virgin

**bigeater** · 09-13-2006, 01:48 PM

I am a 23-year old virgin(Loser). I am a virgin because I have bitch tits, small shoulders(rotator cuff problems) and I have at least at least 50 moles. I am also shy. I have almost social anxiety for girls? I have a boring shit job with low payment because I am too shy to go to school and if I go to school I don´t know what to study. I am too depressed to keep and get any friends.
That´s why I am a virgin. I don´t want anyone to feel sorry for me or anything. Do you think that I should be with a prostitute to lose my virginity or that I should save my money and go to a plastic surgery and to a psychologist? Don´t say that I should start go to the gym. I have lifting weights on and off since I was 16 years old and now I focus on cardio to get rid of my chest fat.

**Hellmaskbanned** · 09-13-2006, 01:50 PM

Find and **** some hoodrats. You start at the bottom of the foodchain then work up and youll gain confidence.

Either that or find a job that makes alot of cash. Pathetic or not girls love $ more than somebodys looks.

+ Make a workout routine for yourself and follow it....Consistancy is the key!

**XmotorX** · 09-13-2006, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by Hellmask

Find and **** some hoodrats. You start at the bottom of the foodchain then work up and youll gain confidence.

Either that or find a job that makes alot of cash. Pathetic or not girls love $ more than somebodys looks.

+ Make a workout routine for yourself and follow it....Consistancy is the key!

Haha. He has a point even the ugliest man alive can sleep with a supermodel if he's loaded.

**audis4** · 09-13-2006, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by XmotorX

Haha. He has a point even the ugliest man alive can sleep with a supermodel if he's loaded.

Donald Trump and his supermodel wife

**bigeater** · 09-13-2006, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by Hellmask

Find and **** some hoodrats. You start at the bottom of the foodchain then work up and youll gain confidence.

Either that or find a job that makes alot of cash. Pathetic or not girls love $ more than somebodys looks.

+ Make a workout routine for yourself and follow it....Consistancy is the key!

don´t I need to go to college first to get a job that makes a lot of cash. If I´m going to to college I first need to study for like two years to get higher grades. I am to shy to get a social job.

***G-1000*** · 09-13-2006, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by bigeater

don´t I need to go to college first to get a job that makes a lot of cash. If I´m going to to college I first need to study for like two years to get higher grades. I am to shy to get a social job.

Then go see a shrink. You have more problems then we can help you with.

**AnabolicAndre** · 09-13-2006, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by gsxxr

Then go see a shrink. You have more problems then we can help you with.

Seriously, this kid has more problems than a math book.

**XmotorX** · 09-13-2006, 02:24 PM

You're talking to people here, that's a start. Just change that attitude a little. You need to be more upbeat. Just have fun. Don't even think about whether they're gonna like you or not. Nobody is liked by everyone.

**Lucius Leftfoot** · 09-13-2006, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by Hellmask

Find and **** some hoodrats. You start at the bottom of the foodchain then work up and youll gain confidence.

Either that or find a job that makes alot of cash. Pathetic or not girls love $ more than somebodys looks.

+ Make a workout routine for yourself and follow it....Consistancy is the key!

i couldn't agree with mr. hellmask more...i narrowly evaded graduating without gettin laid. my solution was some ozzy tickets, alcohol, and a fat girl. it did the trick, and like he said before...you gotta start somewhere.

**XmotorX** · 09-13-2006, 01:52 PM

I don't think a prostitute is the solution. Just keep working your chest and don't worry so much. Girls go for guys with confidence so just pretend if you have to. Haha. Sorry. And they're really not that scary, just don't go for the hottest girl ever, first, start lower and work your way up. And you don't have to sleep with ALL OF THEM just get used to talking to them and hanging out.

**bigeater** · 09-13-2006, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by XmotorX

I don't think a prostitute is the solution. Just keep working your chest and don't worry so much. Girls go for guys with confidence so just pretend if you have to. Haha. Sorry. And they're really not that scary, just don't go for the hottest girl ever, first, start lower and work your way up. And you don't have to sleep with ALL OF THEM just get used to talking to them and hanging out.

I don´t have low self-confidence. I think I need to go to a psychologist or someone that can hypnotise me or something.

**MAJOR25** · 09-13-2006, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by bigeater

I don´t have low self-confidence. I think I need to go to a psychologist or someone that can hypnotise me or something.

HYPNOTISE? HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!....you don't want some one to hypnotise u then fvck the shit out of u...that's not a good way to loose your virginity...j/j

I'm not a pimp but I started with girls that had cushing for the pushing, then I moved up to the next level and so on....

Have u seen the "40Year Old Virgin" If not then watch it....j/j

dress to impress...,
be loud and don't be shy...
Maybe drink about 4-6 beers at the club to loosen up a little...

After u get a thick girl....

Make sure that in your first fvck..... once u nut don't stop and keep going....make your self stay hard then she will be talking about u to her friends...then u fvck her friens too...

**IronFreakX** · 09-13-2006, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by MAJOR25

HYPNOTISE? HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!....you don't want some one to hypnotise u then fvck the shit out of u...that's not a good way to loose your virginity...j/j

I'm not a pimp but I started with girls that had cushing for the pushing, then I moved up to the next level and so on....

Have u seen the "40Year Old Virgin" If not then watch it....j/j

dress to impress...,
be loud and don't be shy...
Maybe drink about 4-6 beers at the club to loosen up a little...

After u get a thick girl....

Make sure that in your first fvck..... once u nut don't stop and keep going....make your self stay hard then she will be talking about u to her friends...then u fvck her friens too...

Yeah with someone like him, I think thats stupid as hell, depending on alcohol to function well in stressful situation....

**Mike_Huck** · 09-13-2006, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by MAJOR25

HYPNOTISE? HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!....you don't want some one to hypnotise u then fvck the shit out of u...that's not a good way to loose your virginity...j/j

I'm not a pimp but I started with girls that had cushing for the pushing, then I moved up to the next level and so on....

Have u seen the "40Year Old Virgin" If not then watch it....j/j

dress to impress...,
be loud and don't be shy...
Maybe drink about 4-6 beers at the club to loosen up a little...

After u get a thick girl....

Make sure that in your first fvck..... once u nut don't stop and keep going....make your self stay hard then she will be talking about u to her friends...then u fvck her friens too...

**taiboxa** · 09-13-2006, 01:58 PM

YOU SOUND LIKE A PERFECT CANIDATE for STEROIDS@!

j/k

diet/cardio = sexy body
sexy body = GET LAID
prostitute = NOT A GOOD WAY to loose virginity
HOT CHICK who LOVES YOU = GREAT WAY TO LOOSE VIRGINITY
duh

**gixxerboy1** · 09-13-2006, 02:00 PM

fat girls need love too.

**Foskamink** · 09-13-2006, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

fat girls need love too.

for real... heres the ultimate game plan buddy and its really really really the best advice i gave myself.. so u look at urself in the mirror and then ur like.. damn im sexy bitch then u set a standard of how hot u are... which is obviously higher then reality.. then u go for girls below urself.. which ofcourse r still great looking and thats ur confidence seald right there!

**goodcents** · 09-13-2006, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

YOU SOUND LIKE A PERFECT CANIDATE for STEROIDS@!

j/k

diet/cardio = sexy body
sexy body = GET LAID
prostitute = NOT A GOOD WAY to loose virginity
HOT CHICK who LOVES YOU = GREAT WAY TO LOOSE VIRGINITY
duh

I think he is, some clen a little of this and a whole lot of that injected into his ass= hot chics. Cardio, diet and weight training, he will grow a pair and get laid. Hell I was shy as fuk through school, but still got laid, then one day I just "woke up and said fuk the world" tupac during cardio

or "holler if you hear me" that shlt will get you pumped

**neverenuff21** · 09-13-2006, 01:58 PM

or hung.

**Polska** · 09-13-2006, 02:02 PM

FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT.

Don't f uck around.

your life is what you make it. you're still a virgin at 23 because you CHOSE to be one. you will be a virgin until you die if you don't do what is necessary to attract a woman.

get the f uck out there and do what you're insticts tell you to do: survive and replicate. otherwise nature will unapologetically weed your genes out of existence.

Get on askmen and start reading all the shit by david deangelo. get a book called "the game" by neil strauss. do something. get off your ass and get laid. it's not hard, honestly.

**goodcents** · 09-13-2006, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by Polska

FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT.

Don't f uck around.

your life is what you make it. you're still a virgin at 23 because you CHOSE to be one. you will be a virgin until you die if you don't do what is necessary to attract a woman.

get the f uck out there and do what you're insticts tell you to do: survive and replicate. otherwise nature will unapologetically weed your genes out of existence.

Get on askmen and start reading all the shit by david deangelo. get a book called "the game" by neil strauss. do something. get off your ass and get laid. it's not hard, honestly.

Tough love

got the pm, which business you looking to start?

**Polska** · 09-13-2006, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

Tough love

got the pm, which business you looking to start?

I gotta say it like it is!

a tanning salon would be ideal for me. I am doing the prelimanery research right now. It seems that I would be better off opening a mega-salon (15 or so beds and 3 or 4 booths) and leasing the equipment than opening a smaller salon and buying the equipment out. It's just that the big salons would be my main competition where I live. which sucks. but I am still optimistic.

**goodcents** · 09-13-2006, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by Polska

I gotta say it like it is!

a tanning salon would be ideal for me. I am doing the prelimanery research right now. It seems that I would be better off opening a mega-salon (15 or so beds and 3 or 4 booths) and leasing the equipment than opening a smaller salon and buying the equipment out. It's just that the big salons would be my main competition where I live. which sucks. but I am still optimistic.

Yeah go mega salon, one trick is to get 20 rooms and space a few beds out in different rooms and keep those doors closed all the time (maybe even keep a radio going in those rooms and it will look busy till you can afford more beds.)
trick of the trade. Better get to be buddies with a electrician and every bed has to have a buck booster for each bed (why they don't come with one I will never know

) You need different level beds to up sale and you should get lotion for 45% BELOW "WHOLESALE". Sunglasses are a god mine. We buy them for $20 a dozen and sell them for $10 each. I can pm you all the best suppliers if you want.

**Polska** · 09-13-2006, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

Yeah go mega salon, one trick is to get 20 rooms and space a few beds out in different rooms and keep those doors closed all the time (maybe even keep a radio going in those rooms and it will look busy till you can afford more beds.)
trick of the trade. Better get to be buddies with a electrician and every bed has to have a buck booster for each bed (why they don't come with one I will never know

) You need different level beds to up sale and you should get lotion for 45% BELOW "WHOLESALE". Sunglasses are a god mine. We buy them for $20 a dozen and sell them for $10 each. I can pm you all the best suppliers if you want.

I will definately shoot you a pm in the future; right now I am overwhelmed with all that's involved with starting a biz from scratch. I am self employed in IT right now but it's franchised, so it was much easier to get into it. as overwhelming as it is though, it's much more satisfying busting through obstacles.

**bigeater** · 09-13-2006, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by Polska

FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT.

Don't f uck around.

your life is what you make it. you're still a virgin at 23 because you CHOSE to be one. you will be a virgin until you die if you don't do what is necessary to attract a woman.

get the f uck out there and do what you're insticts tell you to do: survive and replicate. otherwise nature will unapologetically weed your genes out of existence.

Get on askmen and start reading all the shit by david deangelo. get a book called "the game" by neil strauss. do something. get off your ass and get laid. it's not hard, honestly.

I have seen the david deangelo´s dvds and read some articles and I have also seen the mystery method dvd. I am still a shy wussy.

**Polska** · 09-13-2006, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by bigeater

I have seen the david deangelo´s dvds and read some articles and I have also seen the mystery method dvd. I am still a shy wussy.

No one can change that for you but you. people can encourage you, in the end it's your call.....

**stunner5000pt** · 09-13-2006, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by Polska

FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT.

Don't f uck around.

your life is what you make it. you're still a virgin at 23 because you CHOSE to be one. you will be a virgin until you die if you don't do what is necessary to attract a woman.

get the f uck out there and do what you're insticts tell you to do: survive and replicate. otherwise nature will unapologetically weed your genes out of existence.

Get on askmen and start reading all the shit by david deangelo. get a book called "the game" by neil strauss. do something. get off your ass and get laid. it's not hard, honestly.

you know i am going to buy that book when i have enough money. does chapters sell it in their store??

funny thing is a lot of girls buy this book just to see the many ways guys will try and pick them up

my friend described the 'Grand Master Technique' from that book to me... it was hilarious.. i wonder if it would work...

**Polska** · 09-13-2006, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by stunner5000pt

you know i am going to buy that book when i have enough money. does chapters sell it in their store??

funny thing is a lot of girls buy this book just to see the many ways guys will try and pick them up

my friend described the 'Grand Master Technique' from that book to me... it was hilarious.. i wonder if it would work...

You have the wrong idea about that book. Although it alludes to 'techniques', it's more about a guys journey and transformation from an ultimate beta male to an alpha male. it's a very good non-fiction read.

**stunner5000pt** · 09-13-2006, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Polska

You have the wrong idea about that book. Although it alludes to 'techniques', it's more about a guys journey and transformation from an ultimate beta male to an alpha male. it's a very good non-fiction read.

woops i think i m alluding to another book ...

nonetheless it is a good read

but it should be off limits to girls!

RA · 09-13-2006, 02:07 PM

surgury/workout/steroids=lots of pussy

**Hackamaniac** · 09-13-2006, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

surgury/workout/steroids=lots of pussy

Not very good advice from a fellow virgin...

RA · 09-13-2006, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by Hackamaniac

Not very good advice from a fellow virgin...

well im on the right track

**AnabolicAndre** · 09-13-2006, 02:12 PM

is this a joke?

***G-1000*** · 09-13-2006, 02:15 PM

Go and rent the move 40 year old virgin.

**goodcents** · 09-13-2006, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by gsxxr

Go and reant teh move 40 year old virgin.

So down and think about what you're typing

(don't get mad, I'm just in a happy kind of mood

)

***G-1000*** · 09-13-2006, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

So down and think about what you're typing

(don't get mad, I'm just in a happy kind of mood

)

I dont get it?

**goodcents** · 09-13-2006, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by gsxxr

I dont get it?

I just laugh at shlt for no reason, helps prevent heart attacks

**taiboxa** · 09-13-2006, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

I just laugh at shlt for no reason, helps prevent heart attacks

BULL SHIT i laff all time and have had 3 heartattaks.

**bigeater** · 09-13-2006, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by gsxxr

Go and rent the move 40 year old virgin.

I have seen it. It´s funny. I want to be like the guy that said that he is ugly but he doesn`t care about how he looks. He have high self confidence and can talk to hot girls.

**bigeater** · 09-13-2006, 02:35 PM

I need to go now but thanks alot guys for your replys.

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