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    this has turned into a freakishly homosexual thread.... but that's cool ya know.. whatever floats your boats in a conversation. I completely don't look down apon other peoples' lifestyles in anyway, ever.

    Peace out bruthas

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnaX View Post
    this has turned into a freakishly homosexual thread.... but that's cool ya know.. whatever floats your boats in a conversation. I completely don't look down apon other peoples' lifestyles in anyway, ever.

    Peace out bruthas
    How the hell is this a homosexual thread, dude this is a health issue, you must be super homophobic if you think this is a gay thread.

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    Well this is interesting...

    The foreskin has twelve known functions.
    They are:

    1. to cover and bond with the synechia so as to permit the development of the mucosal surface of the glans and inner foreskin.
    2. to protect the infant's glans from feces and ammonia in diapers.
    3. to protect the glans penis from friction and abrasion thoughout life.
    4. to keep the glans moisturized and soft with emollient oils.
    5. to lubricate the glans.
    6. to coat the glans with a waxy protective substance.
    7. to provide sufficient skin to cover an erection by unfolding.
    8. to provide an aid to masturbation and foreplay.
    9. to serve as an aid to penetration.
    10. to reduce friction and chafing during intercourse.
    11. to serve as erogenous tissue because of its rich supply of erogenous receptors.
    12. to contact and stimulate the G-spot of the female partner.

    and all this stuff makes it bother me even more if I have to get it removed. I swear ever since I found all this crap out I just feel more and more sick to my stomach, losing appetite almost completely, harder to fall asleep, and its all happening while I'm on PCT, day 4 now, eating little on PCT is NOT good.
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    After further reading into my conditions I probably won't need a circumcision. I WILL need a frenuloplasty though to fix my Frenulum Breve, the Phimosis can be fixed easily with stretching and steroidal creams applied, and the Zoon Balanitis(infection) can apparently be fixed with a carbon dioxide laser and/or antibiotics/topical/steroidal cremes.
    Last edited by dece870717; 11-22-2007 at 08:32 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dece870717 View Post
    After further reading into my conditions I probably won't need a circumcision. I WILL need a frenuloplasty though to fix my Frenulum Breve, the Phimosis can be fixed easily with stretching and steroidal creams applied, and the Zoon Balanitis(infection) can apparently be fixed with a carbon dioxide laser and/or antibiotics/topical/steroidal cremes.
    I was thinking the exact same thing. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by dece870717 View Post
    Well this is interesting...

    The foreskin has twelve known functions.
    They are:

    1. to cover and bond with the synechia so as to permit the development of the mucosal surface of the glans and inner foreskin.
    2. to protect the infant's glans from feces and ammonia in diapers.
    3. to protect the glans penis from friction and abrasion thoughout life.
    4. to keep the glans moisturized and soft with emollient oils.
    5. to lubricate the glans.
    6. to coat the glans with a waxy protective substance.
    7. to provide sufficient skin to cover an erection by unfolding.
    8. to provide an aid to masturbation and foreplay. the best part, no lotion needed
    9. to serve as an aid to penetration.
    10. to reduce friction and chafing during intercourse.
    11. to serve as erogenous tissue because of its rich supply of erogenous receptors.
    12. to contact and stimulate the G-spot of the female partner.

    and all this stuff makes it bother me even more if I have to get it removed. I swear ever since I found all this crap out I just feel more and more sick to my stomach, losing appetite almost completely, harder to fall asleep, and its all happening while I'm on PCT, day 4 now, eating little on PCT is NOT good.
    read above

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    Quote Originally Posted by rana173 View Post
    read above
    Lol, thats why I never understood why people needed or wanted to use lubricants to masturbate.

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    I think with something this serious you should really get a second opinion....I can see you tomorrow at 8:00

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I think with something this serious you should really get a second opinion....I can see you tomorrow at 8:00
    rotfl

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I think with something this serious you should really get a second opinion....I can see you tomorrow at 8:00
    Can you make a house call at about 9:30?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dece870717 View Post
    Lol, thats why I never understood why people needed or wanted to use lubricants to masturbate.
    ok im an idiot, so u guys that have been cut have to use lotion to have hand party?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bpm1 View Post
    ok im an idiot, so u guys that have been cut have to use lotion to have hand party?
    I don't think cut people have to use lotion but its just easier and more comfortable to but for uncut you have the foreskin to do all the lubricating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dece870717 View Post
    Lol, thats why I never understood why people needed or wanted to use lubricants to masturbate.
    i'm circumsized....but i still don't get that either ^

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    Quote Originally Posted by dece870717 View Post
    Lol, thats why I never understood why people needed or wanted to use lubricants to masturbate.
    i'm circumsized....but i still don't get that either ^

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    thats the first time i've been a victim of the dreaded double post...and it just had to happen in this thread.....about a penis disease, that got switched to circumcision (which my post was about), and then to homosexuality jokes (not bashing), just what a f*ckin thread

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