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**chest6** · 11-03-2005, 12:17 AM

ive been standing for awhile

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 12:18 AM

what makes a whore a whore do you think???

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 12:19 AM

you dont have a chair by your computer chestly?

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 12:19 AM

would u fight chuck norris if givin the chance?

**Taj Mahal** · 11-03-2005, 12:21 AM

I Cant Wait To See Rent

**chest6** · 11-03-2005, 12:21 AM

haha ya i do im just kiddin

**Taj Mahal** · 11-03-2005, 12:23 AM

I Would Fight Chuck Norris...

It Would Be An Honor To Die At His Hands

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 12:23 AM

StonedUser420: do you think total gym is a game!!!!
LostStyles: ?
StonedUser420: ur lucky chuck norris isnt here
StonedUser420: hed roundhouse kick the shit outa you
LostStyles: **** chuck norris
LostStyles: nigga is so old.. his round house kick is now a karate chop to the legs
StonedUser420: hes the most lethal man on the planet!
StonedUser420: *runs to tell chuck*

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 12:25 AM

LostStyles: go tell chuck i got my man mr. t
StonedUser420: mr t will be the fool
StonedUser420: iv seen chuck eat lightning

**Taj Mahal** · 11-03-2005, 12:26 AM

Loststyles Is Talkin That Shit Now...wait Till ChucK Comes Back From Destroying The Bird Flu

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 12:27 AM

can you believe it?

**Taj Mahal** · 11-03-2005, 12:28 AM

Baby You Should Let Me Love You

**chest6** · 11-03-2005, 12:28 AM

chuck=puss

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 12:28 AM

we should elect chuck for president

**Taj Mahal** · 11-03-2005, 12:29 AM

New Episode Of The Oc In 19 Hours

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 12:29 AM

think you could take him chestly??? you dont even have a total gym

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 12:29 AM

haahahahahahaha

**chest6** · 11-03-2005, 12:30 AM

hahahaha hed kick my ass..If i tried to tackle him hed prolly pull some weird move

**Taj Mahal** · 11-03-2005, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by chest6

chuck=puss

BETRAYAL!!!!!!!

NOW YOU MUST SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE TOTAL GYM WORKOUT

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 12:30 AM

o shit only 19 hours

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 12:47 AM

StonedUser420: lol or be chuck norris wit some glued on chest hair
Taj Mahal216: someone shoulda did that
Taj Mahal216: HAHAHAHAHA
StonedUser420: i might do it anyway
StonedUser420: tommorow
Taj Mahal216: hahah
StonedUser420: get a total gym t shirt
Taj Mahal216: and that cool hat
StonedUser420: and go to gold gym and laugh at the sissys
StonedUser420: bust in and say im chuck norriss 4 time champion who wants to taste my shoe
Taj Mahal216: (we're talking like this even out of the forum):-\
StonedUser420: lol
Taj Mahal216: lol
StonedUser420: < is getting drunker
Taj Mahal216: im completely sober, thats sad
StonedUser420: nah
StonedUser420: most people idolize chuck norris
Taj Mahal216: of course
Taj Mahal216: what was i thinking

**Taj Mahal** · 11-03-2005, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by chest6

hahahaha hed kick my ass..If i tried to tackle him hed prolly pull some weird move

ok, whew

i knew you were a good guy

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 12:48 AM

boy iv got a good read for you guys.... reachs into secret chuck stash.....

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 12:49 AM

Dear Friends:

I was lying in bed a couple of months ago and I started reflecting back to my Martial Arts career as a fighter. I remembered back to 1974, when I decided to retire after six years as the undefeated World Middleweight Karate Champion. I thought that I could defend my title again in 1975 at the age of 35 and win my seventh consecutive year, but then again I could probably lose, so I decided to retire as an undefeated champion. To this day I am considered one of the top fighters of all time. If I had fought and lost, that may not have been the case.

Then I began thinking about Walker, Texas Ranger. Fortunately, Walker has been a top rated series for eight years and I thought it could probably have a successful ninth season, but then again maybe not. Anyway that is the reason I am ending Walker, Texas Ranger. I want the series to end as a winner. I know the let down of Walker being over will be very emotionally hard on me, just as it did when I retired as a fighter, but I did not stop doing my Martial Arts when I retired and I will not stop acting when Walker is over. I hope whenever my acting career goes that I will still have your support! As I have always believed, "When one door closes, a bigger one opens."

God Bless you.

Sincerely your friend,

Chuck Norris

**Taj Mahal** · 11-03-2005, 12:51 AM

3am is nearing

**Taj Mahal** · 11-03-2005, 12:52 AM

that is sad KROOC, i hope the reunion episode is still on

**Taj Mahal** · 11-03-2005, 12:57 AM

i cant feel the lower half of my body

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 12:58 AM

lmao

<< fear me

**chest6** · 11-03-2005, 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by KrooC

think you could take him chestly??? you dont even have a total gym

LMAO..thats hilarious

**Taj Mahal** · 11-03-2005, 01:00 AM

Uncut Just Started On Bet, Ive Been Waiting All Night

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 01:01 AM

theyv got a total gym 2 comming out so theirs hope yet chest... dont fret

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 01:03 AM

why does he have everything while we have nothing... just look at that hair

**chest6** · 11-03-2005, 01:03 AM

Here Comes Mass And Hugeee Strength Gains!

**Taj Mahal** · 11-03-2005, 01:04 AM

Ooooh Yeah Im Back And Better Then Ever

**Taj Mahal** · 11-03-2005, 01:05 AM

Im Officially And Associate Member

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 01:06 AM

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**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 01:07 AM

Chestly: Here Comes Mass And Hugeee Strength Gains!

your damn right just take a read...

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The NEW wide-based Telescoping Squat Stand adjusts to three heights, facilitating correct biomechanics for Squats, Bridges, Calf Raises and plyometric exercises. The NEW Folding Foot Holder for Hamstring Curls and Ab Crunches locks into place for use and then easily folds away. The NEW Folding Platform allows the Telescoping Squat Stand to easily fold away during storage and also serves as the receptacle to attach the Telescoping Toe Bar used for Pilates exercises.

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**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 01:08 AM

whoo my dick is hard

**Taj Mahal** · 11-03-2005, 01:10 AM

sigh

**KrooC** · 11-03-2005, 01:10 AM

was life ever so great???

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