The 'I didnt get laid' thread

[N*E*R*D]

Have you ever come home from a big night out and just wanted to kill yourself because you didnt get laid? Well here is the place!

[RangersLTW]

A thread about not pulling the trigger, this should be funny.

[GT2]

Wow, how did you come up with such an original thread Jokers99?

I'm calling "plagiarism" on this one

[N*E*R*D]

Wow, how did you come up with such an original thread Jokers99?

I'm calling "plagiarism" on this one

Just popped into my head out of nowhere. HONESTLY.

[gst528i]

Well i wish i could post here, but i got laid some one the board memeber's mom's lol ... not saying who but someone

[Edgar]

you MF!!

[Dukkit]

doesnt happen to me. ill be over in the just got laid thread.

[Jakspro]

doesnt happen to me. ill be over in the just got laid thread.

Hahaha

[abbot138]

have you ever come home from a big night out and just wanted to kill yourself because you didnt get laid? Well here is the place!

lmao!

[Hoggage_54]

Good thread, I'm actually heading out to a girl's place in about an hour or so, I will post the results tonight or tomorrow. God I love the single life!!!

[Rugger02]

LOL I'm MARRIED and I'l probably be posting a lot in here...

[Phate]

LOL I'm MARRIED and I'l probably be posting a lot in here...

LMAO^^^^^ that's priceless, and i hope your wife doesn't see that, or i guarentee you'll be living in this thread

[RangersLTW]

LOL that would suck

[RuhlFreak55]

i never get laid but you all know that lol

[MeanMachine2000]

i never get laid but you all know that lol

I haven't been on this board for like a year and your still not gettin laid. Dude you really need to get out more maybe go to a seminar see a love guru or somethin......that or maybe we can all pitch in and get you an nice classy hooker

[Skully44420]

yep i live in this thread now...fvck giving ex's chances

[Chitown Raider]

I haven't been on this board for like a year and your still not gettin laid. Dude you really need to get out more maybe go to a seminar see a love guru or somethin......that or maybe we can all pitch in and get you an nice classy hooker

LMAO

yep i live in this thread now...fvck giving ex's chances

There's a reason why they are a ex. Move on bro.

[Skully44420]

There's a reason why they are a ex. Move on bro.

yeah man..i actually thought i was moved on...hadn't talked to her in a while then she called me and was like i wanna hang out...i couldn't say no...she's pretty hot(ask dukki LOL) and its been a while for me..

[RuhlFreak55]

Can I ask U why?

cause i was/ am in love with her regardless of what anyone believes happened between us. I got attached, and now i can't get her out of my head very easily

I haven't gotten laid in like...... 12 houuurrrss!!!!!!!!!

awww poor baby, i haven't gotten laid in........(thinking.......thinking....).......like a year and nine months now i think

I haven't been on this board for like a year and your still not gettin laid. Dude you really need to get out more maybe go to a seminar see a love guru or somethin......that or maybe we can all pitch in and get you an nice classy hooker

i would definitely go for a hooker if i knew she wasn't gonna give me a deadly disease

[lcstriker07]

Sounds like all of our sock drawers get a good amount of attention! LOL

Me and My girl are celibate... me-><-my friends

[dan991]

cause i was/ am in love with her regardless of what anyone believes happened between us. I got attached, and now i can't get her out of my head very easily



awww poor baby, i haven't gotten laid in........(thinking.......thinking....).......like a year and nine months now i think



i would definitely go for a hooker if i knew she wasn't gonna give me a deadly disease

I remember you. It's been 3 years. Didn't I start a Paypal donation site to buy you some KY and a blow up doll?

[MeanMachine2000]

i would definitely go for a hooker if i knew she wasn't gonna give me a deadly disease

Maybe you'll get lucky and only get the clap....easily treated......a two week cycle and your back in buisness

[Skully44420]

Maybe you'll get lucky and only get the clap....easily treated......a two week cycle and your back in buisness

lmao!!...a friend of mine has had it like 3 times

[RangersLTW]

What? Do you have carpal tunnell syndrome? LOL

[hotpink]

I never get laid either ruhl, its all good

[RuhlFreak55]

I never get laid either ruhl, its all good

i could say something about how we could change that together lol but last time i did that on this website i got my heart broked

[hotpink]

i could say something about how we could change that together lol but last time i did that on this website i got my heart broked

haha aw

[StoneGRMI]

i could say something about how we could change that together lol but last time i did that on this website i got my heart broked

Sorry I turned you down, Ruhl.

[RuhlFreak55]

Sorry I turned you down, Ruhl.

not a joking matter....i still think about her.....was last night as a matter of fact

[Chitown Raider]

not a joking matter....i still think about her.....was last night as a matter of fact

Can I ask U why?

[FREAK]

i always get it,too much i think

[RangersLTW]

What the he**, why does no one get laid

[hotpink]

What the he**, why does no one get laid

I'd rather play with myself than have meaningless sex.

[RuhlFreak55]

I'd rather play with myself than have meaningless sex.

i concur, i'm a romantic i guess but i don't think the whole random sex thing is cool at all

[hotpink]

i concur, i'm a romantic i guess but i don't think the whole random sex thing is cool at all

yeah, the past year the sex hasn't been good at all so I'd rather just not have it

[Reed]

yeah, the past year the sex hasn't been good at all so I'd rather just not have it

Thats sad I feel bad for you

[RangersLTW]

Nah you just need someone that help you thru some tough times.

[RangersLTW]

Dam this is depressing. I am going to Orlando saturday and I am going to swing by and pick up Ruhl

[RangersLTW]

Ruhl were u at? I really am going to orlando?

[RangersLTW]

^^^^lol