Guess what? Im going against some of the most commonly given advice here.

Im running a Deca cycle with no test. Yep. And 2 orals. omg!

Deca 500mg, for the first 2 weeks, and 300 mg for the next 11 or so.
Im also running 75mg of H-drol( so called "prohormone," whatever anyone who has used it knows its a legit steroid.) for 6 weeks, and 30 mg of epistane(another "prohormone" which is also legit) for 3 weeks.

Why? because those two orals are dirt cheap, legal, and still effective as any others. And they do not aromatize. And i got a great deal on the deca.

For what purpose? I plan on playing soccer, but i still want to cycle. Deca will supposedly help my joints, and the other two, why not. I dont want any water weight as it makes it very hard to run for an hour. And at 300mg/week, i highly doubt deca will cause significant water retention.

SO... I will let you know if my dick shrivels inside out or whatever, and if my liver implodes and kills 5 people within a 10 foot radius of me. Actually, i wont let you know if that happens, you just wont hear from me again. But i believe liver toxicity is largely exaggerated, and from looking at various peoples bloodwork, hdrol is very mild in that sense.

Until then, consider me the guinea pig. Alas, if i do get deca dick, i will prob. pick up some test, so its not a big worry. Plus, its kind of funny in a sadistic way when you go soft while having sex, because the woman gets all self concious and starts thinking that she is not attractive enough or fat or ugly. Haha.