virgin

**bigeater** · 09-13-2006, 02:48 PM

I am a 23-year old virgin(Loser). I am a virgin because I have bitch tits, small shoulders(rotator cuff problems) and I have at least at least 50 moles. I am also shy. I have almost social anxiety for girls? I have a boring shit job with low payment because I am too shy to go to school and if I go to school I don´t know what to study. I am too depressed to keep and get any friends.
That´s why I am a virgin. I don´t want anyone to feel sorry for me or anything. Do you think that I should be with a prostitute to lose my virginity or that I should save my money and go to a plastic surgery and to a psychologist? Don´t say that I should start go to the gym. I have lifting weights on and off since I was 16 years old and now I focus on cardio to get rid of my chest fat.

**Hellmaskbanned** · 09-13-2006, 02:50 PM

Find and **** some hoodrats. You start at the bottom of the foodchain then work up and youll gain confidence.

Either that or find a job that makes alot of cash. Pathetic or not girls love $ more than somebodys looks.

+ Make a workout routine for yourself and follow it....Consistancy is the key!

**XmotorX** · 09-13-2006, 02:52 PM

I don't think a prostitute is the solution. Just keep working your chest and don't worry so much. Girls go for guys with confidence so just pretend if you have to. Haha. Sorry. And they're really not that scary, just don't go for the hottest girl ever, first, start lower and work your way up. And you don't have to sleep with ALL OF THEM just get used to talking to them and hanging out.

**XmotorX** · 09-13-2006, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by Hellmask

Find and **** some hoodrats. You start at the bottom of the foodchain then work up and youll gain confidence.

Either that or find a job that makes alot of cash. Pathetic or not girls love $ more than somebodys looks.

+ Make a workout routine for yourself and follow it....Consistancy is the key!

Haha. He has a point even the ugliest man alive can sleep with a supermodel if he's loaded.

**taiboxa** · 09-13-2006, 02:58 PM

YOU SOUND LIKE A PERFECT CANIDATE for STEROIDS@!

j/k

diet/cardio = sexy body
sexy body = GET LAID
prostitute = NOT A GOOD WAY to loose virginity
HOT CHICK who LOVES YOU = GREAT WAY TO LOOSE VIRGINITY
duh

**neverenuff21** · 09-13-2006, 02:58 PM

or hung.

**audis4** · 09-13-2006, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by XmotorX

Haha. He has a point even the ugliest man alive can sleep with a supermodel if he's loaded.

Donald Trump and his supermodel wife

**gixxerboy1** · 09-13-2006, 03:00 PM

fat girls need love too.

**Polska** · 09-13-2006, 03:02 PM

FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT.

Don't f uck around.

your life is what you make it. you're still a virgin at 23 because you CHOSE to be one. you will be a virgin until you die if you don't do what is necessary to attract a woman.

get the f uck out there and do what you're insticts tell you to do: survive and replicate. otherwise nature will unapologetically weed your genes out of existence.

Get on askmen and start reading all the shit by david deangelo. get a book called "the game" by neil strauss. do something. get off your ass and get laid. it's not hard, honestly.

**goodcents** · 09-13-2006, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

YOU SOUND LIKE A PERFECT CANIDATE for STEROIDS@!

j/k

diet/cardio = sexy body
sexy body = GET LAID
prostitute = NOT A GOOD WAY to loose virginity
HOT CHICK who LOVES YOU = GREAT WAY TO LOOSE VIRGINITY
duh

I think he is, some clen a little of this and a whole lot of that injected into his ass= hot chics. Cardio, diet and weight training, he will grow a pair and get laid. Hell I was shy as fuk through school, but still got laid, then one day I just "woke up and said fuk the world" tupac during cardio

or "holler if you hear me" that shlt will get you pumped

RA · 09-13-2006, 03:07 PM

surgury/workout/steroids=lots of pussy

**goodcents** · 09-13-2006, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by Polska

FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT.

Don't f uck around.

your life is what you make it. you're still a virgin at 23 because you CHOSE to be one. you will be a virgin until you die if you don't do what is necessary to attract a woman.

get the f uck out there and do what you're insticts tell you to do: survive and replicate. otherwise nature will unapologetically weed your genes out of existence.

Get on askmen and start reading all the shit by david deangelo. get a book called "the game" by neil strauss. do something. get off your ass and get laid. it's not hard, honestly.

Tough love

got the pm, which business you looking to start?

**Hackamaniac** · 09-13-2006, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

surgury/workout/steroids=lots of pussy

Not very good advice from a fellow virgin...

**AnabolicAndre** · 09-13-2006, 03:12 PM

is this a joke?

RA · 09-13-2006, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by Hackamaniac

Not very good advice from a fellow virgin...

well im on the right track

***G-1000*** · 09-13-2006, 03:15 PM

Go and rent the move 40 year old virgin.

**goodcents** · 09-13-2006, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by gsxxr

Go and reant teh move 40 year old virgin.

So down and think about what you're typing

(don't get mad, I'm just in a happy kind of mood

)

**goodcents** · 09-13-2006, 03:18 PM

Damn it, you beat me to it

***G-1000*** · 09-13-2006, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

So down and think about what you're typing

(don't get mad, I'm just in a happy kind of mood

)

I dont get it?

**bigeater** · 09-13-2006, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by Hellmask

Find and **** some hoodrats. You start at the bottom of the foodchain then work up and youll gain confidence.

Either that or find a job that makes alot of cash. Pathetic or not girls love $ more than somebodys looks.

+ Make a workout routine for yourself and follow it....Consistancy is the key!

don´t I need to go to college first to get a job that makes a lot of cash. If I´m going to to college I first need to study for like two years to get higher grades. I am to shy to get a social job.

**AnabolicAndre** · 09-13-2006, 03:21 PM

If this isn't a joke this would e my advice to you:

You are a virgin because you want to be. Your lack of confidence is your fault, and you can do something about it.

You could get up in the morning, eat right, dress yourself, get a better job, and take care of your body. All these things depend on you. You are what you make yourself.

Or you could be a little girl and sit around crying feeling sorry for yourself, contemplate a prostitute(which is effin distgusting and pathetic), and complain about how your life is shitty.

the choice is yours.

edit: if this is a joke, then it is a pathetic excuse of one and you are a pathetic excuse for a human being, if not, carry on

***G-1000*** · 09-13-2006, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by bigeater

don´t I need to go to college first to get a job that makes a lot of cash. If I´m going to to college I first need to study for like two years to get higher grades. I am to shy to get a social job.

Then go see a shrink. You have more problems then we can help you with.

**bigeater** · 09-13-2006, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by XmotorX

I don't think a prostitute is the solution. Just keep working your chest and don't worry so much. Girls go for guys with confidence so just pretend if you have to. Haha. Sorry. And they're really not that scary, just don't go for the hottest girl ever, first, start lower and work your way up. And you don't have to sleep with ALL OF THEM just get used to talking to them and hanging out.

I don´t have low self-confidence. I think I need to go to a psychologist or someone that can hypnotise me or something.

**AnabolicAndre** · 09-13-2006, 03:24 PM

Shy? Why?
Cause you care about what others see you as?

Dude other people have their own shit to worry about. If i worked with you I wouldnt give a shit about your bitch tits or you dalmation-esque moles. If you are a cool kid, thatd be all that matters. Networking is a wonderful thing. You make one friend and then make more friends through that friend ad so on and so on.

Its kind of like the 1st day at a new school. Its intimidating for like the first day but thats it.

**XmotorX** · 09-13-2006, 03:24 PM

You're talking to people here, that's a start. Just change that attitude a little. You need to be more upbeat. Just have fun. Don't even think about whether they're gonna like you or not. Nobody is liked by everyone.

**AnabolicAndre** · 09-13-2006, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by gsxxr

Then go see a shrink. You have more problems then we can help you with.

Seriously, this kid has more problems than a math book.

**goodcents** · 09-13-2006, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by gsxxr

I dont get it?

I just laugh at shlt for no reason, helps prevent heart attacks

**bigeater** · 09-13-2006, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by Polska

FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT.

Don't f uck around.

your life is what you make it. you're still a virgin at 23 because you CHOSE to be one. you will be a virgin until you die if you don't do what is necessary to attract a woman.

get the f uck out there and do what you're insticts tell you to do: survive and replicate. otherwise nature will unapologetically weed your genes out of existence.

Get on askmen and start reading all the shit by david deangelo. get a book called "the game" by neil strauss. do something. get off your ass and get laid. it's not hard, honestly.

I have seen the david deangelo´s dvds and read some articles and I have also seen the mystery method dvd. I am still a shy wussy.

**goodcents** · 09-13-2006, 03:29 PM

I'm calling bullshlt on this one, I think it's a kid.

**taiboxa** · 09-13-2006, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

I just laugh at shlt for no reason, helps prevent heart attacks

BULL SHIT i laff all time and have had 3 heartattaks.

**Polska** · 09-13-2006, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

Tough love

got the pm, which business you looking to start?

I gotta say it like it is!

a tanning salon would be ideal for me. I am doing the prelimanery research right now. It seems that I would be better off opening a mega-salon (15 or so beds and 3 or 4 booths) and leasing the equipment than opening a smaller salon and buying the equipment out. It's just that the big salons would be my main competition where I live. which sucks. but I am still optimistic.

***G-1000*** · 09-13-2006, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by bigeater

thanks bitch. I´m doing cardio almost everyday. I just have some fat in my chest.

OK like cardio is the answer to your problems. I think not. Go and see a fu-ing doc for your gyno jerk off. There is surgery for that will remove it. You wont to loss weight and put on muscle? Go and see a nutritionist and get a trainer or at the lest buy some books.

**goodcents** · 09-13-2006, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

BULL SHIT i laff all time and have had 3 heartattaks.

For real, my dad died on his third one

**neverenuff21** · 09-13-2006, 03:33 PM

some little kid yanking your chain.

**Polska** · 09-13-2006, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by bigeater

I have seen the david deangelo´s dvds and read some articles and I have also seen the mystery method dvd. I am still a shy wussy.

No one can change that for you but you. people can encourage you, in the end it's your call.....

**bigeater** · 09-13-2006, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by gsxxr

Go and rent the move 40 year old virgin.

I have seen it. It´s funny. I want to be like the guy that said that he is ugly but he doesn`t care about how he looks. He have high self confidence and can talk to hot girls.

**taiboxa** · 09-13-2006, 03:35 PM

just get a ninja outfit sheash..
WOMEN LOVE MYSTERY MEN!

**mavsluva** · 09-13-2006, 03:35 PM

You need an attitude enima.

**bigeater** · 09-13-2006, 03:35 PM

I need to go now but thanks alot guys for your replys.

**AnabolicAndre** · 09-13-2006, 03:37 PM

do you live at home?

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