and it wasnt that big of a compliment...
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and it wasnt that big of a compliment...
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would you rather have him say "damn dood you're buff! i want you to hump me?"Originally Posted by roidattack
and it wasnt that big of a compliment...
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I thought you meant my arm wasnt big enough to receive such a compliment
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That does remind me of when I went to visit my wifes parents. We had a big party with a bunch of ppl over. A kid came up to me and said "are you a fireman?" I said no, why? He said "Because your so buff?"
lol, my wife almost fell out of her chair, it was too good
Grade A Beef
Damn its almost time to eat again
Grade A Beef
burgers??
Anabolic Member
its always time to eat
GOTTA GET HUGE
Grade A Beef
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chicken?
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lately ive ben on the tuna
Grade A Beef
Thats another thing about being around family though. They dont understand the breakfast, lunch, lunch, dinner, dinner, late snack meal schedule.
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What did you call me?
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i dont even call it breakfast lunch ...
i just call it meal 1 meal 2 ...
im always getting the "you're eating too much , you're getting fat" lecture from my parents
well im bulking so naturally im going to put on some pounds but geez
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My wife is used to it now but before she would say "You just ate 2 hours ago!"
Try asking them not to be so ignorant on the topic
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my mom who is quite thing - about 100 lbsMy wife is used to it now but before she would say "You just at 2 hours ago!"
Try asking them not to be so ignorant on the topic
says she knows a lot about diet becuase she is so thin
when i ask her why she gets sick so often, and get injured (muscle pulls and fractures) so easily, she says because her bones are weak and that eating a healhy diet wouldnt help her, a doctor told her that. I dont know what quack she has been talking to, but i'd like to hand him a book on nutirition, after i punched him.
her diet consists of eating as little as possible
her breakfast - cup of cofee
her lunch - egg sandwich
after work - cup of cofee
dinner - turkey sandwich
even for a sedentary person taht is largely inadequate
i ahd to argue iwth her day and night to get her to take a multivitamin
she claims that a multivitamin makes her fat and gives her gas
the things that come out of her mouth are hilarious
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my mom who is quite thing - about 100 lbs
says she knows a lot about diet becuase she is so thin
when i ask her why she gets sick so often, and get injured (muscle pulls and fractures) so easily, she says because her bones are weak and that eating a healhy diet wouldnt help her, a doctor told her that. I dont know what quack she has been talking to, but i'd like to hand him a book on nutirition, after i punched him.
her diet consists of eating as little as possible
her breakfast - cup of cofee
her lunch - egg sandwich
after work - cup of cofee
dinner - turkey sandwich
even for a sedentary person taht is largely inadequate
i ahd to argue iwth her day and night to get her to take a multivitamin
she claims that a multivitamin makes her fat and gives her gas
the things that come out of her mouth are hilarious
On that kind of diet it seems anything she put in her mouth would give her gas. Im unsure how someone with such a poor diet could preach to you about eating.
I did what shes doing but thats before I started lifting. I had gained 35lbs and was a fatass. So, I didnt eat much and lost it all but I wouldnt want to eat like that all the time.
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whats up guys
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hMMm lunch was awesome
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I had burgers
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yummy
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burgers are nasty lol everytime i go to mcdonalds or wendys after i eat 1 hour later i have to take a big shyt
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Im eating so much I shyt about 5x a day anyway
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Well I think its probably time to get outta here...
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oh man, i love fast food.
Dbol Junkie
dont make me start posting pics of double whoppers...
Banned
whats up
Dbol Junkie
just kickin it man, feelin a little hung over, tryin to decide if i should go hit up the bars tonight
Banned
im not hitting anything up tonite, its gonna suck
Dbol Junkie
whys that bro?
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man it sucked, i was quading around with this girl you know around the streets n shit and you know the cops start chasing me like they usually do, and she started crying and telling me to pull over, she was just scared shitless, so me being dumb i stopped, its going to cost me 2500 bones to get that quad out of the impound lot.
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lol cuz who wants to spend friday night by themselves, girls gone outta town now, shit, i hate this.
Banned
just gonna get my little bros quad working, then give that to him.
Dbol Junkie
aww sh_t, that sucks bro. you should have told the girl that she wasn't gonna get in trouble for holding on while you run from the cops
Dbol Junkie
damn i want to smoke... but i cant cause im out...
god damn it
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if i wouldnt have stopped, i woulda ****ed shit up for sure she was scared as ****, you know what those cops did though, tryed to make me walk ****ing home.
Banned
yeah i wanna too, but i cant, cuz i need to keep healthy.
Dbol Junkie
you mean your girl would break up with you if you hadn't have stopped? thats no good.
btw, thats lame those cops wanted you to walk home. haha, remember that story i told you about my bro fu_king with the cop cars here in cali? HAHAHA that was pretty funny
Dbol Junkie
yea, heard that bro. but for some reason, if i got good things to smoke, then im not thinking about my health... im thinking about smoking
Dbol Junkie
hey man, i almost got 100% completion on gta san andreas
Dbol Junkie
that took me quite a long time... and those damn mountain bike races were pissing me off. im glad i finally beat them
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