hell yes a rocking chair. a wooden one. if it landed it on it would crack so loud and teh wood would splinter and litter the entire room, it would be effing sweet.
thank him by rearranging his living room
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hell yes a rocking chair. a wooden one. if it landed it on it would crack so loud and teh wood would splinter and litter the entire room, it would be effing sweet.
thank him by rearranging his living room
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boom chicka boom!
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almost got the oneday a weeker finished.
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Originally Posted by novastepp
hell yes a rocking chair. a wooden one. if it landed it on it would crack so loud and teh wood would splinter and litter the entire room, it would be effing sweet.
thank him by rearranging his living room
you know what else would be funny? if the rock landed on his bed... haha right on his foot. that would hurt like hell.
haha hes broke too. he cant afford a hospital bill.
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yeah its done.
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but i think it would be great if it hit a stand holding a bigf screen tv, vcr, dvd player and a stereo.
haha, can you imagine how pissed hed be if that happened?
then the cops come and they find his drugs and arrest him
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haha on his toilet! water would flow for hours! hopefully he took a dump mid-sleep and forgot to flush it, so it would be pretty crappy
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haha i feel the rage right now man, i want to f*ck him up
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quiet is living up to his name by the way
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haha on his toilet! water would flow for hours! hopefully he took a dump mid-sleep and forgot to flush it, so it would be pretty crappy
oh man, that reminds me of another bad idea i had a few months ago. i think it would be funny to quietly drill a hole through someone's front door, then stick their own garden hose in the hole and turn it on all the way.
or get a bucket full of piss and dump that through the hole using a funnel
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haha i feel the rage right now man, i want to f*ck him up
haha yea me too. id love to get a few of my AR brothers together and go pay that piece of sh_t a little visit
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oh man i'd be in.
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last winter, i was drunk, and my neighbors were yelling at us and stuff, and my tire ended up getting slashed. i'm 99% sure it was them...
so that night, late, i went out and took a shit in teh snow...packed it up...and put in in the mail slot in their front door. true story...
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pretty sick i know. but hell...
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ok pool in 15 minutes...
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haha thats great
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hmm that kinda came out wrong. i dont think its good you got your tire slashed, but its cool you put your shit in their mail slot. hahaha
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workouts almost complete.
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that would be tight. hed be so damn scared. even if it was just you and me. hes not a body builder, hes a piece of sh_t drug addict.
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oh i gotcha man. haha it was sweet revenge. they ended up moving like a month later too
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you hittin the gym today bro?
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just slap him. that's all i'd do and look at him with a fierce gaze and after pausing and holding the gaze say... "Yeah"
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oh i gotcha man. haha it was sweet revenge. they ended up moving like a month later too
haha, they're probably thinkin, "these guys are crazy"
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nahh, i meant creating the workouts.
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id rather cut his ears off, then knock out all his teeth... maybe break both his arms and his legs too
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quad...
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maybe nail him to his house... as in literally hammer nails through his hands into the side of his house. then...
actually, maybe i shouldnt let my imagination go wild. lets put it this way. i dont like him
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hey nova, check your pms
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i dont take kindly to people hurting animals, trying to rape my friends ex girlfriend, and stealing from supposed friends
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hahaha i'm with you on that one.
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i had to get up and walk around to subdue my laughter by the way. hands on my head to help me breathe.
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yea, ive done some pretty funny things in the past
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i agree, and i have as well.
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you know what else ive done?
haha, i printed up pictures of convicted child molestors faces to life size, then i put the pic on a large rock and duct taped it together, making sure to put the tape over the fools mouth, making it look like hes been gagged, then i throw that through the fools front window
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i really want to fu_k up sh_t with a chainsaw though.
haha, cut through someones front door with it. you think that would scare them?
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hey bro, you ever seen my thread about breaking sh_t?
its full of funny stories like that
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haha. wow. that is so genuine and unique. hHAHAHA i am so impressed with teh quality of that.
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i think so, but i'm going to have to revisit it.
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haha yea ive always been told that im creative
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im gonna bump my thread about breaking sh_t. haha, if you havnt read it yet, you're gonna laugh your ass off
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