferred method (unless I gotta get my shank out in the yard)
    That will look funny in the X-ray machine

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    Just stash ever how many pills you need in a small ziplock back and secret the bag somewhere inconspicuous in your clothing. They won't set off a metal detector or a bomb sniffer and unless you trip some behavioral alarm that calls for you to be skin searched (or are on a watch list), no one will ever find them.



    OT but I knew a couple of Rooskies who were big-time world travelers and adventurers. They each had made a small incision on the inside of their upper arm, inserted a sterilized diamond and then sewed it shut. That way if they were in some third-world shit-hole and got their ass in a crack for schtupping the mayor's twin daughters or trying to buy a couple of grams of China white, and they needed a large dose of ready cash to buy their way out of trouble, all they needed was a small sharp knife (which they naturally always carried) or even a pair of nail clippers to remove the diamond.

    Which was great for concealment but shit for value because you couldn't have detected them without an X-Ray or some such, but diamond prices are so artificially inflated they're not even remotely fungible. But they were willing to accept the loss because there's no way they could have transported metal specie so securely and covertly, and this could as much as be "save your life" money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollowedzeus View Post
    Its a prescription only medication as far as i know. I would think there would be some trouble at the airport if im stopped with ugl or rc cialis. Even pharma grade i feel like id be asked if i have a prescription.

    I might be wrong
    You wouldn't have any troubles at all traveling with ED meds. I do it often all over the world.

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    If you preload like you are talking about, get ready for one hell of a headache! Just take them with you, worst case they'll just confiscate them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beetlegeuse View Post
    Just stash ever how many pills you need in a small ziplock back and secret the bag somewhere inconspicuous in your clothing. They won't set off a metal detector or a bomb sniffer and unless you trip some behavioral alarm that calls for you to be skin searched (or are on a watch list), no one will ever find them.



    OT but I knew a couple of Rooskies who were big-time world travelers and adventurers. They each had made a small incision on the inside of their upper arm, inserted a sterilized diamond and then sewed it shut. That way if they were in some third-world shit-hole and got their ass in a crack for schtupping the mayor's twin daughters or trying to buy a couple of grams of China white, and they needed a large dose of ready cash to buy their way out of trouble, all they needed was a small sharp knife (which they naturally always carried) or even a pair of nail clippers to remove the diamond.

    Which was great for concealment but shit for value because you couldn't have detected them without an X-Ray or some such, but diamond prices are so artificially inflated they're not even remotely fungible. But they were willing to accept the loss because there's no way they could have transported metal specie so securely and covertly, and this could as much as be "save your life" money.
    I agree with beetlegeuse.
    Sew them in your arm.

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    Plug them mate if it bothers you that much

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    no, no plugging, no sewing, none of that.

    put them in ur suitcase and go. put them in a pocket of a pair of pants if u feel better.

    for the love of god, do not plug or sew this shit in your arm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    no, no plugging, no sewing, none of that.

    put them in ur suitcase and go. put them in a pocket of a pair of pants if u feel better.

    for the love of god, do not plug or sew this shit in your arm.
    We were kidding lol would be funny as hell if someone stuck it up the pooper "to be safe" LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by ALIN View Post
    You wouldn't have any troubles at all traveling with ED meds. I do it often all over the world.
    Alin's right. I travel endlessly with all kinds of crap... Even US DOMESTIC with oils and pins..... But always the "little blue pills" international or otherwise. I have a pill box with fish oil, vitamin D, a few aspirin, Etc... I just dump all my other pills in there as well. No one has ever asked me to sort that out.

    Now IF you're worried about being caught by your lady friend... Well there's another matter. If that's the issue were probably back to 'concealed' carry.

    Best of luck,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    no, no plugging, no sewing, none of that.

    put them in ur suitcase and go. put them in a pocket of a pair of pants if u feel better.

    for the love of god, do not plug or sew this shit in your arm.
    It was a joke moose lol forgot to put the smiley emoji on

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    It was a joke moose lol forgot to put the smiley emoji on
    I was serious.
    The slow release would last for weeks.
    Might lose an arm but you will have a hard on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    I was serious.
    The slow release would last for weeks.
    Might lose an arm but you will have a hard on.
    Nothing would surprise me obs what you claim to be serious about. Infact i except nothing less
    Last edited by marcus300; 04-11-2018 at 11:52 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Nothing would surprise me obs what claim to be serious about. Infact i except nothing less
    Thats sweet of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Thats sweet of you.
    I hope you expect nothing less than sweet from your British friend x

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    I was serious.
    The slow release would last for weeks.
    Might lose an arm but you will have a hard on.
    No. These are medications with an approximate half-life, not radioactive isotopes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tarmyg View Post
    No. These are medications with an approximate half-life, not radioactive isotopes.
    Smaller words for obs remember

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    What's wrong about plugging? It's an effective way to bypass the liver, if needed.

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    you fvcks had me going...

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    It’s cialis not a banned substance. Worst that can happen is they take them off your hands and use them their selves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tarmyg View Post
    No. These are medications with an approximate half-life, not radioactive isotopes.
    The approximate half life is via oral administration.

    Tren ace has a short half life but in its original form (finaplix) it is administered in the ear of cattle for slow release.

    I have a ral-gro gun around. If he is interested I can shoot twenty caps into his ears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bizzarro View Post
    What's wrong about plugging? It's an effective way to bypass the liver, if needed.
    Still no girls huh bizz

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