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[Smak]

A guy goes up to a lady taking the tickets at a counter for the airlines. He walks up and she says "Tickets please" Just then he opens his rain coat and flashes her..guess what she says.

somehow i know this but go ahead.

[RA]

She says "I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."

[Smak]

B/c they taste funny

hahaha good one.

[SPIKE]

What???????????????????

[SPIKE]

She says "I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."

Whoa I kinda like that one

[Smak]

She says "I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."

damn dude im laughing at my computer screen. How gay does this look?

[SPIKE]

I have way too many michael jackson jokes. Anyone wanna hear one?

[Smak]

What did the Hova say to Jay?

[SPIKE]

What's the diff between MJ and ACne?

[SPIKE]

What did the Hova say to Jay?

What?

[Smak]

Are you growth or hormone?

lolllllllllllllllllllll

[SPIKE]

Acne waits until a boy hits puberty to come all over their face

[SPIKE]

Are you growth or hormone?

lolllllllllllllllllllll

Tight

[Smak]

Acne waits until a boy hits puberty to come all over their face

haha nice.

[RA]

Acne waits until a boy hits puberty to come all over their face

The first time I heard that one I died laughing! Too good.

[SPIKE]

Dam I have to go to class in a bit, I hate school

[RA]

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring

[SPIKE]

I bet when I get back Smak will still be whoring his way to 3k

[Smak]

skip class and then write a email to your teacher tellin him or her that you were too busy whorin.

[RA]

moooo

[SPIKE]

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring

You're not a real whore or else you would have gotten 2 posts out of that joke, rookie

[Smak]

I bet when I get back Smak will still be whoring his way to 3k

haha we shall see. i'm already gettin whored out for the morning. I sware this takes alot out of u.

[RA]

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar

[SPIKE]

skip class and then write a email to your teacher tellin him or her that you were too busy whorin.

What if he was like "I thought that was you on the boards, my user name is Ross"

[Smak]

mooooooooo

[SPIKE]

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar

Aint that the truth

[Smak]

What if he was like "I thought that was you on the boards, my user name is Ross"

I could see ol ross teachin P.E. in elementary school. Brainwashin his kids with no test cycles.

[Smak]

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar

hahaha those irish know how to drink i tell ya

[SPIKE]

laaaaaaaaaa di daaaaaaaa

[Smak]

hova u gonna get to 1800 before u go to class?

[SPIKE]

I'ma lightweight when it comes to drinkin, 2 drinks and a shot and I"m out

[Smak]

no class until u reach 1800. understood?

[SPIKE]

hova u gonna get to 1800 before u go to class?

No way class starts in 40 minutes, I"m out now

[Smak]

I'ma lightweight when it comes to drinkin, 2 drinks and a shot and I"m out

same cuz. 1 or 2 beers and i'm done for the night.

[SPIKE]

Hey Smak I"m gonna write down on my desk how many posts you have now and compare them to when I get back later

[SPIKE]

Who's the hottest porn star? I say Brianna banks by far

[24labor]

whats up boys

[SPIKE]

I'm out fellas. Whore it up while I"m gone

[Smak]

Hey Smak I"m gonna write down on my desk how many posts you have now and compare them to when I get back later

ill try and not to disapoint