Well this sucks ass...(Penis related)

[DSM4Life]

i am in ewing nj

[gixxerboy1]

i am in ewing nj

Your close to me. I think its time we make lexed jealous

[DSM4Life]

Your close to me. I think its time we make lexed jealous

Sounds like a plan. Meet me at my place and don't forget to leave your cloths at the door.

[I_Want_Abs]

Hey Gixxerboy1 who is that chick in your avi man?? She has a hot ass!!!

[gixxerboy1]

Hey Gixxerboy1 who is that chick in your avi man?? She has a hot ass!!!

My now ex. I miss that ass and the fake cans that with them

[Lexed]

gixxer just order a Russian bride over the internet

[Amorphic]

i tried that but my bride got detained in customs

[gixxerboy1]

gixxer just order a Russian bride over the internet

No need to ship one. They are all over brooklyn. I found myself a new one already.

[Lexed]

i tried that but my bride got detained in customs

did you send back the customs paper to the source cause he is supposed to send you a new one

[RuhlFreak55]

hmmm i'm so googling russian brides right now

[RuhlFreak55]

holy crap i founda ll kinds of them

[I_Want_Abs]

My now ex. I miss that ass and the fake cans that with them

I miss that ass too man

[I_Want_Abs]

i mean I WOULD miss that ass... lol

[gixxerboy1]

i tried that but my bride got detained in customs

Since they are all over here maybe i should become a domestic source

[thegodfather]

i am in ewing nj

North jersey blows....I wish we could annex you guys.... lol just kiddin

[Amorphic]

Since they are all over here maybe i should become a domestic source

we can go into business together

[Lexed]

do Ar members get discounts?

[DSM4Life]

do Ar members get discounts?

Ill give you a discount.

[Lexed]

pfffttt discount.... when i can get it for free???

[paulzane]

When you are good enough looking!!

[DSM4Life]

Tough titty said the kitty but the milk's still good.

[goodcents]

we can go into business together

Hell I would do it for real, it's a great scam and it's not even a scam you just show them some chics and collect your money, I'm for real looking into it. Hell you fly all over the world and write it off as a business trip. I didn't know shlt about tanning or body jewelry when I started either so I see no reason not to do this either.

[BodyByAAS]

I think when I got cut they took a few inches too

[dece870717]

Lol this thread again. Oh by the way update on that whole thing. I got the Frenuloplasty to fix my Frenulum Breve on January 4th, it was really the only thing that needed fixing. Took like 15 minutes and only painful part was the numbing, I had to be awake for the whole thing. They jabbed me like 7 or so times with the needle with the numbing agent, like 3-4 around crotch, once on each side of my ball sack and like 3 times directly on the shaft of the penis and around the head. It was so weird though afterwards, cause the numbing agent works for about 3 hours, it felt like I had no dick and no balls. I guess what it feels like to be a chick. What really sucks is that it takes about 2-3 weeks to heal so no porn and no jerkin, this would be hell if I was on cycle with a bunch of Test.

[BG]

Well congradulations for keeping your noodle intact.

[bpm1]

its good to hear all is well with your pecker!

[crazycrab]

Lol this thread again. Oh by the way update on that whole thing. I got the Frenuloplasty to fix my Frenulum Breve on January 4th, it was really the only thing that needed fixing. Took like 15 minutes and only painful part was the numbing, I had to be awake for the whole thing. They jabbed me like 7 or so times with the needle with the numbing agent, like 3-4 around crotch, once on each side of my ball sack and like 3 times directly on the shaft of the penis and around the head. It was so weird though afterwards, cause the numbing agent works for about 3 hours, it felt like I had no dick and no balls. I guess what it feels like to be a chick. What really sucks is that it takes about 2-3 weeks to heal so no porn and no jerkin, this would be hell if I was on cycle with a bunch of Test.

I'll pull off one for you bro!!

[legobricks]

Lol this thread again. Oh by the way update on that whole thing. I got the Frenuloplasty to fix my Frenulum Breve on January 4th, it was really the only thing that needed fixing. Took like 15 minutes and only painful part was the numbing, I had to be awake for the whole thing. They jabbed me like 7 or so times with the needle with the numbing agent, like 3-4 around crotch, once on each side of my ball sack and like 3 times directly on the shaft of the penis and around the head. It was so weird though afterwards, cause the numbing agent works for about 3 hours, it felt like I had no dick and no balls. I guess what it feels like to be a chick. What really sucks is that it takes about 2-3 weeks to heal so no porn and no jerkin, this would be hell if I was on cycle with a bunch of Test.

OUCH on the jabbing poking and prodding of your shaft, balls, and crotch! Man thats gotta suck!.....although.......I probably would have gotten a hardon while they were doing all that! HAHAHAHAHAH!

[legobricks]

I remember when i had my last physical for my job i had some older lady as my physician. slender body for an older lady but she told me to drop drawers in which I did. Next htink you know I feel her breathing on my cock and holding it, squeezing it, telling me to cough, etc. I started to get hard and bit my tounge trying to hold it back.,...LOL I was waiting for her to plop it in her mouth she was so close!

[dece870717]

I remember when i had my last physical for my job i had some older lady as my physician. slender body for an older lady but she told me to drop drawers in which I did. Next htink you know I feel her breathing on my cock and holding it, squeezing it, telling me to cough, etc. I started to get hard and bit my tounge trying to hold it back.,...LOL I was waiting for her to plop it in her mouth she was so close!

I had to deal with all dude doctors. So keeping my shit limp was not hard.

[goodcents]

I remember when i had my last physical for my job i had some older lady as my physician. slender body for an older lady but she told me to drop drawers in which I did. Next htink you know I feel her breathing on my cock and holding it, squeezing it, telling me to cough, etc. I started to get hard and bit my tounge trying to hold it back.,...LOL I was waiting for her to plop it in her mouth she was so close!

I tell them to check my oil while they are down there

[DSM4Life]

I had to deal with all dude doctors. .

me to...... YES !

[RANA]

me to...... YES !

Mine have been chicks the last couple of times, nice...