Feel free to let the conversation take a natural course.
Does anyone still listen to Doug and the Slugs? They have really catchy tunes.
Feel free to let the conversation take a natural course.
Does anyone still listen to Doug and the Slugs? They have really catchy tunes.
My balls itch.
threads like this serve no benefit and just waste needless bandwith...you should be ashamed of yourself![]()
Suck it Papa Smurf!!Originally Posted by mass junkie
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Im hungry...
OG
You up for a pizza?Originally Posted by OGPackin
me 2Originally Posted by OGPackin
Did you know that your foot is the same length from your wrist to your elbow?
I overflowed the toilet at work.
I overflowed the toilet at work.
Originally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl
My foot is longer...? Does that mean im special...![]()
OG
wtf is a doug and a slug?? you canadians...Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
hahahaha
I overflowed the toilet at work today.
Originally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl
Do you know how farking hot you are?![]()
Theres a wort on my big toe
no ****! it is, **** learn something new everyday.. hmmm?Originally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl
Originally Posted by muriloninja
Carefull now...Remember what happened to the alst guy that said that to her...![]()
OG
Im hungry too..
I didnt register a complaint about him, he got caught on his own, besides I like my man muriloninja. Besides having someone you never talk to just ask you out right to show him your cooch is really weird, unless you are filming a girls gone wild video or at Mardi Gras.Originally Posted by OGPackin
Originally Posted by palme
hmmm...pizza....Probably not a good thing...Maybe Italian though
OG
I don't know, we must investigate!Originally Posted by OGPackin
Originally Posted by OGPackin
What happened to the last guy?
I've decided to purchase a new ass.............the one I have now has a hole in it and it's cracked!
I like macaroni and cheese...
You CRACK me up......get it, CRACKOriginally Posted by Juggy Snout
IS THAT A TATOO ON HER HIP AREA? WHAT IS IT OF?Originally Posted by Sicofit24
its her booty. Its a dragon![]()
Originally Posted by needmorestrength
Yes thats a tat on the sexy Sico's hip!
OG
Originally Posted by Surferboy
If i even smell mac and cheese i'll ralph....
OG
I've also been training chickens to type responces to threads asked here on AR. So far the smartest of the 63 chickens that I have been working with has come up with this.
Show em what you can do Albert!
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck............
Stupid ****ing chicken! **** it! Sorry about that guys.....looks like Albert's won an all expenses paid trip to the dinner table. Maybe I should try working with monkeys..naaa, that's not very impressive. Mass can already type........rats, maybe rats will work.
That is BAD ASS!Originally Posted by OGPackin
He was banned...Originally Posted by Maraxus
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indoe? smell like outdoe!!
hmm interesting.. funny im not a fan of tat's especially on women??! :S
You need a new one to TFG?! I don't believe it....I think I'll need a picture.Originally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl
What?Originally Posted by Juggy Snout
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I was tired of being bossed around by my wife; so one day I went to
see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said I needed to build my self- esteem, and so he gave me a book on assertiveness, which I read on the way home. I was able to finish the book by the time I reached my house, I've a monket that drives me around town so no need to worry I'd hit someone while reading and riding down the road.
I stormed into the house and walked up to my wife. Pointing a finger in her face, and said, "From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man of this house, and my word is law! LAW you hear me? I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterwards. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The "funeral director," she said while loading the gun.
Oh NO! I have four. Now I will be every mans fantasy minus one!!! Dont give me **** guys, I am only kidding, if I was every mans fantasy I wouldn't be on the computer typing all the **** time! LOLOriginally Posted by needmorestrength
I took it that you need a new ass as well.Originally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl
Don't I wish, they old one is just not as hard and firm as I would like it to be.Originally Posted by Juggy Snout
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