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    You won't believe who Glock USA replaced Gunny R Lee Ermey with

    Chuck fuckin' Norris.

    GLOCK, Inc. Announces Legendary Spokesperson Chuck Norris

    SMYRNA, GA—April 8, 2019—GLOCK, Inc., a leading innovator and global manufacturer of firearms, today announced its new spokesperson—legendary world champion martial artist, actor, producer, philanthropist and entrepreneur Chuck Norris.

    As a company driven by a commitment to perfection, relentless innovation and disciplined precision, GLOCK was seeking a spokesperson that exemplifies the same characteristics and principles. The parallels between GLOCK and Norris deliver an authentic, fun and legendary alignment of brands.

    “Chuck Norris revolutionized and ushered martial arts into the American mainstream just like GLOCK revolutionized firearms by inventing and commercializing polymer-based pistols and the SAFE ACTION® System” said Josh Dorsey, Vice President of GLOCK, Inc. “Having him represent the GLOCK brand brings two iconic names together that are mutually committed to perfection and their fan base. We couldn’t be more excited about this partnership.”

    The collaboration will include traditional, digital and social campaigns as well as public appearances, the first being at the NRA Annual Conference in Indianapolis April 26-27, 2019.

    “I’m honored to partner with this world-renowned brand,” said Norris. “The values that I have built my life and brand on—tough, real, constant and powerful—are echoed in everything that GLOCK does and creates. Let me put it this way, if I ever decided to go into firearms, there would be no point—I would just be recreating what GLOCK has already built. The only thing that would change is the name.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beetlegeuse View Post
    Chuck fuckin' Norris.

    GLOCK, Inc. Announces Legendary Spokesperson Chuck Norris

    SMYRNA, GA—April 8, 2019—GLOCK, Inc., a leading innovator and global manufacturer of firearms, today announced its new spokesperson—legendary world champion martial artist, actor, producer, philanthropist and entrepreneur Chuck Norris.

    As a company driven by a commitment to perfection, relentless innovation and disciplined precision, GLOCK was seeking a spokesperson that exemplifies the same characteristics and principles. The parallels between GLOCK and Norris deliver an authentic, fun and legendary alignment of brands.

    “Chuck Norris revolutionized and ushered martial arts into the American mainstream just like GLOCK revolutionized firearms by inventing and commercializing polymer-based pistols and the SAFE ACTION® System” said Josh Dorsey, Vice President of GLOCK, Inc. “Having him represent the GLOCK brand brings two iconic names together that are mutually committed to perfection and their fan base. We couldn’t be more excited about this partnership.”

    The collaboration will include traditional, digital and social campaigns as well as public appearances, the first being at the NRA Annual Conference in Indianapolis April 26-27, 2019.

    “I’m honored to partner with this world-renowned brand,” said Norris. “The values that I have built my life and brand on—tough, real, constant and powerful—are echoed in everything that GLOCK does and creates. Let me put it this way, if I ever decided to go into firearms, there would be no point—I would just be recreating what GLOCK has already built. The only thing that would change is the name.”

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    I saw this this morning. Bad ass.

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    What's not to love here! Glocks and Chuck Norris. Hellz yeah! What Glocks do members have or wish they had? I carry a Glock 43 90% of the time and a S&W 38 snub the other.

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    The memes alone were worth the endoresement...
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    G29 decked out
    -tritium TFO sights
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    GLOCKS are the best hands down. I argue this with other people often who obviously have never owned a Glock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashop View Post
    GLOCKS are the best hands down. I argue this with other people often who obviously have never owned a Glock.
    Glocks are great for what they are

    No nonsense, no extra fluff. Pull trigger gun goes bang.

    Now, CZ those are beautiful beautiful guns

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    Glock sucks ass.
    It is for tiny bitch hands and like a little plastic brick with a trigger.

    No ergonomics.
    No forward weight for steadiness.

    This one is my girlfriends.
    Last edited by Obs; 04-10-2019 at 11:51 PM.

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    Apparently I have been blocked from adding attachments in response to Alin....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Glock sucks ass.
    It is for tiny bitch hands and like a little plastic brick with a trigger.

    No ergonomics.
    No forward weight for steadiness.

    This one is my girlfriends.
    Try 20, 21, 29 or 30.

    Those are the large frame Glocks. Very much like holding a 2x4.

    The 17, 19, 26, 22, 23, 27, 31, 32,33 my small hands engulf those models.

    The other 4 I listed, I can't get fingers to touch

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    My picture wont post.
    Are pictures of guns blocked on the forum now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    My picture wont post.
    Are pictures of guns blocked on the forum now?
    Not that I know of, Obs. My pics are upside down, but they're loading.
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    I just realized Chuck is 79 years old. I saw him on a USO tour in Iraq in '07 and remember they said then he was 68.

    Maybe that's Glocks version of planned obsolescence. Hire really old guys as spokesmen, then they die off before their retirement plan in vested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beetlegeuse View Post
    I just realized Chuck is 79 years old. I saw him on a USO tour in Iraq in '07 and remember they said then he was 68.

    Maybe that's Glocks version of planned obsolescence. Hire really old guys as spokesmen, then they die off before their retirement plan in vested.
    He's 79?!?

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