Well you're lucky. On my first day odf school..Kindergarten.. I peed all over the floor and some kid layed down in it... I dind't know about the whole raising your hand thing! It hadn't been introduced! Damn mrs. Baker....
Well you're lucky. On my first day odf school..Kindergarten.. I peed all over the floor and some kid layed down in it... I dind't know about the whole raising your hand thing! It hadn't been introduced! Damn mrs. Baker....
ya of course i post my embarrassing story twice.. dag nabbit
oh i got loads. altho in the last few years i dont think i could get embarrassed lol, no shame!Originally Posted by Katelette81
the one that amuses me the most, and im sure is a nightmare scenario for everyone....
years ago, when i was about 14 years old, me and aload of friends went to a huge under 18's party at a nearby city, thousands of kids there. anyway, we got chatting with a group of girls inside, all was going well, we all seemed to be paired off, each one of us was with a girl. then, my one friend went in for the kill (back then, 'the kill' was just a kiss lol) and then one by one, each group followed. naturally, i went for the girl that i was with (id been carrying her round on my shoulders, chatting with her, i figured my luck was in, right? wrong!) i went to kiss her, she stopped me, pulled a face, and said "erm, what you doin?" hahaha, blown away, i smiled, said, "oh sorry" and hastily did one to the other end of the building lol. needless to say, i couldnt wait to tell my boys about it, but i was the one who was most aumsed for some reason
i'm not embarassed when i get naked, or when i sing. never peed on the kinergarted floor. hmm i dont know my voice cracked in 7th grae giving a speech i think hahah but that isnt even bad.
heres the catch: there is no guarantee its gonna be solid, and u do not know if the oven is male or femaleOriginally Posted by novastepp
Originally Posted by Timm1704
still think about rejection sometimes even now. sucks definately.
Ya.. nakedness isn't an embarrassing thing for me either... i dont get embarrassed now, but only becuase I've done some weird things... haha.. so and I"m prone to accidents so I had to get over getting embarrassed
ooohh man i dont know... hahah that is good...hmmmOriginally Posted by Timm1704
Originally Posted by novastepp
LMFAO.. what are you guys takling about??? haha
surely you can work it out petal.... think about it (graphically)..... he wants to eat poop, i ask him if he would eat it fresh outta the oven, with no guarantees of texture or the gender of 'the oven'Originally Posted by Katelette81
nakedness doesnt bother me at all! it did when i was younger, but not now. a naked timm is a happy timm!
haha... ok enough with the poop... The last think i wasn to picture any of you guys doing is .. cathing one right out of the oven.. alright? kinda kills the dream... haha
And, er.. petal? Don't make me head bunt you Timm.. LOL
this lack of self-control i fear is never ending.
distracting...reacting...
agaisnt my will i stand beside my own reflection.
we grow strong by the challenges we face, not those we eveade.
never been head- bunted before!
ok, i have to tell you guys this, someone sent me a message on faceparty, being allk dirty, saying she liked my pics. i said send me some of her, so she did. and JESUS CHRIST she must be 300lbs and naked! i was expecting a face pic or something, instead i get porno pics of a massive, SVT-Type gargoyle with a man between her gargantuan thighs! i am still chuckling now. turns out her and her husband are swingers!
Self control... ahh, how I loathe the concept.. .only because it rules our lives... i guess it's good it does.. otherwise things could get pretty messy..haha
could be worse...
Haha.... get er dun tim! LOL
...a woman could cut your penis off while you're alseep and throw it out the window of a moving car...
i tell you, it would take a brave man to tackle that... and i, fortunately, am not that man
there's always that.
well, that would be slightly annoying.Originally Posted by novastepp
altho, it may ease this annoying sex drive
That woman was crazy! and clearly doesn't understand the benefits of the penis being sttached to the man.. haha.. kinda helpsOriginally Posted by novastepp
oh well, not a problem, just a factor...
sweeeeet! a woman who appreciates the cock! haha, well, in fairness, thats all of them, if you play it rightOriginally Posted by Katelette81
sweeeeet! a woman who appreciates the cock! haha, well, in fairness, thats all of them, if you play it rightOriginally Posted by Katelette81
Alright Guys... I think I gotta go... I'm getting Carpul tunnel... haha, at least it hink that's from typing ... LOL
they shoudl all appreciate. why wouldn't they seriously.
bye Katelette![]()
i'm turning in for a while too, time to eat again and im watchin a movie before i get ready for bed. i'll holla![]()
YOu're very right NOva.. but some women are Dick haters..LOL. Luckily, I['m not one of them.. haha
Good night..it's been fun!!!
indeed it has, well, ive just eaten, and am tired, so im off too. nite yall, dont let the bed bugs KILL you!
bring that beat back!!!
where the whores at ?
eggs were dilicious, but i have to do effing dishes tonight![]()
i'm here for like 30 in betwen washing dishes
lookin good nova ........ whats ur training look like ?
dishes suck ass
i had my cutting diet, just got done. its in the diet forum if u wanna look. but i am about o bulk here in a couple weeks
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