Army of Darkness - Ash- "Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

Army of Darkness - Ash- "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures."

Army of Darkness- Ash- "Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?"

okay so they arent one liners, but fvck that movie makes me laugh