Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
1. Caffeine Cigarettes, Alcohol... all of the legal stuff.
2. No, I'm a fat ass and sit on my couch watching TV. I'm a professional fat ass.
3. Caffeine Cigarettes, Alcohol... several years like everyone else in the US.
4. Why not. I want to be the biggest fat ass I can be.
5. I hate steroid users because I'm a fat ass. I'm just jealous so I love it when the cops and media go after someone. It makes my fat life seem a little less pathetic.
6. Quit being a fat lazy ass? No, I'm a pro at it!