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  1. 08-03-2008, 09:35 PM #1
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    The 'I didnt get laid' thread

    Have you ever come home from a big night out and just wanted to kill yourself because you didnt get laid? Well here is the place!
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    A thread about not pulling the trigger, this should be funny.
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    Wow, how did you come up with such an original thread Jokers99?

    I'm calling "plagiarism" on this one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamish&Andy View Post
    Wow, how did you come up with such an original thread Jokers99?

    I'm calling "plagiarism" on this one
    Just popped into my head out of nowhere. HONESTLY.
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    Well i wish i could post here, but i got laid some one the board memeber's mom's lol ... not saying who but someone
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    you MF!!
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    doesnt happen to me. ill be over in the just got laid thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    doesnt happen to me. ill be over in the just got laid thread.
    Hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by jokers99 View Post
    have you ever come home from a big night out and just wanted to kill yourself because you didnt get laid? Well here is the place!
    lmao!
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    Good thread, I'm actually heading out to a girl's place in about an hour or so, I will post the results tonight or tomorrow. God I love the single life!!!
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    LOL I'm MARRIED and I'l probably be posting a lot in here...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugger02 View Post
    LOL I'm MARRIED and I'l probably be posting a lot in here...
    LMAO^^^^^ that's priceless, and i hope your wife doesn't see that, or i guarentee you'll be living in this thread
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    LOL that would suck
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    i never get laid but you all know that lol
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    What? Do you have carpal tunnell syndrome? LOL
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    I never get laid either ruhl, its all good
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    i always get it,too much i think
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    What the he**, why does no one get laid
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    Quote Originally Posted by RangersLTW View Post
    What the he**, why does no one get laid
    I'd rather play with myself than have meaningless sex.
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    Nah you just need someone that help you thru some tough times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    I never get laid either ruhl, its all good
    i could say something about how we could change that together lol but last time i did that on this website i got my heart broked
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i could say something about how we could change that together lol but last time i did that on this website i got my heart broked
    haha aw
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    I'd rather play with myself than have meaningless sex.
    i concur, i'm a romantic i guess but i don't think the whole random sex thing is cool at all
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i could say something about how we could change that together lol but last time i did that on this website i got my heart broked

    Sorry I turned you down, Ruhl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI View Post
    Sorry I turned you down, Ruhl.
    not a joking matter....i still think about her.....was last night as a matter of fact
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i concur, i'm a romantic i guess but i don't think the whole random sex thing is cool at all
    yeah, the past year the sex hasn't been good at all so I'd rather just not have it
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    Dam this is depressing. I am going to Orlando saturday and I am going to swing by and pick up Ruhl
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    yeah, the past year the sex hasn't been good at all so I'd rather just not have it
    Thats sad I feel bad for you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
    Thats sad I feel bad for you
    haha its not that bad. Actually, I lied. I know the next 6 weeks on var will be hell. I can't even get through a set of squats without getting...aroused? haha
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    Ruhl were u at? I really am going to orlando?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    haha its not that bad. Actually, I lied. I know the next 6 weeks on var will be hell. I can't even get through a set of squats without getting...aroused? haha
    well when i gets to be too much to bear, find a guy that is on test and hasn't been laid in a few weeks(hint: keep reading this thread for ideas, lol) guarenteed amazing sex
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    haha its not that bad. Actually, I lied. I know the next 6 weeks on var will be hell. I can't even get through a set of squats without getting...aroused? haha
    You get aroused doing squats?? Thats something new. I usually get aroused WATCHING girls do their squats.
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    ^^^^lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
    You get aroused doing squats?? Thats something new. I usually get aroused WATCHING girls do their squats.
    haha only on var.


    and phate!! that would be meaningless sex, no me gusta
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    haha only on var.


    and phate!! that would be meaningless sex, no me gusta
    lol, you're so difficult!!!! jp, well then when you're in a relationship give him some methyltestosterone pills, lol jpjp
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotpink View Post
    haha only on var.


    and phate!! that would be meaningless sex, no me gusta
    That bewilders me. You got a dirty little mind. But thats not a bad thing, wish I had a girl with a high sex drive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
    That bewilders me. You got a dirty little mind. But thats not a bad thing, wish I had a girl with a high sex drive.
    yeah, its a little weird. High sex drive and not sexually active. How do I live?
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    Ya how do you live?
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    Exactly how do you live. Your gonna be in a straight jacket if you don't get it together.
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    Has my thread been hijacked? Hey has it HOTPINK? I'll let you off coz i love you.
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