TREE TRUNKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Turn my young boy CHEST into a hulk-a-mania chest
Once I wax my BACK and get the patches out, I wish that was as wide as Colemans
I wish my 6-pack of beer was a 6-pack of ABDOMINAL muscle
Turn my toothpick QUADS into treetrunk monsters
I could have big SHOULDERS, but I hurt my right one in Kindergarten
I want my ARMS to fill in my t-shirt and not just my younger sister's
I want to be able to tell the difference between my middle finger and my FOREARM
Somone once said "chumps like me are a dime a dozen", my dime is my NECK.
I'm tired of being called an anorexic little boy/girl, my whole body needs a Jenny Jones makeover
I hate being called Fat Albert, I need a new body. My names not even Albert...I don't get it....wh..why...
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