1. What kind of drugs do you use?
(EVIL TESTOSTERONE, EVIL DECA, EVIL WINNY)
2. Do you play a sport? If so what sport and at what level?
(IM IN THE NFL)
3. How long have you been using performance enhancing drugs?
(SINCE I BEGAN MY CAREER IN PRO FOOTBALL)
4. Why did you start?
(TO PURPOSELY UNLEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD)
5. How have the recent stories in the news about amateur athletes like Marion Jones getting caught or admitting to using affected your views on these types of drugs? Have these recent stories made these types of drugs seem more or less appealing?
(MORE APPEALING, STEROID USERS ARE CARELESS THRILL SEEKERS OUT TO RUIN THE WORLD)
6. Do you see yourself quitting in the near future? If so for what reason(s)?
(NO, IM TERRIBLY ADDICTED TO TESTOSTERONE)


tHIS IS A JOKE,